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Captain "Cappy" Bara

My father passed away. Him being gone isn't a problem. If anything, it's a net positive. The things happening between those of us still alive on the other hand... I could certainly do without that shit.

Magic The Gathering dad joke anyone? Share with a Magic Friend who might need something silly in their day. ❤️ #magicthegathering

When strangers online use family-adjacent terms with me, I like to lean into it. Bro: By the way, how's mum? Unc: Dear Niece or Nephew.

I like to analyze parts of my body as if I'm looking at a new species. It gives me a feeling of awe for something I typically take for granted. Today's subject, my partially conjoined toes. TW: FEET

Comment thread on a TikTok video where I review comments left on my "As a Professional Magic Player" videos. Context: I start the videos with "As a professional Magic player" and then proceed to provide objectively terrible play advice.

I think the most concerning part of this is that no one is pointing out the obvious theft of that piece of tape. Where is the original piece of paper!? On the ground somewhere?! What if somebody slips on it!?

Leaving the fair.

At the fair.

On my way to the fair.

That time I got inducted into the Magic Hall of Fame.

"As a professional Magic player..." Those 5 words are blood in the water to magic players on social media. I have been starting videos with those words and following with bad play advice, and let me tell you...

Math is Mathing. #magicthegathering

Hah! Perfection.

Since tomorrow is Raptor Day, leave a comment with your favorite Dinosaur or Bird of Prey!

I find it very educational how this post has received almost no interaction here (which is completely normal) but has received a handful of responses on Threads, one of which was very aggressive. Lesson: Threads is dumb.

Is anyone planning on skipping the Spider-Man MTG crossover due to Marvel* having rights to Publishing and Merchandising for Spider-Man? *Being owned by Disney

Pigeons love croissants.

This is a bit like one of the cards that feature the winner of an Invitational, except it features the miserable folks who are negative about every aspect of Magic:The Gathering.

We love you @scryfall.com !

I strongly believe we don't deserve @scryfall.com 🥹

Waiting for the BLINK-182 concert to start. #blink182

These are amazing! Follow the info in the post for a chance to win them!

Did you know there is only one creature in Magic with power/toughness of 6/9? Skaab Goliath. In honor of this, I gave it a more appropriate flavor text.

My Magic take on the "sendy" meme. #magicthegathering www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Se3jpJ/

Fixed the flavor text for Morbius the Living Vampire from the upcoming Spider-Man X Magic: The Gathering set.

I'm going to a Blink-182 concert in a little over a week. I've not been this excited for something in a long time.

Final Fantasy Fans: Which game should my wife play next? The Choices: XII XIII XV She really liked: VII, IX, X Enjoyed: X-2 Found Boring: VIII We are saving XVI for the very end.

Timesifter is my pick. "High risk of unfun outcomes for others" is my biggest roadblock in using it.

That would go great with this Grapeshot alter. 🤩

Think this will be good when Spider-Man X MTG drops?

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Relatable Retail Experience www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8huTvYY/

One year, our school let us bring a stuffy to picture day so we could have it in the shot. My stuffy was my Sonic The Hedgehog. I'm so happy for young me today.

Displacer Cheshire Cat, painted after Sir John Tenniel's illustration for Lewis Carroll's 'Alice's Adventures in Wonderland'.

From a distance, I couldn't figure out why people were posting so much about Leonin Arbiter. Then realized I may need new glasses. 😬

Hey, that's me!

Looooot.

Circa 2010, my wife tries Final Fantasy X for the first time. Her first FF experience beyond Kingdom Hearts. She plays 10 minutes, stops playing. Fast Forward 15 years. UB FF MTG set makes her want to know more. She just finished FF9 tonight, FFX starting tomorrow. Thank you Universes Beyond. 🥰

*Sees Alcatraz is trending* Me: Oh, I hope that it isn't for something stupid. *Sees WHY Alcatraz is trending* Me: Goddamn it.

Honestly, this is a beyond reasonable take. The level of uncertainty and distrust may be too high for many to recover any hope in the format if it goes down this way. That being said, I will be very suprised to see MC, JL, or Dockside unbanned. Talking about today, that is.

Embarrassing story time! I have been buying complete sets of MTG sets lately instead of buying packs and boxes. I pre-ordered a Tarkir, Dragonstorm complete set two weeks ago. Or at least that's what I thought I ordered. Signed, Proud Owner of Complete Set of Dragons of Tarkir. Ffffuuuuu. 🙃

I purchased a Lake of the Dead from TCGPlayer, and there is someone in my Tiktok comments giving me grief because I didn't 'make it worth the sellers time and effort' because I only ordered one single card. Mind you, the one card was ~$50. (DMG Cond) That's weird, right?

PSA: In matters of opinion on stuff where no one's life is threatened, it's always an option to state your case without being a fucking dick. Note: If someone tries to rationalize removing your right to humanity, that's different. Be ruthless. /end

Deep thoughts with EDH_Dreamer #magicthegathering #commander #deepthoughts #tcg #edh

Oooo, this looks neat.

Hot Damn! I have 35 subscribers on Youtube now! When do I get rich?

You know what's wild? It was a lot easier for me to explain to my daughter that love doesn't have to be just between boys and girls. Than it will be to explain that her grandparent thinks she's going to hell unless she does weird shit like pretending to eat a dead guy from 2000 years ago. WILD