I am 3 for 3 with days in 2026 playing paper MTG. Let's f'ing go!!!!

Dear Magic Players, Please have fair expectations for our return to Lorwyn. Be excited for and open to the new things it has to offer. Make room in your heart for this set and don't let nostalgia prevent you from enjoying it. Don't compare the two, but look at them as extensions of eachother.

Be safe, have fun. See you next year.

I would not be upset at all to see this hit the battlefield under my opponent's control.

You ever just feel like the thing on the Legends card Undertow?

Hey fellow magic players. I have been posting a series over on TikTok every Mon-Fri since late September where I start by saying a Great Card is bad, and suggest a much worse card. I start each post with: "As a professional magic player..." I am NOT a professional magic player. Check it out.

Play these cards together. #magicthegathering

We finally hung this up, after having it for nearly a year. That grass is looking at bit lush for post-apocalyptic California.

This Season, As You See Everyone Posting Happy Videos Telling You How It's The Happiest Time Of The Year You May Begin To Ask: Why Am I Depressed? Please Know You Are Not Alone. Many People Struggle With Depression. Reach Out If You Need Help. The World Is Better With You In It. See You Tomorrow.

Dear Dudes who are Magic players. This is a perfect example of how not to act online. Don't do this shit unless you want to air out your whole ass and announce that you are super fragile:

Half-Truths are NOT Whole-Lies.

Subject: Rumi, KPop Demon Hunters Medium: Crayola Marker

Captain "Cappy" Bara

My father passed away. Him being gone isn't a problem. If anything, it's a net positive. The things happening between those of us still alive on the other hand... I could certainly do without that shit.

Magic The Gathering dad joke anyone? Share with a Magic Friend who might need something silly in their day. ❤️ #magicthegathering

When strangers online use family-adjacent terms with me, I like to lean into it. Bro: By the way, how's mum? Unc: Dear Niece or Nephew.

I like to analyze parts of my body as if I'm looking at a new species. It gives me a feeling of awe for something I typically take for granted. Today's subject, my partially conjoined toes. TW: FEET

Comment thread on a TikTok video where I review comments left on my "As a Professional Magic Player" videos. Context: I start the videos with "As a professional Magic player" and then proceed to provide objectively terrible play advice.

I think the most concerning part of this is that no one is pointing out the obvious theft of that piece of tape. Where is the original piece of paper!? On the ground somewhere?! What if somebody slips on it!?

Leaving the fair.

At the fair.

On my way to the fair.

That time I got inducted into the Magic Hall of Fame.

"As a professional Magic player..." Those 5 words are blood in the water to magic players on social media. I have been starting videos with those words and following with bad play advice, and let me tell you...

Math is Mathing. #magicthegathering

Hah! Perfection.

Since tomorrow is Raptor Day, leave a comment with your favorite Dinosaur or Bird of Prey!

I find it very educational how this post has received almost no interaction here (which is completely normal) but has received a handful of responses on Threads, one of which was very aggressive. Lesson: Threads is dumb.

Is anyone planning on skipping the Spider-Man MTG crossover due to Marvel* having rights to Publishing and Merchandising for Spider-Man? *Being owned by Disney

Pigeons love croissants.

This is a bit like one of the cards that feature the winner of an Invitational, except it features the miserable folks who are negative about every aspect of Magic:The Gathering.

We love you @scryfall.com !

I strongly believe we don't deserve @scryfall.com 🥹

Waiting for the BLINK-182 concert to start. #blink182

These are amazing! Follow the info in the post for a chance to win them!

Did you know there is only one creature in Magic with power/toughness of 6/9? Skaab Goliath. In honor of this, I gave it a more appropriate flavor text.

My Magic take on the "sendy" meme. #magicthegathering www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Se3jpJ/

Fixed the flavor text for Morbius the Living Vampire from the upcoming Spider-Man X Magic: The Gathering set.

I'm going to a Blink-182 concert in a little over a week. I've not been this excited for something in a long time.

Final Fantasy Fans: Which game should my wife play next? The Choices: XII XIII XV She really liked: VII, IX, X Enjoyed: X-2 Found Boring: VIII We are saving XVI for the very end.

Timesifter is my pick. "High risk of unfun outcomes for others" is my biggest roadblock in using it.

That would go great with this Grapeshot alter. 🤩

Think this will be good when Spider-Man X MTG drops?

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Relatable Retail Experience www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8huTvYY/

One year, our school let us bring a stuffy to picture day so we could have it in the shot. My stuffy was my Sonic The Hedgehog. I'm so happy for young me today.

Displacer Cheshire Cat, painted after Sir John Tenniel's illustration for Lewis Carroll's 'Alice's Adventures in Wonderland'.

From a distance, I couldn't figure out why people were posting so much about Leonin Arbiter. Then realized I may need new glasses. 😬

Hey, that's me!