Kinda funny that Tessa’s bathroom hangout in season 3 is so clearly the same set past seasons when otherwise season 3 seems off

Rich fuck decidedly less male than usual, so that’s progress of a sort I suppose

You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?

They’ve upped the ante by invoking the most terrifying cultural Marxist pinko antifa commie super soldier: Elizabeth Warren

Did they not go directly to the ceremony of handing the trophy to the rich fuck that owns the team? Maybe the best postgame ever

First postgame player interview and he didn’t thank Jesus? Nature is healing

Just cut my tongue licking the foil cover from a yogurt, AMA

Flag can eat me, that was a fantastic final insult run

The only thing that could make this result more satisfying is if Bobert Kraft had a tragic stumbling over the balcony of his box accident

Seahawks kickermaxxing could set the direction of the NFL for a generation

It’s still early but I’m gonna say it: lol Patriots, get fucked

Birnam Wood is moving to Dunsinane Hill

Barring any unforeseen lighting outages I think the Patriots are cooked

Just noticed the USA 250 patches 😕

And now a Cadillac F1 ad? Maybe it’s finally getting a toehold in this country

Two touchdowns? In this economy?

It happened!

This is a lot of tax dollars getting burned on “c’mon, ICE agents aren’t that bad”

Fumble, maybe we get a TD?

Hate to admit it but this Jurassic park ad is working for me

“Leverage the terrifying power of our private network of surveillance to find your lost dog” isn’t the sales pitch some dipshits think it is

Is Leclerc in this pokemon ad? Why would he do that?

Meanwhile I’m getting reports that my dad is sad that they’re not getting enough ducks in their duck mailbox on the cruise ship to remind me that we are a diverse nation

I am howling at this “please be nice to our smol bean ICE agents” nonsense

Goddammit, right back to the suck with that Mike Tyson ad

I was barely aware of Bad Bunny until very recently but I get the appeal now. That was a good time

Halftime so good I even like the Gaga bits

Talking toilets was pretty good but this Dunkin monstrosity has ruined everything

Might have scheduled poorly. Pizza has about 12 minutes in the oven. Game has about 5 left

Bro just said I’ll tackle the big guy while I tackle the QB

I didn’t know you could still murder a QB from behind like that

Is the field coming apart 5 minutes into the game?

Imagine the Blue Jackets bringing their cannon to a neutral site game

This is a whole new level of stupid coin for the coin flip

Trump account ad was kinda gross

US looking real good against Sweden. Hard to believe this is the same pair that had to luck into a narrow win against Estonia

I’m sure it’s the same size as a hockey rink and it’s probably because there’s just one small to normal sized skater and not a dozen giants on the ice but the figure skating rink looks huge

It is a truth universally acknowledged that an Egg must be in need of a Dunk, so engage the comedy of manners. And violence. Also a shit or piss gag

I really don’t like the motor whine in the drone shots but if that’s an unavoidable part of having a chase camera during luge then I will deal with the whine

Feels a little odd to have been watching curling at the Olympics long enough to recognize the color guy in the booth and the color guy in the studio from their time as athletes even though they’re from different countries and may not have overlapped on the ice

I’ve been a little stalled lately on my Witch Hunters but the wind has finally died down and after a day of self-medicating to get to that point I got a little happy and took a step on an expansion flagellant. I think the arms will line up with the hands and flail with minimal work (plzplzplzplzplz)

Me, an idiot who didn’t get a lot of sleep because he was worried about one of the two very large trees adjacent to his house coming down and pinning, but not killing, him overnight: maybe the winds are finally dying down

Suburgatory season 3 first episode and what the fuck did they do to Jeremy Sisto?

I think they’ll put some fractions on the clock, if they can clear the court, but what an amazing finish at UNC. Obviously wanted a different result but you can’t argue with drama like that. Amazing how this rivalry delivers every single time. Maybe a handful of comfortable victories. Ever.

I know this week’s Dunk + Egg came out early to avoid the Super Bowl and I should watch it tonight because I want to, but on the day I’ve watched parts of two curling matches, two full hockey games, and finishing Duke at UNC it would feel like debauchery to add another tasty morsel on top

Great game by Maurer to keep it tight through 40 but that was a thrashing

Canada looks kinda tight starting the third. Lots of great chances but few on net, passes not connecting, just not synced up. Could be an opportunity for Switzerland

The men’s tournament doesn’t start until Wednesday?

Switzerland getting speedbagged to end the second. They are very lucky to be down just one

Pretty good but from behind went without penalty so I guess there’s not a blanket ban on big hits