Hey. You take that back.

You must stay strong, even in the most dire situations! Your odds of winning only go as far as you believe, so never give up on hope!

Why the Kiketsu Family isn't a fucking aesthetic 🧵

Some of you are hilariously bad at flying.

Join my yakuza organization

Notice how the wolf spirit dwarfs the other two beasts. The other two matriarchs must clearly be doing something wrong! Their spirits are small and pitifully weak!

#touhou #youmu

I'm kind of a hero if you think about it. Taking down whose in charge, and leaving everybody to fend for themselves... You've all just got the wrong idea! Just think of a Gensokyo free from the clutches of the sages... There'd be no more rules! You could do whatever you want!

// PRIIIIINCEEEEEE

𝙻𝚘𝚘𝚔, 𝙸'𝚖 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚘 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚍, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎. 𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚈𝚞𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚒 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚌𝚒𝚗' 𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚌𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝. ⚓SFW RP ⚓THRP / MVRP ⚓Canon + Unofficial ⚓More below. #THRP #touhourp

Who's a good girl?! You are! Who's my little bloodthirsty pup?! 𝘚𝘢𝘬𝘪 𝘥𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘴, 𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘸𝘰𝘭𝘧 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘵 𝘴𝘱𝘳𝘢𝘸𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘮𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘳, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘭𝘪𝘱𝘴 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘶𝘱 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘴, 𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶! Huh? Oh yeah! Get em! Kill girl, kill!

How do I get him to stop fucking around

If you want to schedule kicking me in the face you’ll have to take it up with Lady Patchouli…

The strong have been kneeling for far too long! Join me, and we can abolish the order that holds you back from reigning over Gensokyo! Who cares what any human or lesser youkai thinks? It should be anyone's right to try and conquer with their gifted strength!

𝕬𝖗𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖑𝖔𝖘𝖙, 𝖒𝖞 𝖉𝖊𝖆𝖗? 𝕮𝖔𝖒𝖊 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖒𝖊, 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝕴'𝖑𝖑 𝖌𝖊𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝕾𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖜𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊 𝖜𝖆𝖗𝖒 𝕬𝖓𝖉 𝖘𝖆𝖋𝖊 ...~

Every single canine youkai needs to join the Keiga Family. We have a whole pack for you to jump into.

If you can dodge a ball, you can dodge a pegasus dive kicking you.

“𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚢 𝚜𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚛𝚢, 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚖𝚢𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝚒𝚗 𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚍𝚐𝚎.” “ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ɴᴏᴛ ꜱᴛᴇᴀʟ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴍᴇ.” - N/SFW but SFW focus on tl - Full NSFW in DMs (18+ Only!!) - Writer is 18+ - Not new to character or verse - Mix of canon and headcanon. - DMs open, don’t be shy

𝖀𝖙𝖘𝖚𝖍𝖔 𝕽𝖊𝖎𝖚𝖏𝖎 ☢️ 6’7 (205cm) Hellraven of Satori ☢️ Writer is 18+ ☢️ Mostly headcanons ☢️ Not new to rp but new to parody ☢️ Touhou characters are preferred ☢️ N/SFW, mostly SFW with some mild NSFW jokes (NSFW in dms only)

(I'm going to be creating a Starter Pack for those in the "Touhou Roleplay" sphere. If you would like to be included in this Starter Pack, please feel free to let me know!)

More people should get into fights for no reason. Just randomly rush the next guy you see.

Maybe if I say "Gensokyo is mine" enough, people will just start believing me.

I like this one.

I don't know if you guys understand how weird it is to see random, living beings down in Chikushoukai... Really, what business would you even have down there? It's not a tourism spot, thats for sure.

// I hope thats cool enough. Or else I'll redo the whole thing.

𝐀𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐥𝐲 𝐕𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐑𝐮𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐬, 𝐰𝐚𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐭𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟. 𝐒𝐚𝐤𝐢 𝐊𝐮𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐨𝐦𝐚, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐉𝐞𝐭-𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐏𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬 Backstory and headcanons down in the replies.

// I am fleshing out Saki and her precious Animal Realm right now. It really is super fun! I might have to remake my pinned to cram this all in somewhere... // Expect a headcanon lore dump in more info later...

// What? Am I doomed?

The Keiga Family's strongest supporter.

// Its fun, but also a bit taxing. Pretty hard to write for like 3 different fights simultaneously. // That said, I apologize for any future slow replies when it comes to fights. Anyone reading feel free to nudge me if I forgot.

// The CRP Junkie, Saki Kurokoma // I should have expected it, honestly. It'd be mischaracterizing if I didn't try to pick fights with everyone I see.

"Wueugghfhhgf, ggrrraph! arkg- COUGH COUGH, shit, a fly got inside my mouth..." 👻Joke roleplay, maybe serious 👻New to character 👻Somewhat experienced? 👻SFW! 👻No Art is mine unless stated! 👻Temp pinned, remastering...Eventually

Its starting to feel like the whole world is against me... Do literally NONE of you wanna join the Keiga Family?! It's a good time, I promise!

👻''As if some weird human activity could keep me down. I'm back and more powerful than ever, so remember the name of the great Mima-Sama!'' Yep, Mima's here too. Here's the doc for all my RPing information about her: docs.google.com/document/d/1...

// I am also having this issue. For more than this person as well.

You know, I've been seeing alot of people thinking they could just waltz past my territory... The Misty Lake is under Keiga Family control, and I'll now be sending my pack to collect any fees from every passerby. And if you've got nothing to give? We'll beat you senseless!

More of those damn otters that I hate... Kicchou better not be making any moves, this here is my land to claim!

Ahh, she's so bitter and mean... I couldn't ask for a better commander. @singleheaddork.bsky.social

The Kiketsu Family and Gouyoku Alliance were already such pain-in-the-ass rivals... But now I gotta deal with the Baka Family?! I'll squash you idiots before you ever think of taking Gensokyo from me! @cirnofairy.gay @cirnomistylake.bsky.social

Cᵢᵣₙₒ 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕀𝕔𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕚𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕃𝕒𝕜𝕖 - Loosely based on Depiction as seen in the Doujin(Thankfully SFW from what I've read) "Cirno and Reimu's 1-2-3" so slight lesbian shipping with Reimu. - SFW - Open to all interactions #THRP

“I'm not half-and-half, fifty-fifty, or anything like that. I'm a hundred percent kirin and a hundred percent human.” 𝑲𝒂𝒛𝒖𝒌𝒊 𝑨𝒊𝒌𝒂𝒘𝒂, 𝑵𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆'𝒔 𝑮𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒊𝒔 _________________________________ [ Touhou Project OC ] [ RP / Parody ] [ #ThRP ]

• ``Lɪғᴇ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴏɴ ʜᴇᴀᴠᴇɴ ɪs sᴏᴏ ʙᴏʀɪɴɢ...!´´ 🍑 *𝙼𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚕𝚢/𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚂𝙵𝚆! (𝚗𝚘 𝚗𝚜𝚏𝚠 𝚒𝚗𝚝&𝚍𝚖𝚜) 🍑 *𝙰𝚜𝚔 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝙳𝙼𝚜! 🍑 *𝚂𝚎𝚖𝚒-𝙲𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗! (𝚜𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚜) 🍑 *𝙰𝚛𝚝 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚙𝚞𝚍𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 (𝚜𝚔𝚢𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚝)! 🍑 *𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛/𝙼𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝙼𝙸𝙽𝙾𝚁! 🍑 *6 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜? 𝙾𝚏 𝚛𝚙 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎! 🍑 *𝚃𝚊𝚐𝚜, #THRP #TouhouRP 🍑 *𝚁𝚊𝚗 𝚋𝚢 @ leastsanetenshifan.bsky.social

"Sworn friends? Are you sure you haven't mistaken an old enemy for a friend?" 🐢 - TouHou and Multiverse roleplay account 🐢 - SFW only 🐢 - Semi parody 🐢 - I'm kinda new to this, don't bully me 🐢 - Tordle #TouHou #TouHouRP #RP #NitoriKawashiro

Oho, looks like someone invited me into this interesting alternative media here?

𝘿𝙚𝙛𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙢𝙚? 𝙃𝙤𝙬 𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙞𝙘𝙪𝙡𝙤𝙪𝙨! --------------- 𝙒𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙞𝙨 18+, 𝙎𝙁𝙒 𝙛𝙤𝙘𝙪𝙨 (𝙉𝙎𝙁𝙒 𝙞𝙣 𝘿𝙈𝙎.) 𝙈𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙣, 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙨𝙥𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙚𝙙 𝙞𝙣 𝙖𝙨 𝙬𝙚𝙡𝙡. 𝙉𝙤 𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙞𝙨 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙚! #ThRP, #touhourp

Ugh, what the hell are these things doing, snooping around here?

𝐻𝑒𝑦! 𝐼𝑡𝑠 𝑚𝑒, 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑓𝑎𝑣𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝐹𝑎𝑖𝑟𝑦! 𝑊ℎ𝑎𝑡? 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝙙𝙤𝙣’𝙩 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑚𝑒? 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑛𝑎𝑚𝑒’𝑠 𝐶͟𝑖͟𝑟͟𝑛͟𝑜͟! 𝐷𝑜𝑛’𝑡 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡! ❄️ Writer is 18+ ❄️ SFW with slight suggestive jokes in public ❄️ Some Canon, but mostly Headcanon ❄️ #ThRP ❄️ Art is by Oekaki Nankotu! ❄️ I’m rather new to this, be nice~ ❄️ Author uses She/They pronouns

Screw diplomacy! Almost none of you guys have the guts to help see my vision through. I was so generous, but now I see how it's gotta be. I'll take your land by force, and you'll all be property to the Keiga Family! How's that?! Sure, I failed once, or twice... But, third time's a charm, right?

// Write with me.~ I DEMAND it. ...Well, I can't actually demand it, but it would be fun. Promise that I am pretty fun!