Edgecombe Maxey Oh no. They’re gonna give me hope, aren’t they?

Jalen almost smiled

Yeah, don’t let the football game interrupt the ad-breaks. Just what we all tuned in for.

Why is there not an International Pangea Day?

Thanks for the craic, Kneecap.

Today would be a good day to be a casual Philly sports fan. For us sickos, it’s pretty bad.

I wish I had more TVs for tonight, specifically.

ACAB includes NFL officials.

Picking up the flag on that intentional grounding is going to drive me nuts for the rest of the year. In what world is Trautman “in the area”?

Hey- so uh… go birds?

Oktoberfest Season. Go birds.

Classic.

That qualifies as “taunting”? Weak baby shit.

Listen.

If you don’t join in on an Eagles chant led by BG, you don’t deserve to be in the building.

Go. Birds.

Listen, man. If I was richer than any human deserves to be and I could give some of that money to Kyle Schwarber to make him continue to play for a team I own, there isn’t a number I wouldn’t pay him.

Tanner McKee for Micah and a 3rd round pick. The cowboys can’t afford to turn that offer down.

Home alone. Time to get wild.

If the Phillies give Schwarber all of the money, I will do my part by buying a second Schwarber jersey.

I swear to god, Romano.

Being a Phillies fan is a lot like being that kid in every 90s family dramedy who just knows that this time is going to be the time that his dad shows up and takes him to Disney.

Greetings from the beginning of a heat wave in a S Philly parking lot.

I generally think that the Mets are a pretty well-dressed team but these unis are really bad.

Vinyl selection at the beer garden is going crazy hard.

Saturday afternoon bike ride to the beer garden.

I am mostly straight but I do need to account for the fact that Nick Castellanos exists.

Cannot get over how sick this show was.

Schwarber is an incredible creature.

Kruk is on fire tonight.

Fuck this guy.

Bryce Harper is still good.

Take up birding as a tool of resistance.

Way down south in the land of traitors…

I am “unironically singing the 2003 Alan Jackson hit ‘5 o’clock Somewhere’” years old.

I know we’ve done score bug discourse but the white text on various shades of grey is bad and hard to read from a distance.

Gonna cap of the night with a rewatch of the Kneecap film.

I don’t know what the right number of Super Bowl 59 hats to own is but it might be this many.

Day drinking on my deck watching the Phillies. Finally, I have an answer to the post-Super Bowl “now what?”

no gods and no masters, only sluts and socialists

Thinking about how Trotsky was raised in turn of the century Russia before suddenly being exposed to Mexican food at the age of 58. I wish I could experience the joy he must have felt in that moment.

Dear eagles. Resign Baun.

This is insane. Lifelong birds fan. Being in a Super Bowl was a gift. We’ve won two. Fuck y’all. Go birds!!!!!

GOOOOOOO BIIIIIIIIRDS

Incredible. Absurd. Go birds.

It’s finally here. A most super Go Birds to you in this Sunday.