No cameras. No recording. Just a written transcript—but you can read it and budget for yourselves. One thing is clear—the cover up continues. oversight.house.gov/wp-content/u... (3/3)

We just defied the TechBros here in Little Rock, AR! open.substack.com/pub/wendellg...

The Democratic Party force fed a war hawk to the masses on an antiestablishment year.

Not even a SHRED of direct evidence. Of course there are vulnerabilities. There pretty much always are. I don’t see evidence that they were exploited And you want to take Musk and Trump’s word for it? Two of the most prolific con men of our time? It’s clickbait open.substack.com/pub/thelefth...

Oh MAGA was always doomed under the immense weight of their own selfish and arrogant rage. What Mamdani heralds is so much more and I’m so here for it.

The police and ICE are both part of the prison industrial complex.

It’s hard not to hate him the most. He knows that they’re going to cause a famine and a financial crisis that will unzip the AI bubble.

We should also have a national ban on right-to-work laws coinciding with a renewed NLRA that has more judges and sharper teeth.

Which is part of why I said a while back that Hegseth looks a little queasy on top of War, a shirtless Putin is on a galloping Death, RFK, jr swats a bug and eats it as Pestilence trots along, and Donald Trump is lagging behind as Famine is doing his skin-and-boned level best to bear the ill weight.

He did it. It’s hard not to admire the audacity of DERP. He found someone just as uniquely unqualified as Gabbard, who is referred to as ‘Putin’s girlfriend’ on Russian state media.

In case there’s anyone left who doesn’t know what’s in most of those meat stick snacks:

Saddam invaded Kuwait why? The Kuwaitis were stealing Iraqi oil and kept getting caught. The Kuwaitis rightly figured that the Americans would ride in. Yet looking at this, it is obvious that we were there to defend our oil interests from the consequences of the Kuwaitis own misdeeds.

It’s not even possible to imagine any black woman POTUS doing this 💩 Besides, given how obviously well qualified Harris and Clinton were; I’m guessing she would have to be a military hero, a lifesaving scientist with 2 PhDs, a popular 2 term governor, and a professional level basketball player ⛹️‍♂️

Well, they are called manholes. I have no idea what the activity is but my imagination wants it to be knitting, chess, and bong hits 🌲💨

Anyone on team blue telling anyone else on team blue to calm down or tone it down is a mental midget. Anyone purity testing others on team blue is a covert narcissist. How about we just trust that folks can work the mute and block button and stop moralizing every time someone says the wrong word?

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals. As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them. Go Knicks.

Good morning BlueSky🌞 🐓🌷🍩☕

Wanna see how jacked up someone’s mind gets when they do nothing but chat and write with AI? Goofball even claims he understands the dangers of it but continues to drink the rivers dry and screw up the climate just to pretend he’s an author. Charlatans all of them. open.substack.com/pub/deanwbat...

So Disney doesn’t get Star Wars cred for the epically badass Rogue One and Andor works? Also The Bad Batch and Star Wars m: Visions are damn good. Yes, they’ve made some crap too. So did Lucas. Ever see Howard the Duck?

You can tell this Peter Lorre scene from THE MALTESE FALCON had a big influence on REN & STIMPY.

Whoa there!! Can we take a moment to think about hopes for after the final curtain finally fucking drops on this stupid shit show? open.substack.com/pub/noelkeit...

Question: Why aren’t palpably pissed and sometimes scared Americans, who make up probably 2/3 of the electorate, all out protesting every day? Answer: Almost our entire workforce is hand-to-mouth. Lose your job and your 🏥 insurance goes with it. And there are everyday protests, just not en masse.

I thought it was hysterical when I found it as a kid.

This is lazy and stupid writing. No, not everyone on Dischord is a pedo. Roblox gets used for grooming. Is any adult or older teen on there a pedo too? The pearl clutching centrists and tone police are desperate to have a union busting geriatric instead 🤦‍♂️ open.substack.com/pub/robinson...

No, it’s not just a meth family. MAGA is an international string of meth labs administered by Hitler’s ghost 👻

Question: Why aren’t palpably pissed and sometimes scared Americans, who make up probably 2/3 of the electorate, all out protesting every day? Answer: Almost our entire workforce is hand-to-mouth. Lose your job and your 🏥 insurance goes with it. And there are everyday protests, just not en masse.

JeffEp & Hitler I suppose would both be ever present and infamous wandering spirits in this MAGA dance of all of our most moronic Melvins. While Patel is just a tosser who wanders to wherever there’s a bottle of spirits 🤷‍♂️

It’s something that took place over 40 years for the Judiciary, Since Nixon for the Executive, and since the 1940’s for this iteration of White Christian Nationalism Then we had a black POTUS Trump trolled until he was POTUS such that SCOTUS was then 💯 compromised; add 2 x senate acquittal and 🤯

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Yes it’s a sign of a dictator entering bunker phase but doesn’t matter what they build or how deep it goes. We just need to cut off communications, collapse the air vents and wait. Besides, does it sound like a desperately bunkered regime is still in charge of jack 💩?

We dearly need an updated NLRA with teeth and more judges plus a national ban on right-to-work laws.

We’re extra angry because older liberals can remember more of what we’ve lost and we lament that Bush I & II weren’t enough for America to learn about Rethuglicans

I think folks who publicly support political violence are doing the Trump regime a favor, even if it’s slightly funny and ostensibly in favor of team blue. I should rewrite this one and add a category for people who condone violence for the clicks: open.substack.com/pub/noelkeit...

It won’t be much longer before the AI bubble starts unzipping open.substack.com/pub/garymarc...

So basically he just admitted that the nonpartisanship is total fakery

A very privileged thing to do right before the election.

This coming from the idiots who claim they defend confederate statues for their history and heritage.

An unusual request in the name of archaeological science: Would anyone happen to have a Shetland or Exmoor pony that wouldn’t mind sending some fur samples to me? We’re trying to compare a potentially preserved fur specimen but there’s (perhaps unsurprisingly) few sources on fur fibre diameters!

The only thing worse than having glasses that one needs is NOT having glasses that one needs. ~signed by an elder millennial who got away without needing glasses until last year.

Shizzle, it’s only been so long since the last recorded book BURNING event here in Arkansas and the banning part has been a perennial war for a decade now 🤦‍♂️ open.substack.com/pub/noelkeit...

Study: Indigenous Lands Protect Wildlife Better Than Many Government Parks #Indigenous #Conservation #Parks #Wildlife a-z-animals.com/articles/ind...

These fit the definition of a concentration camp because we are concentrating certain kinds of people there. It doesn’t have to be a Nazi death camp to correctly call it a concentration camp. Please Senator, let’s call it what it is.

It was damning that he provided Epstein with a personal reference after the conviction

My current state of Arkansas is indeed innovative on the bleeding edge of cruelty

It’s hilarious that these fascist fools think vegan is a smear that will stick. Talarico only needs to have a plate of BBQ at a campaign stop once in a while to dispel it. But make no mistake, to level such a charge is a serious matter in a Texas campaign.

Posting doomsaying is a TOTAL favor to the regime with an election coming up. Eligible nonvoters mostly experience a learned helplessness and this plays right into it.

I mean, rich boomers have been in charge of most everything government, private businesses, and religious & nonprofit orgs since ‘92 and look where we are. Then we see where almost all the folks leaving are rich white boomers who got the benefits but now that it’s time to fight they slink away.

I would suggest to folks that there is no place really safe from a fascist America. I think that citizens should want to stay and vote and be engaged. I don’t care for cowards. Especially elitist cowards. They got all the benefits of this place but now that it’s time to fight they slink away.