How about that Texans defense?

This is silly, but at nearly 37 years old (yeesh) I now depart for basically my first ever solo trip in which I planned and booked everything myself. Good luck, me!

Hit my Standard legend for the month with Spell DH. Deck is super fun and has a lot of reach. Code in deck screenshot alt.

Years later and the Team Valor bias is as strong as ever.

Went to wife’s work’s holiday party last night and ended up looking best in the photo where I made a goofy face… makes you wonder what that means about my regular face.

Phillip Rivers is coming out of retirement. It’s not too late to start my pro career.

Wakka Wakka Zootopia!

Not an ad, but re-emphasizing that you gotta order from the McDonald’s app if you want fast food value. Wife just wanted fries. Fries alone cost $4.50 (yikes). App deal gives free fries of any size with purchase of any drink. Drink costs $1.50 (alrighty then).

Wicked Part 2 isn’t as good as Wicked Part 1 was, however good you thought Part 1 was (it does have all the interesting plot points, though, if you haven’t seen/read it before).

My dog refuses to go out to potty in the rain, but doesn’t understand that the walkies he is demanding also happen in that same rain.

Just saw a stocking stuffer suggestion of some screaming goat trinket thing. Talk about being 10 years late to the party.

I’m at my parents’ house and no way they have the John Wayne’s Meat magazine.

I thought people were exaggerating, but I was just walking into a store and two little kids were soliciting strangers out front like, “excuse me, sir, can you say ‘6-7’?”

The time for another balance update is almost upon us! ⏳ Here’s a glimpse into the future of Hearthstone, Wild, and Battlegrounds. Expect some Buddy and Hero Power updates for Battlegrounds as well. Check back for the full details tomorrow!

Just saw a man and a woman sharing one of those Bird scooters and the woman was the one in front and she was holding an open Modelo and a cig.

Was busy, so I forgot until I just saw again: my neighbors switched their Halloween decorations for Christmas ones over the weekend, so they literally did the “Oct 31/Nov 1” meme.

@wickedgood.bsky.social spotted in my neighborhood

Night 2 fit for Seventeen, the final show of the tour. #CropTopsForMingyu

Seated

Going to a kpop show like

Got my first 6-winner with Quest Warrior. My two losses were both, to my surprise, against Quest DH.

~hit the pity timer, but at least I got the King. Time to play some Pre-Release Tavern Brawls! #hearthstone

Me, reading: “BTS holding 65 shows, over 30 in North America…” Now panicking: “Babe, look at me. LOOK at me. We CANNOT do 30 shows.” Wife, suddenly very interested in the ceiling on the other side of the room.

If you faced a NightPatron in today’s theorycrafting event, that was me. 😈 Thanks for playing and watching, everyone! I can’t wait for official Pre-Release Tavern Brawl and launch. :)

Rafaam is so back with 10 Legendary Rafaams - a villain of all shapes and sizes!

There’s no way the Young Republicans thing is actually surprising to anyone, but I’m glad to see people are still at least acting like it’s unacceptable. That’s a little something.

Not saying we have some of the best creators in the biz, but... Hearthstone Creators = 🏆 ICYMI, here are some of the reveals from last week!

I wanted to be a hater, but Tron wasn’t as bad as everyone is saying. Might even go so far as to say “pretty good,” actually. Which is exactly what Tron is supposed to be.

Bro, these seats are crazy! #SVT

Heads up, Hearthstone players! A new patch is now live, which fixes a Unity security issue. Please make sure you're running the latest version of the game. We'll see you in the Tavern!

Read more about the 33.6 patch notes here: news.blizzard.com/article/2423...

Some of you know this, but I’ve been working on Final Design* for the last few months. I’m having tons of fun and learning a lot. This is the first expansion I got to really work on—I hope you all love it! *temporary internal role swap thing, not a permanent position (yet? 🤞) #hearthstone

Join Chromie and 11 legendary heroes from the past, future, and beyond to stop Murozond from ending Azeroth in Across the Timeways - launching November 4.

My wife just reminded me of the time we watched Spider-Man and she got mad at me for not telling her that Uncle Ben died. Babe, that’s like THE thing that happens in Spider-Man.

Travel across time into the past and future at 7 AM and 10 AM PT tomorrow...

Also: when a government acts brutally and lawlessly and immorally, but tells you that pointing those things out incites violence and terrorism, that government and its agents are entitled to no respect or credence.

Just finished up a team dinner thing and I open up the directions to head home and see this #hearthstone

Didn’t happen. Sandwich was good.

Today we have a team lunch. Imagine if like half the team got raptured in front of the sandwich spot.

HIM was mid. It has more style than substance, like it was filmed for the trailer and then built out from there. My high school friend group would’ve made a whole thing out of it. Marlon Wayans was great, though.

Does anyone know how to watch Jimmy Kimmel? Asking for a friend.

Me making my already bad fantasy team worse with every adjustment.

The story of two halves, jeez that was rough.

No joke, I was taking a census survey thing and the web page literally crashed when I input my law school loans.

Tua was putting together too many good plays in a row so he had to throw a pic at a critical moment.

Regardless of the disgraceful nonsense we will likely hear from this administration in the coming days on vaccine “recommendations,” Americas healthcare insurers issued a joint statement tonight saying coverage for Covid and flu shots will remain unchanged from prior years. Speaks for itself.

If the Italians didn’t want us to break the pasta, they shouldn’t have made them too long to fit in the pot.

Just got an ad for Temu Seto Kaiba?

Wife was stressing Emmys prep so we spontaneously went to a kpop concert to blow off steam. I’m coming around on LA living. #TomorrowXTogether

Counting this as a win on my own record, like how they count Taylor Swift’s record with the Chiefs.