What you hear as your psychotic cousin plays with your hamster in the other room

they saying krill touch mo thats why he’s quiet

this means so much to us small creators

Oh Long Johnson.

Sorry for the lack of posts. Calico’s kicked me to the streets. I’ve been living out of Ivy’s trash cans. This anorexic bitch throws out ENTIRE alchemical burgers! Life’s not too bad, actually

guess who just cut off @avadeadlock.bsky.social's balls... THIS GAL!

Calico’s not cutting it, I need a big strong man’s shoulder to rest on. Oh well. Unrelated, but @abramsdeadlock.bsky.social are you busy this weekend?

To anyone questioning my recent newfound ability to speak English: I locked in

Find my toys

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