BLOW THIS UP! Striking Amazon workers picketing outside an Amazon warehouse were greeted by a torrent of water in freezing temperatures from Bezos. These mega corporations & billionaires will stop at NOTHING to stop us from organizing. Fuck that! We stand with WORKERS. #SolidaritySeason

If you see a doctor giving lifesaving care to another. And you pull the doctor away. Are you not a murderer? Just because the #UHC CEO did not take his actions in the physical world does not mean he’s any less responsible for the deaths he caused.

Maybe there was no Monopoly money in the bag. Maybe there was a gun and manifesto. Maybe the police have now planted that evidence on Luigi. Probably not, but I’d say reasonable doubt wouldn’t you jurors?

How disappointing that the class consciousness Bluesky was reveling in yesterday disappeared now that it seems he’s republican. Republicans are the only ones blinded to the real war, the class war

Liberals: “Republicans need to realize it’s not about left or right it’s about up or down!” Also Liberals: “Luigi is a Republican? Fuck that guy.” It doesn’t matter whether he is a liberal or conservative, what matters is the he didn’t fight side to side, he fought UP

If only he had trimmed his eyebrows!!!

Guess we can call off the manhunt for the CEO assassin, vigilante killing is legal in NYC

As if you needed another reason to not eat at McDonalds … #standwithluigi

Now we’ll see what the jury thinks #standwithluigi

Let’s hope Mario is still out there ready to do damage #standwithluigi

“We will follow every lead” says NYPD captain. “Including that he is currently hiding under a mountain of bush.”

🚨 🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 🚨 Police believe the healthcare vigilante to be hiding under an untold number of women. The pubic is advised to stay away from all unknown women, especially at the gym. Repeat: do not approach strange women at the gym. Stay tuned for more breaking news as it happens.

JOB WANTED (please share): Tired of chasing jackets? Frustrated by cases colder than a health insurance executive’s heart? Hire No Justice No Peace, the Psychic Sleuth! Payment accepted in monopoly money or the lives of CEOs. Full refund if not satisfied.

LOST: my backpack with a Tommy Hilfiger jacket and Monopoly money in it. The last time I remember having my backpack was in Central Park. If found please contact me so I can retrieve my backpack which is mine and no one else’s. Please share for visibility so that I can recover my backpack, thank you

These pics? I'm not saying anything about them. If they're proud of their work, they should proudly show their pictures!

Is there a difference between killing someone and purposefully letting them die? Cause can be action or inaction. In any case, didn’t the health insurance CEO purposefully take action to reduce lifesaving benefits? Are we so sure that the gunman should go to jail but not these health insurance CEOs?

The new America’s Most Wanted posters are out

Just as a thought experiment: If I were a vigilante on the run, what are some of the most important actions to take to avoid being caught? Help me list them

Just as a thought experiment: If I were a vigilante on the run, what are some of the most important actions to take to avoid being caught? Help me list them

This is an excellent point in a great thread

I would have told the FBI where I saw the CEO killer but my insurance wouldn’t have covered the stitches

Skattebo was a trending word, and I legit thought it was gen alpha slang

90% of plane passengers approve of their parachute. The other 10% had to use them.

Apparently the FBI is reviewing hundreds of tips to find the UnitedHealthcare CEO’s killer. We should all join together to help in the manhunt by giving the FBI millions of tips.

REMEMBER: if you see the guy from the UnitedHealthcare CEO killing … no you don’t.

People don’t appreciate how expensive #rfkjr ‘s programs will be for the country. Investment in public health whether vaccines, birth control, services for mental health, or any other important HHS program, saves the country billions in healthcare expenses. As if healthcare weren’t expensive enough.

Every time raising taxes on the rich to help the vulnerable is broached as an option, the machine starts to spit out concerns about a “class war.” Well there’s been a #classwar for millennia, but only one side is still fighting today.

There is a strange backlash against telling the history of a recipe when sharing it. These stories preserve the memories of the loved ones that passed them down. All it costs is a few seconds of empathy. You won’t run out I promise.