I thought I kept CONTINUOUSLY bumping into this lady on accident but my friend told me she tried to elbow me after the first time & kept giving me super dirty looks My bad, girl lol

Everyone in my office watched Hamnet & Sentimental Value over the weekend and I saw Zootopia 2

Took 1 week off work, came back, and found out my three biggest fans are the Studio Security Guard, my Boss’ Doctor’s Office, & her Lawyer’s assistant

I’m actually impressed at how much Danish I’ve retained since college 🤝

Need to pay off my credit cards and do this again 🇩🇪🇸🇪🇳🇴

Back home I go - tak for alt

I’m cringe but I’m free someone marry me so I can get a visa please

Sobbing into min elgburger med brunost because I don’t want to leave this beautiful walkable city with beautiful public transit

My lungs are probably going to explode once I’m back in LA after such pristine air quality

Need to buy before I leave: Brunost & cheese slicer I miss having a cheese slicer. What a beautiful invention ….

I respectfully engage with art respectfully

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Walked past a boat blasting Wicked and really felt at home

Best thing I’ve seen on vacation

Truly thought Thanksgiving was yesterday but unfortunately, my parents don’t have dinner tea to share yet

So many espresso houses

My hair is so much curlier outside LA😭 HARD WATER SUCKS

I want to eat so much more but I keep getting way too full too fast and that’s probably because the food is so much better 😭😭😭😭😭

My friend is in Japan right now so it’s nice to have someone awake to text at a normal hour

Good public transit is such a novelty for me as a SoCalifornian - farewell, U-Bahn 💋

I can’t get into any food arguments because I unironically love tuna casserole

Have we discussed jellied cranberry yet

My Airbnb host wants to have coffee together every morning so I feel like a horrible, constantly-in-a-rush American for rejecting her today 😔

Ya girl is frozen & dramatic about it but my Airbnb has cats #win

Special Skill: My sick Glinda impression

I like movies and tv shows

Wickeddddddddd

Last saved meme is your moral philosophy yes

I have so many clothes haphazardly folded in so many drawers but it’s not on the floor or my bed anymore so that’s a win

Let’s see your Rook with a smiiiiile ✨ So I would literally watch cut scene for smile then go back to character creator…. Do scene again… repeat

I feel like I’ve aged 40 years since Exp 33 came out 😳 this year has been TAXING

I’m back from my Ouran High School Host Club Nostalgia Binge

New dental hygienist man asked if he could say something possibly inappropriate I said sure because I love a compliment He called me chaotic 😭😂

Very happy the ME show will be an entirely new story after the events of the trilogy - the Fallout approach worked for Amazon before so I’m optimistic 🤞🏽

Overheard quote of the day,”I’m a Hispanic trapped in a big white body.”

Look at my baby with the Spock ass eyebrows

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY DATV from me & my firstborn 💋

Life is hard but I get to watch Zayne body roll

[insert video game tweet for the friends and followers who are still here 💋]

Creepy uncle was being creepy at my grandma’s funeral 2 weeks ago and now at my other uncle’s funeral today - what a shocker 😒

I’m on my knees

Went a little cuckoo bananas at the thrift store(s) but that’s retail therapy baby

I have a really long coat so walking feels like I’m Darcy heading towards Elizabeth at the end of P&P (2005)

My coworkers keep coming in like zombies and going “ugh I went to bed at 2am” and I have to keep telling them they’ve only known me on 3-4 hours of sleep for the last few years 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

12

Finished 2 months worth of expenses and I’m ready to collapse

Life is hard but my parents really liked Kpop Demon Hunters

Every time I’m at an extended family thing, it’s just SOOO crazy how many of my uncles and aunts don’t recognize me lmfao Like ya’ll what

Sorry, have been away doing my job and playing Guardians of Azama

Ok fine but went to a speakeasy too