Fuck me, get there in the end don't we? Really earning your billions there, lads.

Meanwhile, #HackerOne triagers no doubt scramble to ensure everything to do with this truth is marked as Informative on sight by whoever skimreads any given report about it.

Zoombini heist pirates it is!

I'm not sure why I'd be surprised this is the case, but Google's AI summation of me isn't altogether flattering or accurate, albeit accurate solely in the areas most unflattering among those tabulated. Also doesn't mention my ko-fi, outrageously.

I had the Zero for a few months and it was... fine! It was fine. Cybersecurity is rife with this sort of fuckabout-box, tinkersome tools that do everything yet nothing all at once. Always wisest not to get tempted. And yet...

Ours is a cyberpunk existence.

Can someone just tidy my desk please it's getting embarrassing to have to ask

We join Prisoner 849 as they escape their crashed prison ship and emerge into a strange land full of bizarre creatures and an alien society built on violence and subjugation. They quickly find a gun and don’t think too hard about it. youtu.be/RpqKNdpvl1M

This lives in my office now and occasionally Emma and I will just passively pick them up and carry them around for some reason.

I made a goblin for a friend who streams, go check them out! They are live a lot and are also in fact, a goblin. @dreyameir.bsky.social #crochet #amigurumi #goblin

I crocheted an Evee! V cute, v soft and v much for sale #pleasebuywhatimake #crochet #amigurumi #pokemon #evee

Have you ever noticed how legitimately difficult it is to give a multibillion dollar company money I'm just a poverty boy who wants to drive pretend race cars can you just be fucking nice to me please I'm so fucking hungry all of the fucking time

TFW you have to shoehorn the whimsy everyone fell in love with you for into the phones your audience is now addicted to because you keep making consoles with all the charm of damp sandpaper

I told you Lola was gonna do it but nooooo, nobody listens to old Beatnuki

Proof, if ever it was needed, that Final Fantasy is all dazzle and bombast, and SaGa is the far superior series. Even morally! And no, I'm not posting an actual link to fucking, fucking, FUCKING Eurogamer of all places.

Genuinely, why is the day-glo family-friendly games company so fucking petty. All the involved games in the vendetta aren't even that good!

Nobody says "good day" here, what the hell are you on about? ...We DO recreationally pursue cheese though, which rather deflates the moral high ground of my argument. You know, more than being English in general already does at any given moment.

Sorry, are kids just not that interested in plotlines that are convoluted slapdash nonsense then, or

Lola's gonna do it!

Cry me a river, you techboy fuck.

OMFG calm down I wrote a blog post, Jesus

I wonder how much you get paid to write twaddle like this? More than I've ever made, so the last laugh's definitely on me, but still.

Nifty. One for the channel/stream @dreyameir.bsky.social? Decompiled Midna! x.com/Wario64/stat...

Aline Cedrac is a genius professor and orphan, trapped in a spooky house of horrors on “Shadow Island” while investigating a murder and something to do with ancient tablets that end the world. She’s also got a silly gun. Alone in the Dark: The New Nightmare youtu.be/bG3cxoO9olk

"Here's loads of cool shit you can't afford the machine necessary to play" is definitely... a choice.

So when a news place prefixes a headline with DO NOT PUB am I supposed to be able to see it?

The running joke that I have fat feet has reached critical mass, no pun intended, because my partner's design for a Twitch emote pertaining to such has been refused for purported sexual content. Its official. My corpulent stumble-flaps are too gorgeous for this sin-strewn world to bear.

Holy shit, I've written articles for these guys...!

Again? Ugh. And it's not even bloody out yet! Settle down.

Holy fucking shit. And of course reporting it got the researcher who discovered it shat on, because cybersecurity x.com/IntCyberDige...

Played and recorded a deeply strange Super Mario RPG ROMhack this morning, where all the dialogue has been smashed back and forth through Google Translate several times then dumped back into the game. It's... bizarre. It does things to the mind.

I need to be careful what headlines I scroll past while drinking coffee - the notion of teachers suffering brought me such utterly surprised glee I nearly spat-laughed java all down my shirt

*All PC Gaming FIFY

My partner has opened her crochet Kofi shop and has published her first crochet pattern too! ko-fi.com/s/89d8cdf6f0

But why are we - and it's weird to have to ask this - but why are we inventing something that can use your credit card on your behalf without your consent to begin with?

People would literally sooner burn the planet to ash than learn to soell.

You can get cateGORICALLY fucked with this

And yes, I have the original 1996 big box game. It's older than most people I know. I lost the Zoombinis puzzle tray. It was infuriating, but I still regret losing it. I hate slide puzzles! Since I'm being extra spectrummy online today - the route marked on the game's box art is impossible ingame.

The Zoombinis manual actually calls Zoombiniville "Zoombiniton". I have no real commentary on this beyond finding it interesting.

Delicious and abundant.

I'm weirdly finding Ko-Fi way more versatile than even having an actual website. Hell, I'm even blogging. Blogging! Like it's the 2000s or something! Deary me.

@dreyameir.bsky.social It's important not to be weird when one knows someone parasocially, isn't it? Anyway, entirely unrelated, meet DreyaMiir

Yes!!! Nintendo 64 emulator Gopher64 adds RetroAchievements support | GamingOnLinux share.google/ut9TttyX0zK2...

You saucy git, I'm in. Persona 5: The Phantom X x Neverness to Everness Music Collaboration Announced - Persona Central share.google/e2FOIy0jMd2a...

💀 "I'm ready to take you now, Mr. Flores."

They're all wearing them these days, I hear.

How Lola and I discuss our plans for the day

I live in poverty in the UK and not only am I not used to the idea of plenty, but I'm also not used to the government and the media telling us we have plenty and - in an extremely unBritish move - urging us to enjoy it. www.theguardian.com/environment/...

That's right bitches, this is what three consecutive losses and then crashing out looks like