Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence.

beautiful views

peek-a-boo 👀

omw

by candlelight

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wild swimming

I've made a new blog, "Overnight With London's Favourite Independent Companion" ✨ amaadaisy.com/new-blog/ove...

Fall in New England, 2024. Shot on medium format by @ashleylatke.bsky.social #art #photography

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Agony Elise: Supporting A Camgirl Has Ruined My Life open.substack.com/pub/nineseed...

Agony Elise: I’m In Love With My Provider open.substack.com/pub/nineseed...

let the good times roll.

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can’t a girl have fun?

Dear Agont Elise: Sobriety in Dating open.substack.com/pub/nineseed...

numero duo open.substack.com/pub/nineseed...

first edition just dropped! substack.com/@nineseedyel...

i bring a very particular kind of vibe to karaoke

sola, you stole-a my heart earlier this week - particularly with the fake tomato made from marshmallow which transpired to be a perfect gazpacho.

up “early” because i can’t contain my excitement over my dates this week

launching something very special…please welcome Agony Elise, coming soon to Substack! NOW TAKING SUBMISSIONS 🖤

dinner + dessert

dress for the job you want (stay at home calvin klein model)

power position

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what’s a girl gotta do to get a drink around here? 🍸

garden of eden (aka the spare room)

sorry for not skying more or whatever the fuck you call posting on this platform. i’ve come to realise there’s simply nothing interesting i have to say about anything that can be boiled down to 140 characters. it’s why my minimum time is 3 hours. i need exactly that much time to illustrate my agenda

went here and everybody knew you? weird

an oyster [redacted] all over me (and i liked it)

current hyperfixations: COD BO3 Zombies (inner child healing), mango chutney, Låpsley’s new album

Hey lovelies, I had an in-depth conversation about seeing an uptick of women clients with Riese, co-founder of Autostraddle. She was amazing to talk to. Check it out here (you get two free articles if you’re not a member!) and let me know what you think?

please touch

omw to you in the rick-and-morty-massage-mobile

spring has sprung

i can’t express how lucky i feel whenever a lover sends a car for me. i usually spend my entire day stressing about the journey specifically because of all of the external factors which could make me late (which i despise). knowing i’m being picked up lets me properly relax! 🥲♥️

the bigger the bouquet the bigger the …?

🦞❤️‍🔥

how’s your x-ray vision been coming along? mine isn’t great, in my eyes i’m still fully clothed in this picture.

also it looks like he's programmed his AI to data farm people's wishes so that he can grant them in an attempt to win back public favour

i’ve officially swapped out the bird for the butterfly. this is to say, if a bee comes out, everyone’s being 86’d. for now, though, viva the app not being run by a guy who’s probably a bit too into the ecseri flea market