Streaming schedule for the week! (YouTube: Regular new video Wednesday, and more adventures in Undying on Saturday! Really this time.)

I spoke briefly about this in a recent video. So demoralising when you think you've found something interesting or useful and get hit with the wall of slime.

Extremely English journalist John Parker travels to Illsmouth, New England to investigate mysterious happenings around a comet, which happens to be reappearing in three days... We're All Mad Here | Call of Cthulhu: Shadow of the Comet youtu.be/rj0rb3XokGU

Guy who thinks "locked in" has something to do with chastity cages, and is confused when gamers keep mentioning it.

This is what my recording setup looks like. Especially for games that don't work with a wheel.

Streaming schedule for the week! (YouTube: Regular new video Wednesday, and more adventures in Undying on Saturday!)

We rejoin “Irish” action man Patrick Galloway as he slogs his way deep into the bowels of a haunted monastery and definitely doesn’t commit any time crimes. Gotta Get Back, Back To The Past | Clive Barker’s Undying youtu.be/FaGypqSYBlY

Elayna the terrible wizard goes on a ridiculously dangerous quest to retrieve some seals (not that kind) and restore blah blah fantasy. Another game based on a book I haven’t read! Spin That Wheel | The Wheel of Time youtu.be/e6gMQUEmaaQ

You apparently can't tell perverts to get in a woodchipper, but nothing's stopping you from sending strange little threatening animations.

Some scrub seeks revenge on his father’s killers in an unforgiving post-apocalyptic world. Also everyone is a mask-wearing truck fetishist. That last bit’s important. Roll This Truckin' Convoy | Hard Truck Apocalypse youtu.be/8ytTfVy-ymk

This is me btw if you haven't seen my face yet

Me when I finally find a giantess.

Totally by coincidence, the runtimes of the three Druid: Daemons of the Mind episodes add up to a very satisfying number 😌

We join Beef one last time as he finishes his isekai quest in the land of Navan. Rippling muscles meet rippling plot conclusions. Will he defeat the druids? Will he understand anything that’s happening? Probably not. Tragical Mystery Tour | Druid: Daemons of the Mind youtu.be/F7jovQGiXXM

Bob the Monk’s temple is burned down by monsters. He’s dusted off and given the world’s vaguest quest by an old man who lives in his brain. I would like to apologise for how angry I get in this video. Sin City | Arcatera: The Dark Brotherhood youtu.be/dmr3gNxUaIc

“Irish” paranormal investigator Patrick Galloway travels to 1923 Ireland to help a friend with a little ghost problem. Haunted houses, Lovecraftian monsters, and more locked doors than one man could reasonably be expected to handle. Happy Halloween! Raising Hell | Clive Barker’s Undying

Citizen Kane but when he says "Rosebud" he's thinking about prolapse porn.

I am now home after brief international travel.

If I listed my most severe opinions on meat and how we treat other animals in general, I would alienate virtually everyone.

I can't imagine how empty a soul has to be to answer YouTube comments with the AI responses. Yeah, I'd love to sound like a clone of myself raised by a corporate, growth-obsessed alien. Answering comments can be fun! Or you can just ignore them! Stop signing everything away to tech bros.

The only video game I need 😤

Beef the Barbari-Druid continues his magical island adventure, with axe in hand and goodness in his heart. I assume. Ice beasts, hallucinogens and sinister druidic intrigue await. He’s still unequipped to deal with any of it. Henge Your Bets | Druid: Daemons of the Mind

Mfw the bubbly pies were fine.

Our ponytailed hero D’Kor lives in a world of space travel, planet-destroying threats, epic adventures, and telepathic dragon-based combat. Actually, strike all that. It’s mainly just admin work. Dungeons and Dragging | Dragon Riders: Chronicles of Pern youtu.be/6AmXMvdc1FM

I streamed this years ago and liked it so much I played it solo three more times afterwards. Obviously dated and ancient, but it's cool to see the foundations of a genre, plus it's got such a fun, spooky vibe. Like a goofy Call of Cthulhu oneshot. They never should've ditched Edward's moustache.

"What are your intentions with our son?"

A ripped man named Beef gets isekaied to a land of mystery and wonder by a group of all-powerful and not-at-all shady druids. There’s intrigue, monsters and adventure, and Beef is ill-equipped for any of it. Be Careful What You Witch For | Druid: Daemons of the Mind youtu.be/eAkTFx0NrYM

Me when I finally decide on a place to order food.

Our hero Hiro wades through toxic swamps in search of a dead old man’s daughter on a vague quest to save the present from time sorcery. It’s radical. It’s edgy. It’s the Doom guy's infamous flop. John Romero’s Waterworld | Daikatana youtu.be/51DYX8ckm4I

That fuckup wizard woman is in the news again. Here's a video of Dobby the House Elf dying in a glue trap.

Somehow missed this ad while researching my Deathtrap Dungeon video! That game really wanted to show off anything but it's own gameplay.

We join Red Lotus, a leather leotard-clad warrioress who ventures deep into a brutal dungeon under the city of Fang in search of treasure and liberty. A game that broke me. I’m changed. Fighting With My Fantasy | Deathtrap Dungeon youtu.be/O7GCwi94lkg

Nate Remus is one of the few people immune to a sci-fi virus designed to placate and suppress the masses. He arrives on a space station to quip, puzzle, and murder his way through an increasingly confusing adventure. Down With The Sickness | ARA NGC 6397 youtu.be/4gQZHlxD1Co

Thief 2 is a perfect stealth game. It took everything great about Thief 1 and tossed everything that didn't work. It's been years since I played it and I still regularly think about it. The "rightness" of the gameplay, the sound, and the atmosphere it manages to pull off. Genuine masterpiece.

Chibi-Robo is a tiny metal cleaning servant bought for a little girl by her awful father. He struggles to clean a house inhabited by slobs and sapient toys. Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sweep | Chibi-Robo! youtu.be/fpErFBbO4B4

This is how I post.

Exactly the atmosphere I like to cultivate across my media presence.

Michael Motorhead is launched through time and space to a medieval monastery and gets given a fantasy lightsaber to defeat evil. He accomplishes this by getting lost in swamps and showing absolutely no emotion at any point. We Have Witcher At Home | Archangel youtu.be/o1rbAOj4kAw

They call me "Twin Towers" the way I crumble for Bush.

I made a video on this game! It was odd. I've never seen anyone else mention it. God only knows how it holds up. I take no ownership of past Dreya or their production values. youtu.be/67hWb5lALKQ

@dreyameir.bsky.social Your videos are excellent. You slot into these games that were right in my early 20s and seeing them now is a blow to my memories. Appreciated though.

Baby King Arthur journeys back to the early 2000s, thrust into an epic quest for ...absolutely nothing. There’s “dark dwarves” and fairies, and I think Merlin appears at one point. This one’s rough. I’m sorry. Help, I’m Being Repressed | Arthur’s Quest: Battle for the Kingdom youtu.be/MCFBovYv-84

Tiny Jonathan enters a mysterious mansion in search of his very annoying sister. Now he’s trapped and has to deal with talking butterflies and something called “The Hunter.” Butterfly Effect | Mansion of Hidden Souls youtu.be/7ZjY7Rzav9U

We join Richard Osmond one last time aboard the Orpheus, with ghosts and cursed stones everywhere. Can he save all the sad spirits? Banish the angry ones? Sort out the whole demonic serial killer thing? Like Ships In The Night | Echo Night youtu.be/NkX1Axen01M

Link: Faces of Evil and Zelda: Wand of Gamelon were unforgivably bad. Astonishing that anyone thought they were releasable. ...I actually didn't mind Zelda's Adventure. It's not *good* but it charmed me with its janky weirdness. Like a lost MS-DOS bootleg Zelda game.

Tomorrow on Twitch I'm finally going to give these nightmares an honest, genuine try.

Sultry half-vampire special agent Rayne flips around the swamps of Louisiana and sucks down evil men for a secret society of weirdos. Every frame of this game feels like it’ll get flagged on YouTube. Stupid Sexy Vampires | BloodRayne youtu.be/c2ykCKEG_Y8

KFC scientists inventing the Double Down.