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Cool, so now I’m gonna be in pain for 2 weeks and I’ll look cool in swim trunks until I’m 85

I’m gonna need whoever comes out of the west to just waffle stomp whoever the hell comes out of the Habs/Carolina ECF because I don’t think I’ll be able to survive either of those teams winning a cup

Translation: Record profits incoming at the expense of the consumer.

Is it Danny Meyer? Maybe.

Do you think if the Knicks end up doing the thing that it puts more pressure on the Rangers or less?

He kicked a puppy on his way to the taxi

My guess is Carels, who is pretty goddamn awesome. #NYR

Something something recession indicator

Tell me if you expected the defensive scores to look like that

Time to check in on the scores of the OH MY

It took the hurricanes two overtime and a power-play to beat the senators?

I’d knock the dust off it, respectfully

Happy 77th Jessica Lange

i bring a "staring into the gaping void that is your soul" vibe to the function that fucking terrifies the hoes.

It’s completely OK, admin, believe me when I say most of us are very happy to see that we’ll be getting a top pick, and that management was shown in no uncertain terms that what they’ve been doing wasn’t working. The future is coming. Hoping for better for your wings next year.

As a former doorman for a 32BJ building this is long overdue and I’m so happy that they have a mayor who is willing to physically stand with them

As a former doorman for a 32BJ building this is long overdue and I’m so happy that they have a mare who is willing to physically stand with them

Igor goddamn

I will always repost in Bruges

Moritz Seider deserves to be in the playoffs ☹️

OH SHIT WE HAVE A DAVE MALONEY 6-7

Myers thought leaving the Canucks made him immune to pain and misery

Stirring chobani yogurt makes you weak, you can’t appreciate two distinct flavors and mouthfeels? You want me to blend your steak and mushrooms into a slurry so it can slide down your throat? Grow up. You make me sick

Wilson should really embrace this inside out classic and get more in touch with his emotions instead of melting down like he does whenever the rangers blow him up

Rangers dragging everyone they can to join them out of the playoffs

“G-guys do something!!!! I’m getting low-diffed!!!!”

Sykora again … kid is doing what Othmann never could (and that’s have hustle and effort)

This is infuriating that this team could peform like this when the games don’t matter and couldn’t or didn’t do anything when they did matter

When it happens, @ me, wake me up, make me pull my car over, make me take a half day off work, make me pop bottles with the rest of you

The myth of the obvious leafs win

PLAYOFF ATMOSPHERE FOR NY SIRENS

I’ve had so many. Probably my ardent defense in Chris drury last season. Player related though: I confidently believed Sammy blais was going to be a first line RW

People like this are why I distinguish between leftists and online leftists. One group is trying to enact meaningful change and create a better future for tomorrow, and the other is just a bunch of sun fearing keyboard warriors who are so chronically online they mistake follower counts for friends.

It is kind of interesting just how much online leftists embrace authoritarianism with “I don’t need them to like me, they just need to listen to me”

We learn that a goalie fight is the only thing that will get Kenny and Dave to STFU about the Olympics

I mean if there’s anyone who encapsulates the 25-26 New York Rangers, it is JT Miller

Tepid applause for J.T. Miller getting the Rod Gilbert Mr Ranger award at MSG

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I NEED those fist pumps

Goalie fight, Igor wasn’t taking any shit!!! Down goes Markstrom, down goes Markstrom!!!

Devils fans can’t call Igor soft anymore I guess

Igor whooped his ass! #NYR

IGOR FED MARKSTROM HIS LUNCH

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

Sheldon Keefe is just Frank Seravalli with sources

Alright as long as youth leads the way, I’m happy

I know I didn’t just hear them say how great the Rangers development of young players is

They’re gonna resign him and he’s gonna turn back into a pumpkin 😭