Driving by signs like "your dad wants _________" for father's day is equally soul crushing and alao hilarious because no, my dad's ashes dont want real cream eclairs.

My coworker almost texted me worried because she beat me to work and thats so unusual that she immediately was concerned for my welfare. Glad "early" is my brand i guess.

No. She would say she doesn't have favorites but her behavior says otherwise... and she chose wrong.

Got home from the market. Emptied groceries. Immediately dropped 6 eggs onto the floor.

Sitting in the stairwell so I can have some quiet time because everyone is on my nerves

I hate that I look up one thing and then every ad on every page is that thing.

Should I get a switch so I can play tomodachi life?

My student loans are officially forgiven on all platforms they need to be. Its official. Going into my 12th year of public service and now that money can go to my gas tank

How do dinosaurs say goodbye to such an influential person?

WOOF PACK

We tie dyed at work. I got dye on my forehead.

My day job is at a rural branch of a public library, and we have a Pride display. Yesterday I was at the desk when a man came in. Fifties, maybe, or sixties. Plaid shirt, mesh trucker cap, suspenders. He went up to the display and just stood there for a long moment. Then he came up to the desk. 🧵 1/

Did the local pride parade & festival for work. Much fun. So joy. Feeling every muscle in my body ache 😫

The suggestions for summer reading prizes the children have made: Squishy potato Butter squishy Cheese squishy Rolex Ebike Stuffed otter Giftcards for roblox Hockey sticks Dubai chocolate Tek deck skateboards Hackey sacks

I also wish to know more.

I am finally getting my day at the beach ⛱️ 🥰

Stopped for ice cream on the way home from work. The combo smell of ice cream, fried food, salt, and cigarettes takes me to my favorite beach boardwalk.

Remember The Wanted? Came out around the same time as one direction and had a brief reality show on E? Their songs are still bops.

Today is my dad's deathiversary and also my student loans were forgiven. My friend and I went and did things together to distract me from the day snd we had a good time. Still got a lot of weird feelings involving grief but tbh today was pretty good overall.

MY STUDENT LOANS WERE FORGIVEN!!!!

How do you forget whether or not you own pants that color?

Slightly sweet, slightly salty. Excellent crunch. Highly recommend.

Foreign snacks haul.

Trying to motivate myself to do a day trip while on this staycation... I think what's making me go is the opportunity to buy as many foreign snacks as my budget allows

Introduce yourself with 10 bands/musicians you've seen live Paramore My Chemical Romance ×5 Florence and the Machine Fall Out Boy The Rolling Stones Lupe Fiasco Dropkick Murphys Mighty Mighty Bosstones Lucero Jimmy Eat World

Claudio kinda joke 🤣

Happy birthday @vamphlet.bsky.social 🎂 🌟✨️🌟💜🌸🌼🏵

When I joke about being the mean one on staff and then people on staff agree with me 😟

Today was a good day. Went to tea and then watched two Shawn Hatosy movies for my friend's birthday 🥰

The only wrestler I acknowledge from Nashua has returned to roh! Yay Matt taven!

Orlando, obv. I dig Anaheim. New Orleans was pretty rad too.

My brother is being scammed by a girl from another country trying to get money out of him (yes I know this is likely not even a girl but some random 45 year old from nebraska). My mother is tasking me with finding this girl. I was tasked this while trying to take a bubble bath and listen to music.

Bathing suit shopping is actual hell

I know my rule following shit has to do with mental illness but asking people to do what they're supposed to do and them getting mad at me about it makes me feel like I'm the idiot that doesn't understand the social rules. Maybe I am.

When im asked for an answer and offer it, then get told the policy is convoluted and they're going to do it anyway idk why I bother

“Unions are good in theory just not here” is the exact language always used to try and block a union from existing lol

Apparently today is Raise Your Hand If You'd Be Dead Without Antidepressants Day. ✋🏻

Every moment with eddie

I was supposed to be off work tomorrow and just remembered that May 1 is kindergarten visits and tomorrow is May 1 🙃

Without downloading anything new, where are you at mentally?

I hate that I get somewhere and cant just get out of the car. I need to like. Build up to it. I need to pause in the transition.

If you live is MA right now, use this tool to help stop those Online ID checks in your state. #savespeech #stoponlineidchecks

"Record breaking profits"

Signed. As someone who doesn't enjoy a lot of the traditional "wrestling" looks, I was so happy we were starting to get more unique designs, like that pastel Hangman shirt. The talent is diverse, and so is the fanbase! We need a variety of designs.

Its national library workers day and @longliveizzy.bsky.social sent me dunkin 😭😭🥰🥰

I told a child that his hat was a nice hat. Said hat was for a wrestler i dont like. That was my good deed for the day.

Gonna comment on it here instead of twitter so nobody sees it; the fucking irony of seeing Danhausen getting his blimp but it's got an AI'd version of the logo I made for him on it is so rough.

Holy shit, I have NEVER been more excited for a movie.

I know most people find Wednesday to be the slogan-- get over the hump of Wednesday and you're closer to the weekend! Thursday feels so much worse to me. Getting through Thursday is such a drag and way tougher than Wednesday.