PL playing a long game with Barça: show them Newcastle, show them Tottenham, make them think the PL is shit, and then… WHAM! Arsenal.

Those are the fogging estandards.

Raya

I think Kai is going to start in the cup final. I wonder if it will be for Gyökeres or Eze? (Or Zubimendi?)

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Need to swap out the whole front 3.

Eberechi Eze is the second Englishman to score for Arsenal in the Premier League, League Cup, FA Cup and Champions League in the same season, after Theo Walcott in 2012/13. (Squawka)

Mercy

Arsenal are the only team Liverpool was too scared to come out and play.

Wenger got mocked and memed for years on end while other clubs, particularly Chelsea, had to break the law repeatedly to beat his Arsenal side. It is shameful but of course capitalism has no shame.

“The NCAA is so mad at Kentucky, it will probably slap another two years probation on Cleveland State.” -Jerry Tarkanian

3 in back with an extra attacker.

Leandro Trossard is 31 years, 112 days old. Max Dowman will be exactly as old as Leandro Trossard is now on 21 April, 2041.

Talking here about a team that’s top five in attack from open play, first in goals overall, does not lead the league in set piece xg and ranks just 11th in what proportion of its total xg comes from set pieces. Bad for the game though

Max Dowman was born just one day after this Arsenal team beat Portsmouth 4-1. Feel old? 🤯

Tanner Tessmann starting at center back for Lyon. 👀 I have been wanting to see this for some time. Think his value there could be substantial if he looks good... #USMNT

@jordanackermi.bsky.social So, next weekend we have a cup final and two Tourney games. Yesterday shall heretofore be known as “Max and Yax Day”.

Hey, I am not saying I have found the *BEST* commentary for yesterday, but I think I have (Argentina). 😂 Covers both Arsenal goals, Gyökeres and Max Dowman. I promise you won't be disappointed. 🔴⚪🔊

Showing this video every time anyone speaks ill of Martinelli again

Holy shit, we got ‘em!

Greek boy!

Some wear braces though.

Arteta on Dowman: "I had a gut feeling on him, from the training ground over the last few days."

Given Saka’a form - or lack thereof - you have to give serious thought to starting Dowman on Tuesday.

When it came down to it and it was 0-0 in a must win game for the title, Arteta turned to Max Dowman and that tells you everything about the boy’s talent.

You know one of Max’s £125-300K/week teammates is getting him a £2000K/hour supermodel lookalike to open his OTHER account tonight.

Max Dowman will be the age Leo Trosaard is now… in the 2040’s.

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The messiah has arrived.

Everton knows if they fall down they’ll get a call.

It breaks my heart to say this, but Saka is fucking useless.

Save us, 16 year-old.

Rice + Zubimendi has outlived its usefulness.

Get Max on. He hasn’t had the “do something” gene squashed out of him by Arteta’s handbrake yet.

We’re going to have to have the conversation about how NO ONE on our team can pass anymore.

Mosquera, not White?

That’s given as a foul anywhere else on the pitch.

I know “Baywatch” was always just a vehicle for hot people, not great actors, but every time I’ve heard Livvy Dunne speak, she has presented as notably lacking in any charisma or presence whatsoever, even to the low level required of the most rudimentary acting. (I’ll look at her all day, though…)

We’ll take this lot at home.

Think Kai takes this.

Poor Malik Tillman.

Terrier did the Harry Kane to Zubi.

Kai for Zubimendi please.

Saka has to keep dribbling into triple teams because opponents don’t respect our ability to create anything elsewhere.

Need Calafiori & Havertz in this match ASAP.

Going to say this again: “Not having rape charges hanging over his head” is not enough for our 6. Actually have to do something on a football pitch too.

I’m trying to identify what Martin Zubimendi does. Right now he looks like a less-enterprising Mohammed Elneny.

Is Andrich TRYING to get sent off? 😂

If City go out to Real Madrid, they have two straight weeks with no midweek match heading into the match with us.