Not depressed, but I’m getting depushed down destairs

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

I would like to start having fun again

When humans don’t kill each other >

The overwhelming temptation to burn my entire life in Austin down again and restart in a new city for the 6th time

Guillermo is lowkey del Toro with this Frankenstein remake

Austin

Okay so the Rock Hudson documentary is required viewing by all of you homosexuals who follow me okay essays due on my desk by Monday thank you

Getting vegan food with a bisexual before going to the protest, darling I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream

Yes I’m going to the protest no it’s not gonna give us healthcare or stop mass shootings yes it’s the least I can do with what I have today no I will not be scared yes I will be safe no I am not wearing an inflatable suit yes I’m bringing my phone no im not stupid yes my ass is fat

Gonna be gay in a public space again today

Kind of in this situation where I love my life and my body and my “career” and my house and my cat and my friends and family and there isn’t a man in my bed terrorizing my mental health but still lowkey depressed in a gay millennial buzzfeed sort of way

Chicken son or fish daughter

Blue sky more like grey sky (it’s cloudy rn)

Not my fault your gay

My landlord watching a 6’3” 285 lb man leave my house this morning

Where my other allies at

No bro i don’t want to get “shake shack” from inside of a train station with you but hmu tmrw

I have the most beautiful life I’ve ever had and good people find me wherever I go due to my warm hands and comforting gaze. You love me because I show you who you are. you want permission to be loved and I give it without expectation of a return

Faith without works is lowkey dead 😭

No one else on this plane to New York City knows I’m going to New York City

First meal of age 30 vs. the last

All I care about doing on my birthday weekend is eating at a weird restaurant (weird vibes not food), getting drunk with my new friends, watching John Waters live standup show, going to a reggae festival on 4/20, and listening to the Blue Nile while driving around Austin w my childhood best friend

30 year old gay guy in Austin who works for a remote health tech startup: hey I’m not like the other ones btw

Gay

honestly i don’t think i did have to know that

I love my life!! I love my life so much!!!! But everything has fallen apart so I must focus more on what I am doing and not only what I am feeling

Turning off Coachella after Charli

When your entire body hurts all the time from complex medical treatments you had 7 years ago, that counts as a body.

I wish I could speak in a way where people understood my value system even when I’m poking fun at the people who share it. But grok won’t allow that

not many people know this, but every microwave hosts a fraction of the divine presence and if your food is cold in the middle it's because your soul is too full of desire ☝️

Looking at my phone where people act kindly and problems are being solved

Let’s sit next to each other on my couch bro. Would be pretty epic

Bro you gotta come through and rub my feet for 30 mins, it’ll be fire for both of us

I’ve lowkey been saying my prayers for the afflicted lately

And when I felt like I was an old cardigan under someone’s bed you put me on and said I was your favorite

When you live alone and want something done so you have to do it

Just spent 13 minutes deciding what to have for breakfast and settled on peanut butter toast

“Your mom” -quote by Me

I know there’s a lot going on in society rn but we need to remember that My ass is like. Really fat…

Cut my own hair

No loads refused Mary Kay party

I don’t do discourse online anymore because it’s not sophisticated to induce my own brain damage. If you disagree with something I said you’re gonna have to show up to my house and beat my ass

Travis Kelce sounds like something I would’ve named a gay furby

People liking same sex (gay) , weather change , mother against daughter , father against son ,

Bluesky more like bluehairedliberalsky

Goodnight

No it is not. Fuck yoy

survivor is so stupid this frame is killing me