Dear Andrew Cuomo, New Yorkers rejected you in the primary. And now you’re pressing them again to pick you? No means no.

Nice of the government to surprise us with a new RSHE curriculum just before the summer. So much for relaxing... #RSHE

Happy St George's Day. Let's slay some dragons!

The fear on the person's face next to me at the salon when the stylist has to consult three different more experienced stylists on how to cut her hair.

I am really bad at this. Maybe I should set a reminder to post every day?

Macron schooling Trump yesterday was *chef's kiss*. Told my bf he has competition.

Yay! I have 1k followers! Thanks to all of you! I also have a new tee in my store!

I was having a competition with @factsstillmatter.bsky.social over who could get the most followers. Predictably, he won.

I've watched one full game of American football in my life. Had time to get very drunk, nap and still woke up in time for the last quarter.

Can someone decide what's going on with federal funding for social programs? The (aggressive) press secretary seems not to know.

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This app is so weird. I get more followers when I don't post than when I do.

"Governor Newsom encounters smooth criminal"

This whole time, I was hoping that we were being hyperbolic about Trump. Now it's clear it's worse than the hyperbole.

A Roman salute you say? news.sky.com/story/elon-m...

Also, nice to catch up with @politicalmom.bsky.social I now feel like I should tag her occasionally to let her know I love her.

Is it me, or has TikTok lost a bit of its shine?

Hi, Bluesky! 👋 I’m Manuel, a cybersecurity specialist with a deep interest in immigration policy and its impact on our society. Focusing on topics like DHS initiatives, border security, and immigration reform. Looking forward to learning, and connecting.🇺🇸 #ImmigrationPolicy

Can I have volunteers to help me look after the American profiles? It's a lot of work for one person.

So I looked at Clapper for the first time since I set up an account about 2 years ago and my entire feed is Clapper people telling TikTok people that Clapper isn't TikTok.

If US accounts/videos stay up on TikTok, we potentially have amazing kompromat on future Republican politicians that they can't delete.

For the Americans: my FYP is still full of your content, your accounts are all still there.

Brilliant.

So, it's end of days for TT. Take time to download your vids and follow your faves. Also CANCEL SUBS

I really hope TikTok doesn't go away in the US. I've made so many good friends through the app and there's nothing else like it.

Colleague has just told me he's doing a pro-rata dry January. Cool story.

So Elon's instigating slow-moving coups across Europe too now? What could go wrong?

Never forget: no new pandemics under Biden.

Was told yesterday that MTG and Laura Loomer 'aren't real Republicans'. Apparently Trump isnt a real Republican. So who IS a real Republican these days?

Lovely Christmas day with the famalam. Nice to see the kids testing out their gifts.

You can tell Christmas is celebrated by most in a cultural, non-religious way in that the vast majority of traditions related to it are things that jesus would have throughly disapproved of.

I am on 599 followers and it's very frustrating

I am gonna sleep soooo much in the next 2 weeks. I'm VERY excited.

Despite having failed the children of Uvalde, cops there would rather assault parents who lost their children than hold one of their accountable.

You can buy a shirt to support Brett and Nikki at facts-1-shop.fourthwall.com/products/sou...

Brett and Nikki Cross were assaulted by Uvalde County Deputies this morning. youtu.be/WcWOdTit7Dc?...

Please repost and raise awareness for Brett and Nikki Cross, whose son was murdered at Robb Elementary, after police assaulted them outside Uvalde Courthouse today www.google.com/amp/s/cbs4lo...

@georgehahn.com please raise awareness for Brett and Nikki www.google.com/amp/s/cbs4lo...

Uvalde Sherriff's Department just assaulted Brett and Nikki Cross outside the Uvalde Courthouse. Please repost to raise awareness and demand an investigation!

Good morning blue skies people. I see you smoldering sexpots giving that oncoming weekend that seductive ‘come hither’ stare. Have a damn fine one!

Struggling to find stories for Woke News this week. If you have any stories you'd like included, lemme know

It's the freakin' weekend. Thank whoever needs to be thanked.

I'm having a week. Normal service will be resumed soon.

It's #WokeWednesday and here's this week's #WokeNews vm.tiktok.com/ZGdMqC1Bv/

Orange Matchmaker

BREAKING: Spanish Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez today vowed to add abortion rights and gay marriage to Spain’s constitution so they “can never be undone.”

Just when you think it isn't possible to dislike someone more...

Terrific. I recommend this piece emphatically.