One final trip to Illsmouth. John Parker has caused so much death and destruction in this tiny village. Can he at least put a stop to the eldritch machinations of Cthulhu and the other assorted nightmare gods? Off With Their Heads | Call of Cthulhu: Shadow of the Comet youtu.be/9gG7fAlYTPg

Oh, you like big naturals? That's cool I guess. I prefer

Frodo should not consume bread, but it looks very cute.

"Quote this post with a game that you like but everyone else hates." When I played through Bad Milk on stream, my chat told me they were going to come to my house and kill me.

Schedule for the week! Twitch: Three streams. (Maybe a baby stream on Tuesday.) Possibly the end of tombs, and some oddities. YouTube: No main video this week! I’d love to, but I have less time due to other annoying obligations. The end of Lovecraft will arrive on time.

We return to Illsmouth and John Parker. A fishy plot is afoot in a sleepy New England town. A cursed comet. Madness. Underground caverns full of goo. It’s all here. All horrible. All Cthulhu. Why is a Raven Like a Writing Desk? | Call of Cthulhu: Shadow of the Comet youtu.be/gMZSnfdGS_k

Tried a white Monster Energy for the first time, as someone who doesn't really consume caffeine!

We join Ragnar the Viking as he stomps his massive Norse feet through crab-infested caves in service of Odin. He’s got a huge chin and a vocabulary that consists exclusively of grunts. Fjord Fiesta | Rune youtu.be/ul5vqHMJCIs

It makes me feel like the most delicate baby in existence, but if there's an option to not kill or use animals in a game, I'll take it. I generally played Minecraft as a vegan.

Opening any social media app for any length of time.

Me during the chase scenes in Detective Barbie.

I recently finished Clive Barker's Undying (available on my YouTube channel plug plug plug) and that really cemented this phenomenon in my brain.

Really good video that goes more in depth into Hand of Doom's creation than most. Plus his Torple impression is 100% ACCURATE! Check this guy out, he makes good stuff. @dreyameir.bsky.social youtu.be/X9lQuKz-G8I?...

A wizard’s apprentice gets sent on wizard errands by their Wizard King. Gathering wizard spells, fighting wizard monsters, solving wizard issues. All in a wizard day’s wizard work. Wizard. A Wizard Is Never Late | Hand of Doom youtu.be/X9lQuKz-G8I

Schedule for the week! Twitch: Another four streams. Becoming immune to busyness. Innoculated. YouTube: An unusual surprise, and the return of a recent favourite 👀

We join Patrick Galloway one final time as he murders his way through a tribal society, meets the last of the Covenants, discovers a species of land-fish, and confronts a final, cursed enemy... Hell Broke Loose | The Devil Inside youtu.be/BO9UpdXcEpg

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Dave and his much cooler femme demon alter-ego Deva run through an increasingly baffling and frustrating mansion full of undead while cameras follow him like angry bees. The Devil's In The Details | The Devil Inside youtu.be/ZO57hYiZBVI

Switching over to Alfy if anyone adds in any more AI tools to their search engines.

I'm sure it'll be different next time 🙏

Schedule for the week! Twitch: Another four streams. I’m so busy all the time. YouTube: An incredibly frustrating game, plus the end of Undying.

We rejoin an increasingly haggard Patrick Galloway as he makes his way through Definitely-Not-Xen and confronts a selection of slimes, floating nightmares, camp wizards, and drummers. Xen State | Clive Barker’s Undying youtu.be/1zA1fiFIaZw

Joseph is a reluctant orphan wizard with a scar ...huh. Anyway, he gets a village destroyed and ventures out to defeat the evil lord of such and such. He’s not heroic and mainly gets the absolute Christ kicked out of him by bandits. Summon Up A Little Courage | Summoner youtu.be/uz3qR2hi-54

Schedule for the week! Twitch: We’re back! A full four streams unless I get hit by a car or something. YouTube: More new (very old) games and clawing our way to the end of Undying.

This is the best way to convince me to do chores.

Ireland refused to ban fox hunting, and a host of cruel, ignorant fuckwits that *desperately* wish they were English landlords are overjoyed. Anyone that dresses like this should be physically torn apart by an angry mob. That can be their "countryside tradition."

Admiral Nelson, newly deceased after Trafalgar, wakes up in a surreal world with a reality-altering mission and suspiciously familiar characters… An old parody of the infamous Limbo of the Lost, which I checked out recently! A Copy of a Copy | Macarena of the Missing youtu.be/GwbcZLQOQro

Guy who really likes Gulliver's Travels sadly clicking "leave" on the Swifty forum.

Guy who plays this and gets crushingly disappointed.

Schedule for the week! Twitch: Light this week. It’s Christmas, if you hadn’t noticed. (I barely did.) YouTube: I’m not sure! There’ll probably be *something* out, but whether it’s a full video, a follow-up, or just Members stuff, who knows! A more regular schedule will resume next week 😌

Me after playing the 1995 Philips CD-i game where Tom Baker cosily describes gnome life, but then I get jumpscared by the random racist Chinese gnome.

Skinamarink (2022)

If you were on the fence about watching this video, this clip should knock you off that fence and send you running in the other direction.

Spooner Briggs, cursed captain of the Mary Celeste, wakes up in the land of the dead with an ill-formed quest hanging over his head. “Famously” featuring long-winded zombies and breathtaking plagiarism. The Sincerest Form Of Flattery | Limbo of the Lost youtu.be/6_kII35buaA

Streaming schedule for the week! Games spanning 30 full years and wildly different genres 😌 YouTube: New video Wednesday, more Undying on Saturday!

Barack Obama coming out as a furry: Uuuhh.. Let me be deer.

Patrick and his luscious ringlets are back as he deals with dastardly pirates and confronts a horrible psychopath with a crystal. He also fights blobfish and walks through dimensions, but that gets odd. Dark Crystal | Clive Barker’s Undying youtu.be/swL-atN4dOo

Iggy Guana, Scion of Lionheart, wanders around an alternative history renaissance Barcelona getting lost and frustrated. Complete with magic, famous figures, and slightly suspect portrayals... Horrible Histories | Lionheart: Legacy of the Crusader youtu.be/5sbYSg_zLtQ

It's officially £2,000,000 raised for charity! Thank you SO MUCH! We hope you've been loving our festive fundraiser - shout out your favourite Jingle Jam streams so far below so we can give them some love!

I have a weird hobby.

Patrick “baffling accent” Galloway climbs in and out of various holes in search of a horrible woman who throws rocks at him. Oh, and spends far too long looking at sheep and rats. Beast Mode | Clive Barker’s Undying youtu.be/6TWM70QXbpY

Melvin the ambiguously aged boy gets cast out by his hippie village (and Mum) and forced into a magical German steampunk adventure, full of petty crime and very round pigs. Grim Fairy Tales | TechnoMage: Return of Eternity youtu.be/s9CORRBktxg

I spoke briefly about this in a recent video. So demoralising when you think you've found something interesting or useful and get hit with the wall of slime.

Extremely English journalist John Parker travels to Illsmouth, New England to investigate mysterious happenings around a comet, which happens to be reappearing in three days... We're All Mad Here | Call of Cthulhu: Shadow of the Comet youtu.be/rj0rb3XokGU

Guy who thinks "locked in" has something to do with chastity cages, and is confused when gamers keep mentioning it.

This is what my recording setup looks like. Especially for games that don't work with a wheel.

We rejoin “Irish” action man Patrick Galloway as he slogs his way deep into the bowels of a haunted monastery and definitely doesn’t commit any time crimes. Gotta Get Back, Back To The Past | Clive Barker’s Undying youtu.be/FaGypqSYBlY

Elayna the terrible wizard goes on a ridiculously dangerous quest to retrieve some seals (not that kind) and restore blah blah fantasy. Another game based on a book I haven’t read! Spin That Wheel | The Wheel of Time youtu.be/e6gMQUEmaaQ

You apparently can't tell perverts to get in a woodchipper, but nothing's stopping you from sending strange little threatening animations.