this one is a love letter to my colleagues open.substack.com/pub/nineseed...

lover, you should’ve come over

BTS

📸: @atglamourlondon.co.uk

sorry for never posting i’m always at the damn gym xx

i turned 30 last week!

Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence.

peek-a-boo 👀

omw

Agony Elise: Women Keep Ghosting Me open.substack.com/pub/nineseed...

wild swimming

I've made a new blog, "Overnight With London's Favourite Independent Companion" ✨ amaadaisy.com/new-blog/ove...

Fall in New England, 2024. Shot on medium format by @ashleylatke.bsky.social #art #photography

Famous Autistic Man STUNS As He Clocks Every Single Social Cue - Except This Specifically Illegal One open.substack.com/pub/nineseed...

Agony Elise: Supporting A Camgirl Has Ruined My Life open.substack.com/pub/nineseed...

Agony Elise: I’m In Love With My Provider open.substack.com/pub/nineseed...

let the good times roll.

Agony Elise: How To Get Over Your Ex open.substack.com/pub/nineseed...

can’t a girl have fun?

Dear Agont Elise: Sobriety in Dating open.substack.com/pub/nineseed...

numero duo open.substack.com/pub/nineseed...

first edition just dropped! substack.com/@nineseedyel...

i bring a very particular kind of vibe to karaoke

sola, you stole-a my heart earlier this week - particularly with the fake tomato made from marshmallow which transpired to be a perfect gazpacho.

up “early” because i can’t contain my excitement over my dates this week

launching something very special…please welcome Agony Elise, coming soon to Substack! NOW TAKING SUBMISSIONS 🖤

dinner + dessert

dress for the job you want (stay at home calvin klein model)

power position

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what’s a girl gotta do to get a drink around here? 🍸

garden of eden (aka the spare room)

sorry for not skying more or whatever the fuck you call posting on this platform. i’ve come to realise there’s simply nothing interesting i have to say about anything that can be boiled down to 140 characters. it’s why my minimum time is 3 hours. i need exactly that much time to illustrate my agenda

went here and everybody knew you? weird

an oyster [redacted] all over me (and i liked it)

current hyperfixations: COD BO3 Zombies (inner child healing), mango chutney, Låpsley’s new album

Hey lovelies, I had an in-depth conversation about seeing an uptick of women clients with Riese, co-founder of Autostraddle. She was amazing to talk to. Check it out here (you get two free articles if you’re not a member!) and let me know what you think?

please touch

omw to you in the rick-and-morty-massage-mobile

spring has sprung

i can’t express how lucky i feel whenever a lover sends a car for me. i usually spend my entire day stressing about the journey specifically because of all of the external factors which could make me late (which i despise). knowing i’m being picked up lets me properly relax! 🥲♥️