I wanna be a burger I wanna be a burger. I wanna be the burger that changes your life. That alters the course of everything the second you take that first bite. I want you to think of me every time you close your eyes at night. Knowing that you'll never have another burger like that in your life

You haven't made your trans girlfriend pregnant yet? Stop with that lame excuse of not being possible, you just haven't tried hard enough yet. All I can smell is skill issue

*Impregnates you*

hrt would have fixed her

Dragon Ball would be peak if instead of shooting energy beams they shot milk out of their nipples. If Vegeta flew up to the sky, burst his armor off his chest, and started blasting a giant beam of milk from his pecks while Goku counters with his own kaioken x20 nipple milk it'd be even more iconic

have it yuri way

When I was a little kid I said it was my dream to become a witch, so I became a witch

I can’t take it anymore. They make me so horny. No matter what I do I just can’t stop thinking about her big colorful hat and sharp teeth or his frilly maid outfit and long ears and that eyeliner that makes them both look so slutty. How can I choose between bunny bussy and jester clussy? I need both

I haven't produced any milk in a while, can someone get me pregnant?

I have been blessed by my oshi's feet

When you're trying to survive being springlocked in Sister Location but the Minireenas are climbing up your urethra

I'm so moldy cheese is gonna come straight out the udder

Okay, hear me out, milk straight from the source 💚

Welcome to the vagina bar, do you like your pussy shaken or stirred?

What if instead of the Mario Bros they were called the Freaky Bros and they cleaned your pipes with their enoki mushrooms

Who's your favorite FNAF character and why is it Supergoon?

Think I accidentally called the Easter Bunny a slur today

I don't care if it's cannibalism, what am I supposed to do just stop eating burgers?

Getting fucked by a knife sounds pretty hot honestly

Okay that one was lowkey ass ngl, if you want an actual high quality (and sexy) FNAF game then this is where it's at

I can't believe I got ntr'd by a cheeseburger. Babe please, come back, I can be that for youuuuuu

This is the greatest scene in anime history. The betrayal, the heartbreak, the incredible performance from the lead and the amazing art that accompanies it. Nyan Neko Sugar Girls truly is one of a kind

Please don't cook me up and eat me. I would just hate if somebody chopped me up and turned me into fresh, juicy beef patties. It would be terrible if someone served me with sharp cheese, crispy bacon, crisp dill pickles and sauce with beer batter fries on the side. Noooo don't put me in your mouth

Holy fuck her body is insane

Holy shit, I definitely have a type

Version 3

Holy shit I got so many notifications

Damn we should've whipped something up for this like a Vtuber debut teaser silhouette or something. Just pretend you don't know who I am yet and all my headmates just dropped this like ooooooo what could it mean did they get a new dog

My first exposure to FNAF being Springtrap loli art is actually crazy

Watching my favorite Vtuber moan in a hotdog costume, life is good

I'd look so fucking good in a cowkini ngl

Fun Harmony date idea, we feed you Hazel's eggs and then you wash them down with my milk

Woahhhhhhhh I found a book about cows! I'm a cow! I'm gonna read this

Did you know cows are flexible enough to lick their own asses? It's true! Just imagine what I could do to yours

Do you think JoJo could do a Zoom Punch with his penis?

I would suck cock for cheesecake anyday

Just found this series called Five Nights at Freddy's, it's soooooo cool~ apparently it has a game too

If Nick gets boypregnant only to get a boybortion after I'm gonna be so sad

She's so real for this

No joke, this is what I did immediately after fronting for the first time. I don't regret it

Heyyyyyyyyy I'm Vanity~ or Vanny for short. I'm a cow, I'm gay and I'm looking forward to meeting you all moo 🔔