who’s doing the research on how to eliminate hang nails? i’m willing to pledge $100000

uh oh big sad

hard femme era loading

reminded the girls i’m hot this weekend

if i was president i would simply delete all student debt, but that’s probably because i’m a real nigga unlike every president ever before

i’m like if a reply guy was normal and hot

ATTN SLUTS: i highly recommend stocking up on your favorite toys in preparation for tariffs, unless you want to pay $120 for a 🌹

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what do you MEAN theres a CARROT DUOPOLY in the united states? what do you meeeeaaannnn?????

i found my old indie sleaze photos from college. do i expose myself?

i’ve never been nervous a day in my life… don’t look at my pit stains— that’s NOT stress sweat

quote with a b&w photo of yourself #blacksky

i slipped and built entire blog site, oopsie!

blessed are those who show hole on main

i have seen stills of my naked body that make me feel like a god. i hope you hoes feel the same too

i am normal boy. i braid hair, i moisturize face, i perky my tit and i go on my merry way.

ARCHIVE: more big titty, hot girl shit i do, in fact, still bully people for fun. and for $$$

archives; OG hotgirl shit

big sigh