me and my 100oz coke zero vs. a two and a half hour long movie

guy who just started watching movies(me): hm… yes… i can see the french new wave influence in takeshi kitano’s work

i was in a shit mood and just starting to simmer down and i walk into the break room and my coworker dropped his cat-hair covered hoodie directly on top of MY FUCKING THINGS AAAAHHHHHHHH

coat rack at work looks like brokeback mountain

is anyone else scared :)

sorry i’m running late i had to get in my qigong biohacking movements after work

bring back shoulder pads

january is for recovering from december

they’re playing OK human weezer at the department store right now

thinking about mission: impossible rat split diopter

everybody get more earnest NOW!!!

The original “Heated Rivalry” was the 1995 Michael Mann action film “Heat”

thief (1981) dir. michael mann: men will literally blow up their house instead of go to therapy

i only know how to sing one song in tagalog. i’m spent

lost my mind and watched collateral 3 times this week

5 millers deep surrounded by screaming filipinos and my mom is trying to explain the parlor game to me :nuts:

i’m practicing sitting alone at the bar 💪🏻

genuinely missing japadog on this hot dogless day...

bro… how does anyone who works on their feet find the motivation to hit the gym after an 8 hour shift

AAAAGGHHHH I DON’T WANNA WAKE UP AT 3AM AHHHH

i don’t care if the shining in IMAX happened to you it should have happened to me

there is a misery multiplier in my head active during the month of december

starting a folder of noncommittally masc haircut reference pics

is schrader's hardcore a christmas movie...

this is how using the red light booth at the gym feels

“how do you feel about working on christmas?” i don’t care if i live or die ✌️

my coworker just said “stanley kubrick has never made a good movie” with such conviction that i have no choice but to respect it

this has been the worst year ever to be a fan of the band geese

I am funny and goated. I am funny and goated. I am funny and goated. I am funny and goated. I am funny and goated. I am funny and goated. I am funny and goated. I am funny and goated. I am funny and goated. I am funny and goated. I am funny and goated. I am funny and goated.

Ween i owe you an apology i wasn’t really familiar with your game

i’m a catholic supervillain my power is making people feel shame

cronenberg twinks >>>

in crusader kings 3 character designer randomly generating filipinos

parappa the rapper gets redpilled

nothing ever happens?

maslow’s hierarchy of needs but the tip of the pyramid is just piggy back ride

water from your eyes opening for hayley williams… wasian winter is about to be huge

i wonder what club chalamet is up to 😭

playing outside in the street with your friends and yelling “car” when there’s a car coming is back in a big way

woohoo :)

my hair yearns to look like a helmet

the will toledo defender has logged on

she’s grey for an incredible reason (vriska cosplay)

if yogurt has 0 fans i am dead

don’t ask me to get boba i want to stay home and watch freaky movies

activate my lats? i can’t even control the muscles in my face :‘(

floor in the bathroom at will’s pub just keeps getting wetter and wetter 😭😭😭😭

i thought the goth rock band brought a fog machine it was just chris ripping a fat cloud

tried to hit the mr. beast smile and scared myself

smashing pumpkins erewhon smoothie lol