We rejoin Gawain as he's tasked with finding materials for Merlin's magical ring of protection from Morgana's magics. Fairies, Skeletons, and "Dragons" await. Yes, we're finishing this. Sometimes the games I choose to continue are a mystery even to me. youtu.be/ikIOwy4kv1A

Gender-questioning Jesus Christ, call that an Easter Egg.

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Nyarto the undead thief is dumped in a big hole and left to rot. Turns out there’s cool people down there! As well as horrible monsters, slimy sewers, and lakes of blood. Lunacid! A loving resurrection of King’s Field and games like it. youtu.be/rdHuihY_CQU

Schedule for the week! Streams: Aussie Ayylmaos, Speedy Gordons, Spider Monsters. Videos: Gothic Throwbacks and Arthurian Adventures.

Gawain the newbie Knight becomes embroiled in a dastardly plot against Arthur’s court by the wily witch Morgana. His quest mostly involves walking slowly through rooms and getting shouted at by a Welsh man. youtu.be/3yH44gypgWw

Tomorrow I'm going to stream myself watching a double bill of what I'm sure will turn out to be quality, well-made movies.

We never should have gone past this level of fidelity, and I'm barely joking.

I mention it at the end of every episode and you're sick of it, but here's a reminder that with a €1 membership to the YouTube channel, you get extra videos! There's currently over 12 Hours of Members Only content if you have some spare change. It helps me out too, so it's a win-win 💚

an impromptu portrait i did of @dreyameir.bsky.social and their partner bc they were full of love :)

Sanjuro is a mech pilot and drama-loving dude-bro. Planet Cronus is under threat from a terrorist group, and it’s up to him to smash things with angry metal fists until everything goes back to normal. Simply The Mech | Shogo: Mobile Armor Division youtu.be/Ka0ylZ9lanY

Guy with a foot fetish who calls himself a "pedi-phile" and doesn't understand why people keep getting upset.

crazy how nintendo enslaved a guy

I don't know or care what won. I just needed Sinners to lose.

Happy Mother's Day to all who celebrate. I myself was born of the soil. I clawed my way through the slimy loam and emerged fully-formed and gasping for air, tearing at the sticky amniotic membrane that clothed me. Then started making videos or whatever.

The Stranger is a fedora-clad edgelord who hunts miscellaneous scary boys. He and half-vampire Svetlana are tasked by “SpookHouse” to solve a little bloodsucker problem somwewhere in Germany... Things That Go Bump In The Night | Nocturne youtu.be/W8AzP0feY_I

It probably feels good as hell to get stabbed through the heart. At least for the first couple of seconds.

I think of this image almost every time I urinate. It's embedded in my brain like furry shrapnel.

Just watched another Studio Ghibli movie in an increasingly desperate quest to figure out why people rate them so highly. Still inconclusive. I'll have to try again later.

We join Edric the lunk-headed war criminal as he wildly slashes his way through caves full of monsters to rescue his bikini-clad friend. He’s also dripping with chicken grease. Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust! | Die by the Sword youtu.be/6pD92LL1-TM

My biggest cosy game is probably Half Life! I didn't even consider if it was connected at all, but I found myself playing it for the hundredth time today after receiving bad news recently. If something's actually marketed specifically as a "cosy game" I look at it as if it's a pod person.

This is how people in their 30s talk about Cartoon Network shows.

Why bother making a God of War adaptation? The game is already indistinguishable from a middling streaming series.

I have no opinion on Pokémon except that people are being mean to the blue lizard and I think they look nice 😔

From mop to a neat pig 😌

Cartoon terrorists have planted bombs in the water treatment plant! It’s Max and Nina of UNSK’s job to sloppily shoot and climb their way around to stop them. In a “fun” change of pace, this game is entirely in a language I don’t speak. Lost in Translation | Cybernetic Empire youtu.be/RAgaTTV1znY

We rejoin Jake Hard and help him uncover the sordid plans of criminal mastermind and generally unrighteous dude Angel Devoid. Will Jake retain his morals? Will Neo-City be saved? Will anyone actually care? Send In The Clones | Angel Devoid: Face of the Enemy youtu.be/z1rmPaccEnA

The two flavours of my Letterboxd reviews. There's a world of difference between a two-star and a two-star with a heart.

Just spelled "necessarily" correctly on the first try for the first time in my life. It's all going to go alright for me. This is the turning point. I can feel it.

Meet Arrikk, a blank-faced rube with a unibrow. He’s the chosen one, and that means he needs to run various confusing errands around a muddy village while children spit at him. The Swede-est Thing | Zelenhgorm: The Great Ship youtu.be/SNRwZj2qrKE

This is what I look like when I record. I can't make the magic happen without it.

Just get Ventrillo, just set up Teamspeak, just install Revolt, add me on Stoat, see you all on Guilded, we're migrating to Glunt, I set up a Thunderfard server, have you seen Upskirm, I'm on Poob, I'm in a voice call on Poob, talk to me right now on Poob, take out your phone and install Poob.

Getting an exercise bike delivered.

A representation of my soul.

Shadow of Mordor is one of the few games I've 100%ed (I was in a bad place, don't judge me) and I'd still call it a 5/10. I'm willing to say what everyone's too afraid to admit: The Nemesis system is a pointless novelty that adds nothing, and it'll never get better because of the copyright.

We join officer Jake Hard (yes, really) after unwanted surgery sees his face get swapped with a notorious criminal and Jake’s arch enemy. Now he’s on the run from gangs and police alike in the cyberpunk dystopia of Neo-City. Trading Faces | Angel Devoid: Face of the Enemy youtu.be/VKs8sfu0tHg

One final trip to Illsmouth. John Parker has caused so much death and destruction in this tiny village. Can he at least put a stop to the eldritch machinations of Cthulhu and the other assorted nightmare gods? Off With Their Heads | Call of Cthulhu: Shadow of the Comet youtu.be/9gG7fAlYTPg

Oh, you like big naturals? That's cool I guess. I prefer

Frodo should not consume bread, but it looks very cute.

"Quote this post with a game that you like but everyone else hates." When I played through Bad Milk on stream, my chat told me they were going to come to my house and kill me.

We return to Illsmouth and John Parker. A fishy plot is afoot in a sleepy New England town. A cursed comet. Madness. Underground caverns full of goo. It’s all here. All horrible. All Cthulhu. Why is a Raven Like a Writing Desk? | Call of Cthulhu: Shadow of the Comet youtu.be/gMZSnfdGS_k

Tried a white Monster Energy for the first time, as someone who doesn't really consume caffeine!

We join Ragnar the Viking as he stomps his massive Norse feet through crab-infested caves in service of Odin. He’s got a huge chin and a vocabulary that consists exclusively of grunts. Fjord Fiesta | Rune youtu.be/ul5vqHMJCIs

It makes me feel like the most delicate baby in existence, but if there's an option to not kill or use animals in a game, I'll take it. I generally played Minecraft as a vegan.

Opening any social media app for any length of time.

Me during the chase scenes in Detective Barbie.

I recently finished Clive Barker's Undying (available on my YouTube channel plug plug plug) and that really cemented this phenomenon in my brain.

Really good video that goes more in depth into Hand of Doom's creation than most. Plus his Torple impression is 100% ACCURATE! Check this guy out, he makes good stuff. @dreyameir.bsky.social youtu.be/X9lQuKz-G8I?...

A wizard’s apprentice gets sent on wizard errands by their Wizard King. Gathering wizard spells, fighting wizard monsters, solving wizard issues. All in a wizard day’s wizard work. Wizard. A Wizard Is Never Late | Hand of Doom youtu.be/X9lQuKz-G8I