I– I need this to be true

'They Are Shameless': Labour Ministers Accused Of 'Betrayal' For Refusing To Compensate Waspi Women

You know who isn’t doing that? Your local indie bookshop.

When I was younger—and the internet was younger—I never would have guessed that in the decades to come we would all be feeling nostalgia for a past version of being online. The idea didn’t exist yet. How could it? Yearning for a space that didn’t physically exist, and yet somehow now is still gone.

“Babe, you don’t get it. See, the bones are the skeletons money. The worms are also their money. Bones = dollars. They can also pull your hair up but NOT out, because they’ll turn to bones. And get this, they came from out of the ground AND all over because underground there’s half as much food.”

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