me when this fucker hits the battlefield

[wants to build a mutant kindred deck but has no money voice] ha ha cool

LMAO they acknowledged the infinite combo can’t wait to see caltrops banned in a few months

the only way wotc could get me to possibly give a shit about the new marvel set is if they include The Captain which will never happen because Marvel wants everyone to forget Nextwave existed

oh shit oh fuck oh no

happy pride and congrats to fyndhorn elves on the transition

lmao Hexhaven has an entire house dedicated to roasting people

new RKF art let’s fucking goooo

rakdos ajani confirmed

“Reading the card explains the card” Chains of Mephistopheles has entered the chat

too bad pests got nerfed

Lorehold’s ability is so funny knowing they reprinted Library of Leng lmao

wotc you need to stop releasing more shit with +1/+1 synergies, my wallet can only hold so much fucking money

dammit I was already considering building a frog typal deck too lol

his license plate says “L1BR8R”

lmao at wizards just casually chucking a 7 drop mono red lesson into the current meta and watching izzet players activate like a school of piranha

smoking the shit that compleated nissa

wizards hire me to be your social media content manager