I am what the demoralized, pantsless trainer would exasperatedly call "mischief motivated"

Hey #vegan Bluesky, I need help with a vegan waffle recipe. I'm using the linked one It sticks like crazy and rips apart when i try to open the waffle iron. I've tried literally dozens of minor variations of the recipe in an attempt to identify what's causing it to stick but with no luck Pls help

Age verification: I have a paper thank you note sent to me by Mojang for identifying and responsibly disclosing a temporary account takeover / login redirection exploit in Minecraft Alpha SMP and I was already over 18 at the time this all happened

"Are you trying to foost me? Are you into foosting?" ~anonymous 🦶➡️🍑

Loot that drops after defeating me: - a bag of pretzel rods (100% drop rate) - a black rectangle that makes you anxious - a bissell carpet cleaner - a saw blade - a coupon code for LVFC lifetime sponsor (rare drop)

Let me share a life lesson I think more furries should learn You shouldn't let your friends get away with bad behavior just because you're friends. Ignoring those red flags enables manipulative people to do harm to you and everyone around you and most of the worst furry drama i see starts this way

Apparently the rough upper limit for supernova that happen in the universe is approximately equivalent to a magnitude 28 earthquake

The Shart Heard 'Round The World

If you're ever feeling crappy just go on youtube and look for peaceful nighttime/relax music and read the highly rated comments They're like stars in the dark, little reminders that even when everything sucks there's someone who's feeling the same way as you are and you don't have to be alone

Me installing the drivers for my 10gbit nic on windows 11, which windows reeeeeaally wants to pretend went out of support in windows 10

My #1 FC purchase

The FC night market had 4300 people go. That's 3x the size of a lot of very good whole-ass conventions

@hyperstryker.bsky.social *poke nuzzle mlem*

"One time at a Furry Convention I ran out of rolling paper for cigarettes so I smoked the Book of Mormon" ~ anonymous

Good to know our underwear party is visible from outer space

"You are now blinking/breathing manually" doesn't work on me because my brain doesn't have enough bandwidth to do both at once even if i focus

Slightly spicy take If most of someone's posts/messages are about avoidable, self inflicted car issues, that's a giant personality turnoff if you have a con coming, maybe don't fuck up your engine and if you do, don't drive 500 miles to the con and then whine about how your car broke down halfway

Microslop

I like how on Amazon mobile, when it prompts you to re-enter your password for security, you can just toggle desktop mode on and off and bypass the login

How long do you suppose i'll live in this house before it inexplicably burns down

Bye 2025

@upzone.bsky.social u should follow 1 more person to make it an even 1k

I just discovered that i can buy my favorite ice cream flavor in 3 gallon drums at smart and final for $26 and i am a happy serg (and soon to be a fat serg) It's real ice cream too, none of that frozen dairy dessert nonsense

The Boy and the Heroin - @charcoalsergal.bsky.social

Happy Whatever

Friends, obsessions, video games, computers, jobs, and college came and went but you were always there, through every chapter of my adolescence. Glad I got you working again. Here's hoping you get to annoy some other kid's parents as much as you did mine.

Avatar 3 I've seen 90 minute movies that wanted an extra hour, avatar was a 3 hour movie that wanted 2 more hours xD also 2 separate earthquakes happened while we were in the theater so that was cool

God facebook is sad to look at

Tip for all fursuit makers, especially new ones if you arent sure how long to make the arms/legs, too long is better than too short You can easily trim a few inches off Un-trimming a few inches back on is a lot more work They never fit exactly right the first time anyway

Up to no good at blfc 📸: @flatfuck.bsky.social

The year is 2041 US minimum wage is still $7.50, despite all coins and bills smaller than $20 no longer being produced An average house costs $41 million A dozen eggs costs $1k, $750 with club card Jimmy Wales says if everyone who saw this donated a mere $2500, they'd meet their target in one day

Mood

How do people not like the snake

I stopped roleplaying pretty much entirely a few years ago [a short vent thread]

Is this what drug busts in California will look like in 5 years Backstory: I just moved into a new house and this place, in the two thousand twenty fifth year of our lord, had almost 50 incandescent lightbulbs installed. If I left them all on they would cost $25 per day to run

My son brought this home from school... can someone pls tell me what kind of gun he is trying to build? Very urgent

@jay.bsky.team what's the best place to contact about a network of coordinated bad actors on the platform

Me in the shower: "man I'm so psyched to tackle those 20 things I've been putting off" Me, literally 6 minutes later, drying off: "How about I waste 2 more hours on telegram"

Is search busted for anyone else? Getting no posts found off and on for any search query

Dan Stone tho

eggstipated

@artemis.gay merp

Another illegal nsfw account suspended, this time before i had even finished reporting its posts

@casi.gay hello, new creature Your username is cool

I think I just saw the fastest account takedown in the history of bluesky I found an account advertising TOS violating nsfw material and reported a couple of its posts. It was suspended literally seconds later, I didn't even have time to block it

Is it like some kind of requirement in California in order to register a commercial vehicle that one of your headlights must be loose so that every time you hit a bump it flashes and flickers in the mirror whoever's in front of you

Woohoo discourse FWIW I think the community guidelines update is a step forward. As it was written before it was pretty vague and there were some broad classes of furry and/or kink stuff that were technically swept up in it which are probably fine to have on the site, and the boundaries of what >>

Anyone looking to move in the bay area DM me

#wplace #sfbay #AIsucks sr.gl/noAI.png

It probably doesn't reflect on me so well as a person that the most relatable character in Rick and Morty to me is Rick Sure he's a jilted asshole but it speaks to me that he feels like his acts of compassion are so unrelatable to his family that it's easier to pretend to be a monster than explain