Urho Forsling

MATTHEW ACTUAL ROBERTSON

No one: Not a soul: Not one person in history: Dave Maloney:

The hamborglar

hey is this thing still on? sorry i haven't been on here... i got logged out and couldn't remember the login for this or my email its attached to but im BACK

I am convinced that “game seven” is money laundering. I have no idea what it is. I thought it was clothing, but apparently it’s more?

Girlfriend distressed I just keep yelling “Bums!” And pointing at the tv

“Tim Gettinger!”

TACO TACO TACO

I keep forgetting that these guys are losers. Psychopathic racist sexist bigots sure, but charmin built losers. They’ll all start crying and imploding, and hopefully quit so we can take our fucking streets back

Probably should just cancel the rest of the season

It’s a new Nightcap on Broadway: How the West was Lost courtesy of @allantanderson.bsky.social 👇👇👇 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/3...

West coast trip is over

Oh no

I love it when two elite cuisines team up. What the fuck do you mean I can have spicy Asian chicken served over Maduros? What a time to be alive.

It’s an all new Nightcap on Broadway with @allantanderson.bsky.social bringing you back to back nights of coverage There’s some Emeril BAMS! & a Buster Scruggs reference to boot podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/3...

Also a lot of late night hallucinations including thinking this was a Canadian road trip. I’ll see yall after the sharks game

“How far would you go to never see another Kalshi/FanDuel/Bet365/BetMGM/DraftKings commercial?” Me:

Third period

Braden Schneider remain in California challenge

No QB on a power-play this is what happens. Pure chaos. All low danger chances, just throwing at the net and overthinking instead of taking the shot right in front of you.

Oh my God, David stop trying to make the five forward power-play a thing it’s never gonna be a thing

Powerful words from Ullmark here. Damn

All new Nightcap on Broadway and a new host all in one shot! A great recap by Allan 👇👇

Ya Boi’s podcasting debut. Thanks so much to the @30onbroadway.bsky.social crew for making this happen! Take a trip down memory lane as the Rangers face the ghosts of their past, trouba hits, stromer whiffs, and kreider could not be reached for comment. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/3...

Even more relevant

Literally wrote this almost verbatim in my game notes

“I hope Panarin waits out the rest of his contract in New York and walks for nothing. Just to spite drury.” We are reaching critical levels of stupidity in this fandom.

There’s a lot of people speculating on what the value of the Panarin return is going to be and are already condemning it which is a little bit silly for something that hasn’t happened yet.

magfest 2027

Holy shit I just remembered juuso Parssinen exists

The Rangers standing up for a goaltender??? In 2026???

Lurking on the flyers subreddit like

Zibanejad has 10 career hat tricks. Three of those hat tricks are against the Flyers, all three were on the Rangers while David Quinn was on the coaching staff.

Mika continuing his ascent to being a better Ranger than Kreider. it’s honestly not even close at this point.

Unrelated note, anyone curious what a package for Will Cuylle might look like?

People I’d like to see moved by the beginning of next season Bread. Trocheck. Carrick (I’ll miss you) Laf (WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU!) Vaak. Soucy. Schneider. (I always knew you weren’t shit)

Good for the kid man.

Mika Manuary

The Rangers have to nail this, for their best pieces pics are fine, but try to go pro prospects. If panarin only nets you a first and a B prospect, go for a top prospect straight up. Leonard, Hutson, bischel

Chris Drury absolutely just took the letter threw it into ChatGPT and gave it the prompt “make it kind of different”

This is going to be an incredible episode

Did I post this here yet?

I’ve come to a conclusion. We have to sacrifice Paul Rivera

Pulling the goalie down 3 with 90 seconds is just dumb

That’s it laffy, boost that trade stock

So where are all the people saying Igor is overpaid recently? Jk there’s not many of them on here

PERREAULT SCORE