The universe loves pranking me at horrible times but… at least I get a new kitchen out of it 🤨

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Dog time :3

Putting a feeler out for my aussie suit, built in 2018 by MFY. He doesn’t fit me anymore but has a lot of life left and it would be a shame to leave him in closet jail. DM for more info :)

That drink you gave me tasted funny…. Why are you looking at me like that? I feel weird

Drove my first train today uwu I can feel the train autism coursing through my veins. Its so over

Neat 📸

How Mondays ought to be 😌 🐶 @turbodawg.boop.dog #MFYMonday

Yeah, me too buddy 😆

That foot lift is on the same scale of wtf as the 2004 flames SCF goal call back ugh YUCK

Hand out candy in dog costume and reveal my power level to my neighbours? Maybe

Pet me

Big Wolf 🐺

you can catch cute jackals by petting them nicely 😏 @sparkhyena.bsky.social @turbodawg.boop.dog #fursuitfriday

guys I think he likes me what do I do 👀😵‍💫👉👈 @turbodawg.boop.dog

Stream sketch for YYCMutt

Driving home from the void, at least its pretty. Also at least someone is enjoying it 😋

I leave the house for 2 weeks and turn into a sundried tomato 💀

Day 7 of alcoholmaxxing my body

Its so nice out tonight

Spending some time in northern ontario, I love it here

7:15am airport margaritas hit different

Why pay for feet finder when there’s 🐾 for free

Scrunkly friend on the sofa

The weather was wet but it didn’t stop Kona from climbing all over my car. Husky things. I’ll give him a pass 😜 🐕 @knotyourdog.bsky.social

The local con here is fun and all but my god. Theres so many children. One of them wiped an mf booger or something on me while I was trying to dodge the floor gremlins. Kill me

Its been a while, have this

At last, so much room for activities

What a cringe 2OT winner lmao wow

Crazy aurora

FWA was fun aside from being water-boarded before the elevator could even reach my floor lmao

The real prank was buying a 4 bedroom house with only enough furniture to fill a studio apartment 😫 Milk crate TV stand for every room

Have you seen this dog

Its been at least 15 years since Ive been this sick, stress probably not helping. You ever throw up so hard you throw your back out? 😬

Its friday

On a more positive note…. He

The ultimate life prank is taking out a mortgage and then instantly getting a 4 month layoff as soon as you sign for it LMAO Time to go be a walmart greeter 🤩

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228 hours worked, 108 more to go. Why do I do this to myself 😂

@evilmutt.bsky.social is smelly but I guess I like him

30 laps around the sun. How did I survive this long 😂

Can I come over and stare at you like this

bought a house before I turned 30 ✅

WTF IS A MILE I ONLY KNOW KILOMETERS 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

A visitor 🦊

Sneaking into your timeline 🐺: @turbodawg.boop.dog

Merry lexus a december to remember sale

Creature (soft)

Was it worth playing 3 games of hockey in one day? Idk ask my 2 broken ribs lmao 😬