I’m so excited about the Amelia Earhart files that I completely forgot about the Epstein files!! 🙄🤦‍♂️

MAGA, stop crying about being called fascist. This is fascism and if you support it you’re a fucking fascist. If you don’t want to be called fascist, stop supporting fascism. It’s really quite simple.

The “law and order” president 🙄 I wonder what it feels like to get fired for telling people to follow the law.

MAGA Morons: We should spend money to help Americans not other countries! Me: Ok, let’s help Americans. MAGA Morons: NOO!! That’s socialism🤬

MAGA voter who can’t pay rent watching Trump give $20 billion to Argentina

"No hate, no fear! Immigrants are welcome here!" Absolutely massive crowd at the New Yorkers Against ICE march. Blocks long!

MAGA: Stop calling us fascists 😭 Also MAGA: I get so triggered when people make fun of fascists😭 youtu.be/fE1QMGy8yYc?...

JD Vance was right… Trump is America’s Hitler.

Every time she looks at him the look on her face screams “I FUCKING HATE YOU! Why can’t you just die already and leave me your money?”

MAGA is getting really fucking dumb

Release the Epstein Files

15 years ago the Supreme Court decided corporations are people under the First Amendment. Today, sold-out politicians block progress on all fronts to appease their corporate donors. Citizens United is among the worst decisions in history. It corrupts our system every day.

Anyone who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities

Imagine complaining about “criminals” while committing crimes🙄🤦‍♂️ MAGA’s inability to see their blatant hypocrisy is almost impressive. If mental gymnastics was an Olympic sport MAGA would win the gold every time.

i trust freaks far more than i trust somecunt in a suit

I know we keep focusing on Colbert and Kimmel as we should, but we also need to remember there are hundreds of people who work for these shows who also just lost their jobs because of this bullshit, and most of them are probably not millionaires.

The super rich has had it too easy. It's time to end the gravy train. Tax them.

South Koreans are reporting ICE put them chains & treated them like animals for 7 days. They had valid visas. They were here legally. They did everything right. Trump still treated them like trash. It was NEVER about "legal" immigration. It was always about banning non-white immigration.

The “fuck your feelings” crowd is demanding we protect their feelings… idiots🤦‍♂️

Same shit, different dictator

So the “peace president” is renaming the Department of Defense “The Department of War”? I’m no war expert but I’m pretty sure war isn’t peaceful.

Mitch McConnell says this is the most dangerous era since before WW2. I agree but you could’ve stopped it from happening and you licked Trump’s boots. We ain’t patting you on the back now!

Big Balls gets beat up by a couple of teenagers and the government sends the military. A bunch of kids get shot at school and the government sends thoughts and prayers. We live in Hell.

In the off chance MAGA even acknowledges this, they’ll probably claim self defense or some dumb shit like that.

Trump has never done actual work. Inheriting millions from your rich dad, sitting around collecting money while not paying your employees, and hanging out on an island with Epstein is not work.

Science is real

This man is an authentic American hero A Black man facing armed federal agents to stand up for his youth baseball team. Brave. www.wcpo.com/politics/imm...

Science illiterate morons and the rise of anti-intellectualism will be the death of us. RFK Jr. is America’s Trofim Lysenko. Good job Magats! Fucking idiots.

I don't think I will ever accept MAGA Rap as a thing because it confuses me on the conceptual level. Like can no one involved with the process of making this unlistenable trash, not for a moment just be hit by the irony of white supremacists lite making rap of all genres. WTF

I will never understand how someone could hear the insane and obviously false shit that Trump says and think “Yup, this guy is a source of truth“.

Don’t forget that Trump fucks kids!

Get rid of this toxic male patriarchal government They’re destroying lives over perceived bullshit.

I’d be unhappy too! Interactions with MAGA dickheads are quite unpleasant.

Perfection

And Christians want us to believe that morality comes from god😂