I can do approximately 34% of a backflip (ft. Spheal)

Coming soon to Spotify 🎵🎶

Ah go on then. Ive a good relaxing day or so ahead so may as well. Go mad. ngl.link/kinkloumcr

When he keeps teasing you, but the cock is still in the pants.. (🔊)

The journey from pre-event nerves to... The exact opposite.

(🔊) LIVE from the queue outside Animalz, with me in gear and normie public walking past:

I <3 my German Shepherd

"even through the fog of war, a tank is still visible"

If someone was gonna make it, it would was always gonna be my dumbass 🦎

Could use a tongue right now 👅😇

Love how my balls look after a hot shower 🥵

Brain? Soup. Mood? Sentient Potato Goose? Hjønk

Me, the boyfriend @pup-jasper.bsky.social and Mr Sleepy @kinkloumcr.bsky.social @animalz.bsky.social 📷 @badwolfphotos.bsky.social

Bütt

How about you all come meet me in the field so you guys can breed me in public 😈

2 and a half men, live from the national edging competition (.. noone came 😮‍💨)

Friends after I proclaim that I'm a big scary alpha Dom top.

Check out this ol dog tryna make it drizzle cos he sure as hell can't make it rain 😂

I sometimes let self-closing doors shut and hit into my butt for a bit of impact play.... I’s cheaper than therapy and more consistent than Grindr doods.

You wanna see? You have to ask nicely (or just scroll down my feed...)

Just, hanging out.

Caught between a kink and a wet place (ft old hood)

The two lovebirds/The North-Wests power couple... and to the left me, Donkey from Shrek just vibin' (@pupblake.bsky.social & @pup-jasper.bsky.social)

Locked was an almighty fail, couldn't even get in. Party for one? 😂

Trying to look cool 🫠

An all to frequent tale (for me)

Been debating this for a while, but let's give it a go. I now have an OnlyFans 😅 free for the time being, link below: tinyurl.com/KinkLouMCROn...

When the hot guy invites you into the dark place 😇😊

Capitalism won. They said sell your soul, and I asked how much. Yes it's a brand deal, no I won't apologise. Rent is due.

Playtime! 😇

😇😋

Soft cock, amirite? 🤍

Him: Send me a vid of you playing with yourself 😈 Me:

Please enjoy/endure post event ass

Tech support is here ^^

Go mad 😂 replies will have to be on twitter I think but still ngl.link/kinkloumcr

Bütt

Meet the Pokémon that's too busy overthinking to battle.

🤍👀

Boiyoiyoiyoinngggggg

look over there!

The bestest and most gorgeous doggo in the world evaa 😍

bütt demonstrating solid jiggle physics

#TummyTuesday late entry!

An Instructional Video: How to Blow Correctly

Looking forward to seeing everyone at Animalz 😋

Closely inspecting all these #FCF 's, for quality control, yano.

In the words of the late great Dame Edna, won't you come and buff my obelisk?