Today's weird idea: A proot inflating and starting to beep at a certain point, and the closer they get to their maximum limit, the faster they beep. I'll let you figure out the rest.

local nerd nullfucks pillow

I wanna be a pear-shaped wolf.

He’s enjoying a nice fishy dinner Kofi monthy for @cawoo.bsky.social

he's on break don't worry about it

stress ball

I wanna either find or get some art of this guy getting his smooth, toony crotch fondled (consensually).

(that wasn't all, folks) (🎨: @pawgoop.bsky.social)

I cannot stress enough how important it is to me for your character to be null

Here’s wishing y’all a good..

Breaking News: Arkansas wolf takes phrase "Eat the rich" literally, eats local billionaire alive in what is described by eyewitnesses as "a gruesome display of lupine sadism"!

Breathing is just repeatedly inflating and deflating yourself so you don't die.

Ladies and gentlefurs! Beasts of all ages (above 18)! Allow me, Bennett Barrister, to interest you in some premium-grade certified fox tushy!

Nullgasms. Yay or nay?

Nullgasms. Yay or nay?

*Jury-rigs a macro-sized magic wand by putting a large rubber ball on the end of a jackhammer*

Wolf is bored and wants to make something... Does anyone have any ideas for this bored wolf to make?

And today's out-of-the-shower thought(s): - Could a fur inflated to their max limit pop themself by tensing up and straining their hide? - In a pantsless society, what would be considered "indecent exposure?"

Hey you! Ideas for adult toys made for toons/nulls! Go!

I like to sit and think. Sometimes I think about how to be a better person. Sometimes I think about my friends and family. And sometimes I think about huffing nullpatches.

Redwall-Out-of-Context-Number-I'm-Too-Lazy-to-Keep-Count.

Quick! Everyone! Indulge in all your kinks before you get raptured!!!

See a maw post a maw.

*Sits around daydreaming and coming up with some hot, huffy fantasy that somehow combines vore, inflation, and null*

I wanna get (consensually) pinned to the wall in a gym's locker/shower room by a big, buff toon bodybuilder as he dry-humps my null spot and slobbers all over my upper body. I know, I have weird fantasies, okay?!

Me: I'm sad... My brain: Aaaww, poor wolf! Here, have some fantasies about getting your null patch played with! That always cheers you up! Me: Now I'm sad and horny...

This isn't real, I swear! This is a different wolf; someone just doctored my face onto the photo! Please don't cancel me! I'M BEING FRAMED!!!

I wanna get (consensually) pinned to the wall in a gym's locker/shower room by a big, buff toon bodybuilder as he dry-humps my null spot and slobbers all over my upper body. I know, I have weird fantasies, okay?!

Today's spontaneous blushy idea: Bowser getting involved in unspecified nullplay.

"Oh no! I'm just a poor helpless micro fox stuck in this big hungry coyote's maw! I sure hope he doesn't swallow me!" *Kicks Rin's tongue* "I said I SURE HOPE HE DOESN'T SWALLOW ME!!!"

Pervy, immodest wolf wearing pants. He's NOT happy about it.

Pervy, immodest wolf wearing pants. He's NOT happy about it.

No new pictures, where are you at mentally?

"Oh no! I'm just a poor helpless micro fox stuck in this big hungry coyote's maw! I sure hope he doesn't swallow me!" *Kicks Rin's tongue* "I said I SURE HOPE HE DOESN'T SWALLOW ME!!!"

I lied. Small horny today.

This isn't real, I swear! This is a different wolf; someone just doctored my face onto the photo! Please don't cancel me! I'M BEING FRAMED!!!

No horny today.

Today's Bennett-generated blushy null scenario(s): - Pinning a micro to the ground and licking their null spot. - Getting pinned in a locker/broom-closet by a horny top intent on grinding nullpatches with you. - Voodoo play (could be belly rubs, inflation, ye olde nullpatch-fondling, etc.).

Today's Bennett-generated blushy null scenario(s): - Pinning a micro to the ground and licking their null spot. - Getting pinned in a locker/broom-closet by a horny top intent on grinding nullpatches with you. - Voodoo play (could be belly rubs, inflation, ye olde nullpatch-fondling, etc.).

I'm guessing it could have something to do with this part of him.

Naughty bits + Rubs = Pleasure Nullpatch + Rubs = Pleasure Naughty bits + Kick = Pain (and a lot of it. *Whine*) Would getting kicked in the nullpatch cause that same level of pain?

Huffy null fun 🚫 Doodle sheet for Jake!

When is this NOT a thing?

Here's an idea for a game: Puff me up like a furry blimp and figure out how big I can get before I go boom.

Hey you! Try to fluster me. I dare you~

Man at Work

Nobody: The average ENM/ENF scenario:

Ghost hands. Love 'em or hate 'em, but these little guys give the best baths.

Anyone ever wonder what a coyote's crotch smells like? Well, here's your chance to find out~!

Hey you! Ideas for adult toys made for toons/nulls! Go!