I fucked up. Got stopped by the nursing staff. They had to take the cards out of my bag. Needless to say, Wife is NOT HAPPY after finding out I brought Yugioh Cards to our "No-Yugioh" Hospital Stay.

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It’s “we are so back” season again folks

This is why God left us

Just noticed bluesky has a character limit by trying to paste the entire opening monologue from Moby dick They just can’t handle my whimsy

yearly Abraham Lincoln check yep still dead

The frolicking was NOT In fact detrimental but in fact beneficial to all parties

the voices get louder every day but here i remain balling with no remorse for the fallen

@gork is this real

happy 9/11 hope it goes better this time :)

god bless @sphealposting.bsky.social

going on an anime training arc to refine my shitposting abilities wish me luck

dread the day i develop basic social skills

They call me John balatro (I lost the first blind)

The well of humor has run dry I need more funny

Dear Corporate and Indie Game Devs, It's called "background music", please stop destroying my eardrums with it and drowning out all other sounds with the default volume. Thank you, A Deafened Gamer #Games #VideoGames #GameDev #GameDevelopment #GameMusic #IndieGameDev #IndieDevs

Patience is a virtue it only works to amplify victory

That is the LAST time I buy horse electrolytes from 7/11

Nvm shiny cardboard be expensive

For the first time in weeks someone outside of my small circle of colleagues has seen one of my posts I have never felt so accomplished

Back in the yearly yugioh phase Please pray to whatever deity you have for my sanity

Someone send me something funny im out of ideas

this banged on twitter so have it here too

Catan is the single worst thing to happen to my mental state

Count your days water based life forms

The trout population will significantly decline today if I hear about skibidi toilet one more time

Hate this guy

im bringing back gregorio

the voices preach their divine wisdom i am but a vessel

me mere moments after installing family_guy_funnies.zip noticing family_guy_funnies.zip is in fact not mere family guy funnies but in fact a zip bomb as i realize i have been made the family guy funny

The adamazing125 situation is crazy

remember I'm out there

hey look ma im on the tv

you fools have made the mistake of giving me a platform so I will make it everybody else's problem

the voices say hi

funny post (please laugh i worked hard on this one)

he cant keep getting away with this

dog photo (dog not included)

hate this guy

stummy hurt

god gives his hardest battles (file management) to his silliest soldiers (me with 43kb of remaining space)