Blue + doggo = bloggo

If you see this post funny nsfw artwork from your camera roll Here's mine get cum cannon'd nerd drawn by @dergorb.bsky.social

I need a place to park this if anyone knows a spot around Seattle! I can pay rent and help with cars and carpentry. Used to work maintenance for multiple apartments back in ND!

This weird dog walked through my panoramic photo IRL sergaltaur 📸: @nyxify.com

Mmmmmm cake

If your sergal is misaligned you can calibrate hin like shown (My jaw hinge broke on the way back from fwa)

Don't tell the TSA i'm smuggling animals

The marriott kinda looks like a nuclear reactor

😫🫸 Testicular torsion 😊👉 Testicular abortion

Thermal Murrsuit Pics Hot blob: @jackthedeergal.bsky.social Cool blob: me

@sergal.top when he bottoms for the first time.

Shit fuck I'm walking the marriott -> hyatt sky bridge in fullsuit at 8:45am and this business guy in a suit passes me and says good morning And i fkn "rawr" at him

I need to somehow make it so i can do more than 8 waking hours at a convention before i'm a zombie who can't form sentences or remember any new faces/names

If u found this on the side of the highway would u drink it (It's liquid IV and a little yellow red bull but man what an unfortunate color)

If you find me at fwa: ✅ hug/snuggle me ✅ take pics of/with me ✅ be a goober in suit with me ✅ invite me to cool parties 😎 ✅ invite me to horny parties 🔥 ✅ offer to share private time 🍆 ✅ spicy touching, at AD/nsfw events ⛔️ pick me up without asking ⛔️ try to pull/push me around ⛔️ play with my tail

Hard to believe this is like a 4 year old murrsuit that's been to dozens of cons

Firefox has given up trying to tell me how many tabs i have open

Eat your friends day?? Sorry, the best I can do is clamp my jaws onto your neck and twist, tugging your chin up and leaving you with your throat exposed, shivering, trying to ignore the way the little points of my teeth against your skin feel...~

I'll say it as many times as I have to: Stop letting social media dictate how you spend your time and how you navigate your interests. Do what you love, and share what brings you joy. Something fun and exciting out there is waiting for you say "f*ck it" and take the first step. Live /your/ life.

The difference between people and animals is animals don't return their shopping carts

Doing fursuit maintenance for @duuligan.bsky.social. He's got this cool buckle with a magnetic clasp but I'm pretty sure there's supposed to be a second one. It's a fit for 1.25" webbing. Amazon only has 1" and 1.5" variants. *sigh* off to play alibaba roulette

I beat Satisfactory. Is this what freedom feels like? Am I free?

I love the little hints that life didn't suck once "Choice of french fries or house salad" That costs an extra $7 now

It feels so weird to say but I'm 99% sure I'd be ace if it wasn't for the furry fandom? Like, i'm interested in murrsuiting above pretty much all other things and only with time and patience and several tries can i get comfy enough with a person to consider sex out of suit lol Is this relatable?

Observation about LVFC's party block: Loud parties are kinda like wifi routers 1 router in your house? wifi ok 2 routers? better coverage 10 routers tho? most likely worse than just 1, any wifi use turns into every device trying to scream louder than every other device

God I finally updated telegram on android after avoiding it for months It's terrible It would be obnoxious even if it worked right but it doesn't, so it's extra obnoxious

Carrying 20 mattresses to conventions for the cuddle room kinda sucks but at least if your roommate snores loudly you can build a snore-proof box of cushions around him so you can sleep

People already suiting at AP

ai can do all these things but it can't mute your mic for you when all it's picking up is interference

In light of current things on bluesky that people are grumbling about I just want to point out that Swiss Army Man is now on HBO max It's absurd that movie was ever made, and even more absurd that the main character is the face of that one wizard kid invented by the evil rich lady

Wanted to write this learning down so it isn't lost forever Old flour is fine for some things, but I have found that for some recipes, it will stick even to nonstick cookware when you bake it. This info took me days of experimentation and research and pulling my fur out, and it's yours for free

is anyone else getting a constant trickle of spam reposts by accounts that are set up entirely to beg for money? if i see that it gets immediately reported btw so don't do it to me unless you want to burn your account 😑

Bumped into @justdragony.bsky.social by accident while he was taking a picture

I'm genuinely glad that even though I can't seem to hide from politics, my circles on Bluesky literally never post anything AI generated except to dunk on it

PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS ON A CLOSED COURSE. DO NOT ATTEMPT. @flatfuck.bsky.social @ceresgalax.com @Bandito.??? @relaxingdragon.bsky.social @pulsarfolf.bsky.social @tripecollie.bsky.social @thalcreates.bsky.social @sergal.top @nyxify.com @akras.bsky.social (Taken with permission from Emeryville IKEA.)

If you're annoyed by the whole subscribestar knees thing, you should go comment on the federal government's proposal to stop this very topic i.e. payment processors and banks blocking clients based on the items they are selling #furry #artwork

Still open!

I don't think i've ever been less confident in the long or even the short term future of humanity than right now

Thanks google for vibecoding the latest update to gmail, i guess i just don't get to see my emails anymore

@purtan.bsky.social in front of the Zootopia 2 poster! 📸: me

Describe a catastrophe without using words Caught this picture at #BLFC2025

Thanks so much Vekyn! Sorry for not responding sooner. I thought I was already following you but I missed your post because I guess I wasn't oops A+ horny sergal. He looks lonely... someone should join him

here, take this creepylink.com

I am what the demoralized, pantsless trainer would exasperatedly call "mischief motivated"

Hey #vegan Bluesky, I need help with a vegan waffle recipe. I'm using the linked one It sticks like crazy and rips apart when i try to open the waffle iron. I've tried literally dozens of minor variations of the recipe in an attempt to identify what's causing it to stick but with no luck Pls help

Age verification: I have a paper thank you note sent to me by Mojang for identifying and responsibly disclosing a temporary account takeover / login redirection exploit in Minecraft Alpha SMP and I was already over 18 at the time this all happened

"Are you trying to foost me? Are you into foosting?" ~anonymous 🦶➡️🍑

Loot that drops after defeating me: - a bag of pretzel rods (100% drop rate) - a black rectangle that makes you anxious - a bissell carpet cleaner - a saw blade - a coupon code for LVFC lifetime sponsor (rare drop)

Let me share a life lesson I think more furries should learn You shouldn't let your friends get away with bad behavior just because you're friends. Ignoring those red flags enables manipulative people to do harm to you and everyone around you and most of the worst furry drama i see starts this way