Claymore Roomba as a house pet

Vauthry's Bathwater 3: The Frozen Throne

My cat vs my headphone cable

Hope this clapped out 3d printer still works.

This may end badly... Oh well~!

Man.. 140 must be a killer on the dancefloor

How cool would it be if truckers had backup camera superimposed on the windshield. This thought brought to you by observing a very long flatbed snake its way through the most awkward parking lot backwards. (An impressive feat in itself)

Imagine my surprise when I link someone on discord a funny meme and the video just... embeds properly and works. Heh. Heheheh. Something ain't right...

ball hard, meow harder

"Remove docker and install the real docker" ???? The fuck is that then that I'm removing??

The hymn of the dirty waterfall was recited thrice during that last one. I'd like to apologize to the city for the demons I have set upon you.

The great pa-paya wars of 2016

Grinding to one day achieve my dream of running my own numbers station. It'll play a midi version of Indestructible - Disturbed, and the numbers don't actually mean anything. Or so they hope.

You would think an AI assistant would, over time, be able to just set things like game settings, light/dark mode, UI scale etc. Just based on how you've got your other shit set up. It could've been useful! I shouldn't have to turn motion blur off myself!

Is every poo in space a floater?

ai upscale mp3 to... shit, what do we use now, mp6?

"They were supposed to put a trade school in here." "And now it's an amazon fulfillment centre. Kinda telling, isn't it."

As much as everything sucks, I'm just genuinely happy to be here with y'all

Polygons? Poly gone

I'm bi but not in a potentially hooking up with anyone way and more in a fumbling twice as many people way instead

Silksong Spoiler: You die to something and say "Aw that was bullshit!"

New FF14 SCH mains be like "Crit Algonquin"

We have a loaded lineup this weekend and are excited for this show to finally come together ❤️https://awoofest.com

I haven't needed to use a cd/dvd disk for anything in the past decade.. Kinda glad actually

Playin the dubstep that gets my balls jigglin

reposts welcome

Back when I ran my BLU group, we had someone on a trial account. Morbol mount on a free trial account is still wild af for me

We need a Frenchcore edit of Rich Girl - Gwen Stefani that just goes psychotic

I've made the walls nearly impossible to scale on purpose. A cruel design, but cruel only to myself.

$40k for a parking spot. I should go down to that realtor and kick his ass.

You think you've got it bad. Fuck... Nobody makes a good calzone in this dump where I live.

Thought of a new concept everyone would hate. 24 hour dotcom era diner. Like an old 50s diner but... Lame.

"Hell yeah, brother!" Is a gender neutral exclamation and nobody can tell me otherwise

i wish I just had money to give to everybody I care for, I know that won't remove their pains, but if it lessens it any, I would want to give it all to them

Sex pests who jump in DMs after years of radio silence and just expect to carry on like nothing happened, and expect the same from me. No that isn't how this works.

Mare is a pretty recent thing if you think about it, within the last couple years or so that it's gotten super popular. Think about how many years we didn't have mare, we got on just fine. Whiners.

I swear if those cats go missing, I'm gonna flip.

Werewolf cheesemakers specializing in making Howloumi cheese.

Bazzite is cool, but someone should make a linux distro for old people. Solitaire Email Bank stuff Old people stuff

Forgot my crunchyroll credentials so now it's time to recover, cancel sub, and torrent jojo instead so I don't have this problem ever again.

Erhmahgerd bermberclerrt

First five games on steam! One was a gift, if I had to guess, for my neighbour. I set this curse upon him all those years ago.

Roll around in the dirt with me

Increase a band: Eve 7

Jet-Set Huang, yknow the guy that runs Nvideo

Depending on how much I care about the Olympics I might go in '39 though.

she calls me griffith the way im going berserk in her guts

Badman with a rudeboy spirit