Taking a break for a week. Will hopefully be back Monday.

Honk Honk! Skeeter Valentine is your Toon of the Day! Jam out to Killer Tofu while you read the ALT text.

In honor of #TheDayTheEarthBlewUp, Petunia Pig is your Toon of the Day. The ALT text is one ingredient short of the perfect flavor.

Your Admin is severely rethinking using this account as a promotional tool for his podcast, because it means Q*Bert has to be Toon of the Day. Swear in longhand with us in the ALT text.

Geri, one of the most memorable characters in a Pixar short, is your Toon of the Day. The ALT text got squicked by the exchange of dentures.

Emmitt Nervend is your Toon of the Day. When asked about it, he had no verbal response. He just handed me the ALT text then went back to cutting Dan Riba's hair. Hey, it makes as much sense as anything else on Freakazoid!

Beachcomber, from Transformers, is your groovy Toon of the Day. A brief reflection on action cartoons and how they portrayed pacifistic characters is in the ALT text.

I wonder what has our Toon of the Day, Norbert of the Angry Beavers, so excited? Today's ALT text was written from a bachelor pad in a river damn based in Wayouttatown, OR.

Sypha Belnades, co-protagonist from the Netflix Castlevania series, is your Toon of the Day. The ALT text wasn't handed down from centuries of oral tradition, it was just written by a very bored person.

Sleepy of the Seven Dwarfs is your Toon of the Day. Yawn... ALT text, you know the deal... zzz...

Uh-oh, hide Tobias, because Daisy is the Toon of the Day. Read the ALT text before the big guy sneezes fire on all of us!

Sally Brown, one of the most unpredictable and funny characters in the Peanuts canon, is your Toon of the Day. She tells me the ALT text is her new philosophy. Good grief...

100 Toons, 100 entries. On this momentous occasion, we have a momentous toon who I suppose needs no introduction to anyone reading this. Hot dog! A very brief history on the mouse that roared is in the ALT text.

In loving memory of George Lowe, Space Ghost is your Toon of the Day. Please do not aim your battering ram ray at the ALT text, I just rebuilt it.

Kevin, shown here in a rare state of not being annoyed by the Eds, is your Toon of the Day. The ALT text isn't for dorks. I think. Is it?

Bulbasaur, #1 in the Pokedex and in many of our hearts, is your Toon of the Day. The ALT Text was originally written on a stray Razor Leaf.

Chapultepec, assistant to Sam Bassett, is your Toon of the Day. We transcribed the ALT text from so much guitar music.

The Gremlins from the Kremlin are your Toons of the Day, from a point in history where the enemy of our enemy wasn't necessarily our friend, but sure gave that enemy headaches. An brief exploration of 20th Century myth making and propaganda can be found in the ALT text.

Mamma-Mia! It's the many cartoon faces of Mario! He's your Toon of the Day, woo-hoo! Each ALT text has a corresponding description. Check each one, you might find a power-up!

This one's in honor of birthday boy Tex Avery. Red, calling out to all the wolves in the audience, is your Toon of the Day. We push the Hayes Code to the limit in the ALT text.

Ever skeptical, Boo-Boo Bear is your Toon of the Day. There's an obvious joke to get folks to read the ALT text, but Mr. Ranger's not going to like it.

Shonen Red is here to stop evil wherever it's found! Or at least they are in the play our Toon of the Day, Kohran Ri, is starring in as that character. She told me this ALT text won't explode... this time.

The Number One Dime is never safe when the Toon of the Day, Magica De Spell, is on the loose! Read the ALT Text with your best faux Eastern European accent, or Italian if you're more of a comics Magica fan.

Mussel Mutt of the Houndcats is your Toon of the Day. Enjoy the ALT Text with a sandwich topped with sardines, chopped liver, salami, pickles, sour cream, sauerkraut and chocolate syrup.

You ought to know Leo D. Sullivan, a pioneering animator who worked on iconic shows like Beany and Cecil, Fat Albert, The Flintstones, Scooby-Doo, Transformers, My Little Pony, Tiny Toon Adventures, and Animaniacs and inspired & guided generations of animators. A great legacy. #BlackHistoryMonth

"The mayor's on line two, First Bank of New York has what sounds like poltergeists, and you still haven't approved my vacation time, Peter. This Toon of the Day thing better come with a raise." More about Janine Melnitz in the ALT text.

The original incarnation of Perfuma from the She-Ra franchise is your Toon of the Day. We hope you go into your day giving as many F's as she is while leading a Horde Trooper conga line through the Fright Zone. Stop and smell the flowers as you read the ALT text.

Call her Muffins, or Ditzy, or Derpy, or whatever name you give her, this unusual pony is the Toon of the Day. The ALT text doesn't know what went wrong...

Nasty Canasta, wanted for robbery, rustling and square dance calling, is your Toon of the Day. The ALT text is aiming to fix his little red wagon...

Nasty Canasta, wanted for robbery, rustling and square dance calling, is your Toon of the Day. The ALT text is aiming to fix his little red wagon...

Heero Yuy, of Mobile Suit Gundam Wing fame, is your Toon of the Day. If you send the ALT text an invitation to your party, it won't rip it up and say it's going to kill you. It's not real. Your admin's a little sick in the head the way he keeps humanizing it, really.

Trixie, the love interest and genuinely helpful lady fair of Speed Racer, is your Toon of the Day. As always, check out the ALT text!

Heigh-Ho! Doc, the de facto leader of the Seven Dwarfs, is your Toon of the Day. Have fun ALTing the read text, uh, I mean reading the ALT text!

You've probably noticed this account doubles as advertising for your admin's podcast project. Therefore, against my better taste, Sarge from Bailey's Comets is your Toon of the Day. The ALT text is not the next clue to a million-dollar prize.

In memory of Hanna Barbera artist and designer Jerry Eisenberg, his co-creation Peter Potamus is your Toon of the Day. Did you get that ALT text I sent you?

Ms. Keane, who has been part of the Powerpuff Girls since at least the first What a Cartoon Short, is your Toon of the Day. Class, turn your (corrected) ALT textbooks to page 79.

We're having technical difficulties, specifically PEBKAC (problem exists between keyboard and chair). The Toon of the Day will be reposted, correctly this time, later today when your Admin is less irritated at himself.

Today's Toon of the Day isn't an individual character but an archetype, The Frank Nelson-Esque, aka the guy who says "EEEE-Yeeeeeessssss??" Do we have ALT text explaining this? OH, DO WE!!!

We've done a few mostly silent characters so far, but none made it look as cool as today's Toon of the Day, the Pink Panther. The ALT text is best enjoyed with a soundtrack inspired by Henri Mancini.

We've done a few mostly silent characters so far, but none made it look as cool as today's Toon of the Day, the Pink Panther. The ALT text is best enjoyed with a soundtrack inspired by Henri Mancini.

Cue the cavalry horns! It's Odie, your Toon of the Day! Today's ALT text came in with 47.3 fluid ounces of slobber. Took us a bit to clean it off, but we did it.

Valerie Brown from Josie & the Pussycats is your Toon of the Day. Find out more about the twists and turns leading up to her animated debut in the ALT text!

Calamity Coyote, kid genius of the Tiny Toons set, is your Toon of the Day. I wonder how many of those signs it would take to transcribe the ALT text onto...

OOOOH YEAH! Rasslor, voiced by the cream of the crop that always rises to the top, is your Toon of the Day, yeah! The ALT text is nigh unbeatable, DIG IT!

The dame that launched a thousand brawls, Olive Oyl, is your Toon of the Day. Today's ALT text is dedicated to @choochoobear.bsky.social

Thing ring, do your thing! Yeah, the F4 teaser looks great, but I can't help but be a wiseass. The Thing, in any form, is your Toon of the Day. The ALT text ain't a revoltin' development, that's for sure...

Thing ring, do your thing! Yeah, the F4 teaser looks great, but I can't help but be a wiseass. The Thing, in any form, is your Toon of the Day. The ALT text ain't a revoltin' development, that's for sure...

It's the Toon of the Day Swimsuit Special featuring Daggett! Here he is wearing the "inflexible fabric up to the armpits" style, a very daring choice. Don't be a spoot-head, read to ALT text for more.

Dopey, a beloved pantomime character, is your Toon of the Day. He don't talk none, but the ALT text talks plenty!