pants verz ombie

What should it's new name be?

I miss my wife.

We're letting paul Tobin draw as much zombie feet as he wants and post it to only fans. That sites gonna look like fucking ground zero bruh

I'm deader inside than the zombies.

The next release of pvz3 will heavily feature ai. It's called pvz3: welcome to slopburbia Zomboss uses his newly completed laziness-souless machine to create ai generated zombies but it backfires and fires at the plants as well

In the next comic issue, omni man fucking obliterates zomboss

If yall are scared over fortnite collabing with skibidi just wait til my cute ass walks in and makes a deal with Mr toilet

Sorry there was no announcement of Plants Vs. Zombies adventures for nintendo switch at TGA. Geoff broke up with us for that other ai game 💔💔 #breakup #loveisntreal

How has no nut November been treating you? The game is really hard without tall nuts or primal nuts huh? Tell us down below!

I do what I do to cope with my beloved abandoning me... YOU TOO CAN COPE WITH LOSS BY DOWNLOADING PVZ2 RIGHT NOW AND BUYING THE STARTER BUNDLE FOR $9.99

PvZ2 truly started to decline when the progressive crossover ended..

I hope oompa ville does an interview with Jordan next! Well Pay his rent for the next few pvz2 content updates

With how many of yall complain about garden warfare 2's anticheat, it's hard to resist the urge to make the game f2p and add trading elements so the game gets botted to high hell

Engineer doesn't suck in bfn you're just bad at the game

As you can see in the image, our premises have the best security measures.

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

People are so creative

Doctor Octor wins the Goctor Zoctor

To those of you who saw the leaks. Yes it's true, there will be a cutscene in pvz3 where raiden from mgs2 kills doughlas.

Skeets stop when popcap makes bluesky and sends me a cease and desist

The next content update for Plants vs Zombies 2 comes out on April 20th! This update includes: -bug unfixes -entire soundtrack removed -redditor costume bundle for $9.99 which includes tomboy sunflower, tomboy ghost pepper, and maid blooming heart.

Were proud to announce bejeweled 3: threejeweled is in development and will feature a new game mechanic: Male pregnancy.

Jordan comes to popcap like a snake in the grass, in a community of gooners he is the biggest gooner

@hey1mjay.bsky.social we heard your plea for pvz nintendo switch on the podcast, and so we delivered!

The Zuma plagiarism allegations are true! We kicked the Mitchell corp ceo in the balls and stole their game and then did kazotsky kick for 12 hours

"One piece is the longest series ever" Zackscotts pvz2 series:

Zacks iPad broke so we gave him Jordan's to use as a substitute.

The community manager just burnt down an orphanage because a kid drew plants in the pvz3 art style. Sorry kid, gotta protect our IPs and our Artists work.

Dave has escaped rehab

Sorry guys the reason for pvz3 shutting down was a lie... The real reasons are as follows: -Zomboss being tried for war crimes -Mo being investigated by the feds for child murder -Dave has been placed in rehab -Tugboat ate Nigel and Frogpants Can't wait to see you all again soon

PvZ2 and PvZ3 were secretly inside jokes within the company, we plant the money makers and you zombies eat it up and we profit.