People already suiting at AP

ai can do all these things but it can't mute your mic for you when all it's picking up is interference

In light of current things on bluesky that people are grumbling about I just want to point out that Swiss Army Man is now on HBO max It's absurd that movie was ever made, and even more absurd that the main character is the face of that one wizard kid invented by the evil rich lady

Wanted to write this learning down so it isn't lost forever Old flour is fine for some things, but I have found that for some recipes, it will stick even to nonstick cookware when you bake it. This info took me days of experimentation and research and pulling my fur out, and it's yours for free

is anyone else getting a constant trickle of spam reposts by accounts that are set up entirely to beg for money? if i see that it gets immediately reported btw so don't do it to me unless you want to burn your account 😑

Bumped into @justdragony.bsky.social by accident while he was taking a picture

I'm genuinely glad that even though I can't seem to hide from politics, my circles on Bluesky literally never post anything AI generated except to dunk on it

PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS ON A CLOSED COURSE. DO NOT ATTEMPT. @flatfuck.bsky.social @ceresgalax.com @Bandito.??? @relaxingdragon.bsky.social @pulsarfolf.bsky.social @tripecollie.bsky.social @thalcreates.bsky.social @sergal.top @nyxify.com @akras.bsky.social (Taken with permission from Emeryville IKEA.)

If you're annoyed by the whole subscribestar knees thing, you should go comment on the federal government's proposal to stop this very topic i.e. payment processors and banks blocking clients based on the items they are selling #furry #artwork

Still open!

I don't think i've ever been less confident in the long or even the short term future of humanity than right now

Thanks google for vibecoding the latest update to gmail, i guess i just don't get to see my emails anymore

@purtan.bsky.social in front of the Zootopia 2 poster! 📸: me

Describe a catastrophe without using words Caught this picture at #BLFC2025

Thanks so much Vekyn! Sorry for not responding sooner. I thought I was already following you but I missed your post because I guess I wasn't oops A+ horny sergal. He looks lonely... someone should join him

here, take this creepylink.com

I am what the demoralized, pantsless trainer would exasperatedly call "mischief motivated"

Hey #vegan Bluesky, I need help with a vegan waffle recipe. I'm using the linked one It sticks like crazy and rips apart when i try to open the waffle iron. I've tried literally dozens of minor variations of the recipe in an attempt to identify what's causing it to stick but with no luck Pls help

Age verification: I have a paper thank you note sent to me by Mojang for identifying and responsibly disclosing a temporary account takeover / login redirection exploit in Minecraft Alpha SMP and I was already over 18 at the time this all happened

"Are you trying to foost me? Are you into foosting?" ~anonymous 🦶➡️🍑

Loot that drops after defeating me: - a bag of pretzel rods (100% drop rate) - a black rectangle that makes you anxious - a bissell carpet cleaner - a saw blade - a coupon code for LVFC lifetime sponsor (rare drop)

Let me share a life lesson I think more furries should learn You shouldn't let your friends get away with bad behavior just because you're friends. Ignoring those red flags enables manipulative people to do harm to you and everyone around you and most of the worst furry drama i see starts this way

Apparently the rough upper limit for supernova that happen in the universe is approximately equivalent to a magnitude 28 earthquake

The Shart Heard 'Round The World

If you're ever feeling crappy just go on youtube and look for peaceful nighttime/relax music and read the highly rated comments They're like stars in the dark, little reminders that even when everything sucks there's someone who's feeling the same way as you are and you don't have to be alone

Me installing the drivers for my 10gbit nic on windows 11, which windows reeeeeaally wants to pretend went out of support in windows 10

My #1 FC purchase

The FC night market had 4300 people go. That's 3x the size of a lot of very good whole-ass conventions

@hyperstryker.bsky.social *poke nuzzle mlem*

"One time at a Furry Convention I ran out of rolling paper for cigarettes so I smoked the Book of Mormon" ~ anonymous

Good to know our underwear party is visible from outer space

"You are now blinking/breathing manually" doesn't work on me because my brain doesn't have enough bandwidth to do both at once even if i focus

Slightly spicy take If most of someone's posts/messages are about avoidable, self inflicted car issues, that's a giant personality turnoff if you have a con coming, maybe don't fuck up your engine and if you do, don't drive 500 miles to the con and then whine about how your car broke down halfway

Microslop

I like how on Amazon mobile, when it prompts you to re-enter your password for security, you can just toggle desktop mode on and off and bypass the login

How long do you suppose i'll live in this house before it inexplicably burns down

Bye 2025

@upzone.bsky.social u should follow 1 more person to make it an even 1k

I just discovered that i can buy my favorite ice cream flavor in 3 gallon drums at smart and final for $26 and i am a happy serg (and soon to be a fat serg) It's real ice cream too, none of that frozen dairy dessert nonsense

The Boy and the Heroin - @charcoalsergal.bsky.social

Happy Whatever

Friends, obsessions, video games, computers, jobs, and college came and went but you were always there, through every chapter of my adolescence. Glad I got you working again. Here's hoping you get to annoy some other kid's parents as much as you did mine.

Avatar 3 I've seen 90 minute movies that wanted an extra hour, avatar was a 3 hour movie that wanted 2 more hours xD also 2 separate earthquakes happened while we were in the theater so that was cool

God facebook is sad to look at

Tip for all fursuit makers, especially new ones if you arent sure how long to make the arms/legs, too long is better than too short You can easily trim a few inches off Un-trimming a few inches back on is a lot more work They never fit exactly right the first time anyway

Up to no good at blfc 📸: @flatfuck.bsky.social

The year is 2041 US minimum wage is still $7.50, despite all coins and bills smaller than $20 no longer being produced An average house costs $41 million A dozen eggs costs $1k, $750 with club card Jimmy Wales says if everyone who saw this donated a mere $2500, they'd meet their target in one day

Mood

How do people not like the snake