there is a misery multiplier in my head active during the month of december

starting a folder of noncommittally masc haircut reference pics

is schrader's hardcore a christmas movie...

this is how using the red light booth at the gym feels

“how do you feel about working on christmas?” i don’t care if i live or die ✌️

my coworker just said “stanley kubrick has never made a good movie” with such conviction that i have no choice but to respect it

this has been the worst year ever to be a fan of the band geese

I am funny and goated. I am funny and goated. I am funny and goated. I am funny and goated. I am funny and goated. I am funny and goated. I am funny and goated. I am funny and goated. I am funny and goated. I am funny and goated. I am funny and goated. I am funny and goated.

Ween i owe you an apology i wasn’t really familiar with your game

i’m a catholic supervillain my power is making people feel shame

cronenberg twinks >>>

in crusader kings 3 character designer randomly generating filipinos

parappa the rapper gets redpilled

nothing ever happens?

maslow’s hierarchy of needs but the tip of the pyramid is just piggy back ride

water from your eyes opening for hayley williams… wasian winter is about to be huge

i wonder what club chalamet is up to 😭

playing outside in the street with your friends and yelling “car” when there’s a car coming is back in a big way

woohoo :)

my hair yearns to look like a helmet

the will toledo defender has logged on

she’s grey for an incredible reason (vriska cosplay)

if yogurt has 0 fans i am dead

don’t ask me to get boba i want to stay home and watch freaky movies

activate my lats? i can’t even control the muscles in my face :‘(

floor in the bathroom at will’s pub just keeps getting wetter and wetter 😭😭😭😭

i thought the goth rock band brought a fog machine it was just chris ripping a fat cloud

tried to hit the mr. beast smile and scared myself

smashing pumpkins erewhon smoothie lol

can a guy get a midday nap in without having upsetting and disturbing dreams

manifesting a demonic sexual halftime show and the jacksonville jaguars 😩

do pit warriors practice windmilling and spinkicking in the mirror?

caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror at target unwashed hair in my work clothes i look like the final boss of femcels man 😭

I’M SO TIRED I’M GONNA BURN THE PLACE DOWN RRRAAAHHH

just remembered the time i let my mom use my warm compress and she blew it up in the microwave

i bet it would feel sooo good to flip tf out on my annoying coworker

cameron winter religious psychosis type beat

my personal fest schedule structured entirely around avoiding having to walk to heartwood and back as much as possible

nothing ever happens… nothing ever happens… nothing ever happens…

why did i think it was a joke when they said pinkerton was 29 years old until i remembered it’s not a joke and the album came out the year i was born

i get hives when i physically exert myself and i think whey protein was causing this excruciating eczema flare-up 😔😔 can’t win but i won’t quit

how 2 summon the strength

decided to listen to new algernon cadwallader at the gym and now i’m over here trying not to cry 🤧

creatine un-minted my spearmint tea :(

“Grave Encounters reboot set-“ 😒😒😴 “…Justin Long to star” say less i‘m IN

boy why you so dead wife montage

happy bday guy picciotto

new liquid mike sounds like what the first sip of an ice cold celsius feels like

Doofus Ain’tright

“i like your sense of urgency” = workplace passive aggression for You are giving me anxiety