Elina Svitolina has never lost a clay-court final on Tour (8-0)

Oh man!!! The thing about 90s Best Actress Oscar movies is there are like seven legitimate classics (and a hilariously obvious last place)

2 Heavens 2 Betsy

it's crazy how quickly (after being a loud and annoying stickler) i turned on 2 spaces after a period (like 10 years ago) and the oxford comma (fairly recently). am i easily manipulated Y/N

the double-up same-category acting rule change kinda annoys me on purely ridiculous, unexplainable grounds (it just feels...weird) but logically it makes sense since each film is a separate achievement (this happens in plenty of other categories) so sure. also they used to do it in the 30s so go off

obviously the director finally getting put on the Oscar is the long-time fight being won, but the festival rule is what made me yelp in delight. Palme fights will get even crazier (and this helps to let France off the hook for their recent spate of submission debacles)

her bad luck blue shoes

i understand that i am [redacted] years old, and already have an extremely limited amount of free hours, and therefore i should not spend $60 on Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. and yet

i'm going to eat 2 big cookies and there is absolutely nothing you can say to stop me

hustling leaves me white-hot blue in the face

it really is night and day after i get any caffeine in me...like i could lift a car rn

I know I’ve said this a zillion times but the transition to shallow focus in coverage of sporting events (for watching on phones of course) does my head in

when you roll your neck around a whole bunch and it’s just constant crunching, that’s good right

we have splash

you're telling me that AI gave these jerseys the equivalent of a sixth finger? i'm shocked, SHOCKED

why does Peacock all of a sudden have all the movies? when did i need to add ANOTHER streamer to my life? how did this happen and do i need to blame the Traitors

I’m constantly 6 hours behind which is a blessing and a curse

they walked right up to the edge of punk here, probably scared themselves shitless youtu.be/-kfIHFlEUhw?...

bitch we are behind the moon

God I think about this video a lot. It’s impeccably (maybe perfectly?) edited and choreographed, and all at the expense of something that visually looks like utter dogshit. 2000 media in a nutshell. Fascinating, I could write a thesis youtu.be/c18441Eh_WE?...

i hope Will Forte got a nice summer home out of this

A North Atlantic Treaty Organization Without Atlantis???

getting really good at Not Engaging in my old age...finally

crank it the fuck up as loud as it can go www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkKx...

Yesssss been looking forward to this one since the fall

little did i know that this role would feature in @screendrafts.bsky.social trivia, like, the next day

it's actually wild that this went all the way from "wouldn't it be bonkers if..." to

Amy and Ed right now!! 😀

my least favorite Oscars tradition is forgetting to eat dinner

now time for my new favorite Oscar tradition, watching the engraving station on youtube until sunrise

Everyone in the Oscar punditry field needs to take some tips from Mr. Yankovic If they want to sustain their fragile ecosystem

bro i want to like you but every Oscars you just

oh shit here we go Directing

ok, yes, she lost again. but getting a documentary made about yourself, writing a terrible song for it, and rallying her friends in the branch to nominate her again is still boss behavior

ok my last-minute Best Actor prediction is Moura, no guts no glory. still they could say any name and i wouldn't be shocked

first woman to win Best Cinematography! we stan!

Oh Bridesmaids cast coming up, I’m awake I’m awake

Ok I thought it was wild that Gwyneth got off the couch but BARBRA is here too? Are the Oscars back?? (No)

Ok both Coogler and PTA are going home with Oscars so surely everyone will be chill about everything else for the rest of the night

He really didn’t show up to accept his 3rd Oscar LOOOOOLLLL

TIE!!!!!

She was the casting director for GHOST WORLD, FYI.

Anna Wintour on tv? What is this, Wimbledon?

World No.1 Sabalenka comes back from 3-5 down in the breaker (saving a championship point at 5-6) to win the final 3-6, 6-3, 7-6(6). it is her first Indian Wells title after finishing runner-up in 2023 (l. Rybakina) and 2025 (l. Andreeva)

Sabalenka and Rybakina, your World No.1 and World No.2 on Monday, are starting a final-set tiebreak right now to determine the 2026 Indian Wells champion

Well, no, his first win will be Best Adapted Screenplay tonight. Not sure why everyone is ignoring that he will win an Oscar regardless if he wins Director or not

y'all ever come to grips and/or terms? bro it's wild

ok so, my one note to springtime is you can't have me considering putting on the air conditioning when i'm five days removed from 29 degrees, in BOTH directions

were the bees only last year???? this has been the longest 52 weeks

i've seen racquets thrown and/or destroyed in all 4 matches i've watched today....spring fever