Pedo.

If you need a bunker for a ballroom, you are doing it wrong.

"Ho, ho, ho. Now I have a machinegun too."

So, how many does that make?

When in the Course of human events... 250 years ago we went to war with Mad King George, now-a-days we are dealing with Mad King Donald. Is that a call to insurection? You are damn right it is.

Trump's war.

Amen.

Pope Leo better be careful or he will end up with Noble Peace Prize.

Just when you think it can't get any worse... "It could be worse." - 'Young Frankenstein' (the movie)

We live in 'interesting' times.

Trump says he doesn't need anybody, and that is exactly what he has, nobody.

Hegseth thinks that he is channeling Robert E. Lee when actually he is channeling MacArthur in Korea.

When Trump dies, I will nominate him for the Nobel Peace Prize.

I used to say, Republicans would burn down the country to rule over the ashes. I was wrong. Republicans will burn down the WORLD to rule over the ashes.

Have you noticed how smart everyone is since AI arrived?

Well, here's another fine mess you've gotten me into.

If as Hegseth says, "Trump is anointed by Jesus Christ to bring about Armageddon,' then it is the religious duty of every 'born again' Christian to enlist in this Holy war. Right? ... Crickets. My thought is, if it is God's war, let Him fight it.

Death to the Orange Pedo.

The Pedo Wars.

If you support a pedo, you become a pedo.

You know I don't really want to be governed by a bunch of pedos.

Don't worry Donald, your legacy is secure. You will be known forever after as 'The Pedo President.'

If the USA was a Christian nation, we wouldn't have a pedo President.

Damn, and I thought Reagan bankrupted the country. SMH

A rat is most dangerous when it is cornered. That does not mean back-off. It means kill the rat quickly.

Trump has the talent of taking a silk purse and turning it into a sow's ear.

This is the winter of our discontent.

Not my circus, not my monkey.

You know, I would feel better if 2026 wasn't being run by clowns.

2026: and the best thing we can look forward to is TACO.

Thank you, Sir. Please Sir, may I have another?

"I'm back in the U.S.S.R You don't know how lucky you are, boy Back in the U.S.S.R"

$1 million or $5 million is a lot of money for peons, but it is chump change for the 1%, so... Tell me Trump is a cheap whore without saying cheap whore.

Trump has TDS.

Trump surrendered to the Taliban. FAFO.

Let's say the quiet part out loud: Now that Republicans are in power, they don't need Trump anymore. In fact, Trump has become a liability for the party.

Speaking of illegal orders: The Secretary of DEFENSE stated that he will 'fight and die for his Confederate heritage, making him a traitor to the Union and his orders illegal. The only reason the military follows Trump and Hegseth is half the military wants a race war. The South shall rise again.

Speaking of illegal orders: The President of the United States is a running-dog for Putin, Netanyahu and MBS. It is not legal for the President to take orders from any foreign leader. That is the highest of 'high crimes.' That makes every word out of his mouth illegal.

PIGGY TACO; get em while they're hot.

Frogs in slowly heating water is a popular allegory for being unaware that you are being destroyed in an incrementally worsening situation. But I'm drawing hope from the past week that we frogs may be a bit more aware of our situation than those allegorical frogs. #Hop

The government is shut down, but Trump is still spending money?

White Supremists are butt-hurt that Portland is stealing their mascot.

The reason Trump is trying to kill the Epstein files is King Charles promised Trump a Knighthood if Epstein and Prince Harry are never mentioned again.

The Racists are coming! The Racists are coming!

Well, here's another fine mess you've gotten me into.

I think that the next Trump portrayed should be velvet.

Hegseth's 'warrior ethos' is a 'Rebel yell.'

Now Hegseth is repeating it: Losers and suckers.

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