I just saw one of those then and now AI things for the cast of Freaks and Geeks. All of those guys are now daddies I would most definitely bend over…with the exception of Janes Franco, maybe

Anyone else have the hots for Bernard from Four Weddings and a Funeral (David Haig), or was that just me me?

I never thought of myself as a Dom, but I have a boy who wants to be a Sub. Ain’t he sexy?

What was that?

My beard and chest are covered in the cum of a young hairy Swiss otter who lost control while riding my tongue and calling me a “Geiler Daddy.” These two weeks of getting settled here have been WILD

If Beale Street Could Talk The Theory of Everything Sister Act 2 Black Panther The Movie Soundtrack

New Obsession unlocked

My last meal after my last meal in SF

I met this content creator once at a party that devolved into an orgy. I ate his ass and sucked his cock from behind while he was sucking cock. He came quicker than I wanted and then left soon after. I see him on occasion and I see recognition in his eyes, but we say nothing. I want that ass again…

Two questions: (1) Why do tops always have the best asses? (2) Why is “The Long Kiss Goodnight” with Geena Davis and Samuel L. Jackson one of the best action movies from the last 30 years?

I’m honestly at the point of scrolling through a person’s timeline before liking any pictures. The number of random MAGA gays that are in groups that I belong to is making me want to leave them all

Officially in my NYT Pips era

The property manager I just interviewed had a lot of VPL going on and I was not mad about it.

The want I have for this man’s ass is only matched by the desire for his thick dick once he turns around…

@drunkgrindr.bsky.social love the reference to Clue in your profile 😍😍😍

So I just sent an email to my boss that I bbc’d him yesterday and can’t unsend it, so I want to hide for a while 😬

What the bottom in our little trio should start calling me and the verse top…hehehe

My dog sighs at me the way I sigh at people at work when they ask me to do something they were supposed to have finished a few days before. I know she is tired of my shit. That sigh says, “I get it. I am cute, but let me fucking nap so I can chase the ball later.” And honestly: same

I caught fucking feelings weeks before I’m leaving the fucking city. Fuck!

It’s time to add “Bill Maher” to the list of red flags to look out for in profiles

It would be absolutely terrible if the vehicles that ICE agents rode up in suddenly had flat tires

Honestly I had no idea that Latino and Middle Eastern men had any interest in me so I was fine admiring from afar. But from about 46 and onward… I mean look at him! The daddy era is amazing

How am I supposed to work when he is texting me pictures like this?

Not even sure I could decide where to start licking…

Watching videos of parents teaching their 4- and 5-year-olds how to say no to strangers has had me laughing all morning instead of doing any work

What the fuck is wrong with me?!! I met another couple tonight at a dinner party, and they want to hang out…just the three of us. I am once again the third in a threesome. Maybe that is my role to play

New York might be the greatest city in the world for horny chubby bears. Or at least it was for me. The food, the men, the places, the fashion, the shows. I need a break from my break!

Shower ?

You may be required to post hog

I haven’t been able to stop thinking about this all day since one of my besties sent it to me

Traveling to NYC next weekend and staying for 8 days. Looking for fun gatherings of bear-y and cubby men, shows, and restaurants. Any recommendations appreciated

Just saw Jason Kelce shirtless on a social media post from a golf course. I bet his ass his furry af and I want to bury my face in it so badly

I just had dick for breakfast. Fulfilling without being filling

Yeah. He’s hot af!!!

Summer and Pride are here, which means there will be thicc boys in little shorts that ride up from the friction of their big thick thighs, and that will be my undoing. If you see me sweating, you should look for cute thick men nearby. If they are bearded, my mouth will also be agape

Told the couple I have been seeing that my job is moving me to Basel at the end of the summer, and the guy that I am really into said “maybe we should slow this down.” And now it feels like my heart is in the bottom of my stomach and I can’t get it to lift 😢

Every six weeks…

What he sent when I asked for proof that he had been thinking about me. Now I know exactly what he was thinking about…

I stumbled upon a leather festival this past weekend in Berlin. I am not a leather person but I definitely enjoyed hanging out with the men in leather

Like clockwork, every six weeks…

Makes me want a hotdog real bad

Chubby boys with girthy dicks >>>>

Can a person subscribe to different love languages? Is it possible that you can be attracted to behavior in one person and the same behavior in someone else be a dealbreaker? Or is it just the person, not the behavior, that you are(n’t) attracted to that causes the reaction?

I need to leave this threesome before I catch feelings

And just like that, it looks like I will be moving to Switzerland in July. I have four months to profess my lust for certain sexy hairy boys in San Francisco before I go

Zurich 😍😍😍

The only problem with being the third of choice to an established couple is that there are days, like today, that are geared towards the couple, and they decide to remain a twosome. Honestly, I just want a vers bottom with a girth dick to fuck my face like I fuck his ass on a somewhat regular basis

Where does one go in San Francisco at 3 o’clock in the afternoon if one has an undeniable urge to suck dick?

Aaron. Pierre. That’s all. And that’s enough

I fully expected to come here and see that PostHog had been co-opted as a hashtag to show pole