'Promotion to customer' is a really funny euphemism because i would never shop at a store that fired me.

UPDATE!~ It was yet another fucking Kar98. Two high profile shootings in 15 days both used the same fucking esoteric ancient gun. ....can anyone else smell carp?

I like BB61 more than I like BB63 and I'm not afraid to say it.

Am I to believe that this guy shot at the ICE prisoners with a fucking 1903 Springfield?

FBI released this image of the alleged bullets in the shooting at the ICE facility this morning in Dallas.

Nazi was originally a slur. They reclaimed it, apparently.

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

The opposite of Size Queen is Short King.

Touch grass? Shoot grass.

I think I'm gonna be fine, actually.

This shit is why i'm happy he's dead.

is it happening?

I was working tech support and a police chief was on the other end of the line. I ran the command 'docker-compose down --remove-orphans' and when he saw the command he said to me; "Hell I ain't got a problem with orphans, what they need to remove is all those homeless."

global warming isn't real or anything but it's 105 fucking degrees outside in fucking september.

the funniest thing i ever saw in a comedy show was when Kevin Farley got the ballon "1" from new years 2019's balloon set and said "oh hey look it's c3po's penis" and then he got it stuck inside the ballon 0 and then said "oh... uh... how do you get these things to unfuck?" Surreal.

I mean all i see when i see the glasses thing is "please let this device i made to creep on people go mainstream so i have cover for my creeping."

I think they got a call from a lawyer.

Everyone keeps pulling up. I'm gonna stay the course and see if this thing hits the ground or not. Groyper Shooter.

It's really hard to have a horst wessel when the bullet comes from inside the house.

Any recreational shooter can make this shot. they make this shot every single time they shoot at paper at a shooting range. this is an obnoxiously easy shot.

continue his work? dude shut the entire fuck up.

WENSLEYDALE

Let's invent a guy. Let's call him Michael H. Birk. Birk proposes that people who believe differently from him are inferior, defective, or deranged. They must be dealt with. He goes on tour and speaks about 'rising up' and 'taking back' from his opposition, and advocates for others////////

declaring that violence has no place and violence *actually* having no place are two entirely different things.

Happy 9/11 to all those who celebrate ( I don't) I know times are grim but I'm sure more than a few of you are happy with what Saint Osama left under the towers for you yesterday.

You're wrong, actually.

"A single bullet point can be the most compelling" -that guy who plugged charlie kirk, probably

"I believe that there was no shooter and his neck just did that. His blood just said fuck this i don't wanna be a part of you anymore" "you know when you're a reactionary blowhard quirked up white boy, the body has ways of shutting that down"

I'm gonna run my flag to the top of the pole, but it'll be on fire and upside down.

Charlie Kirk just updated his pronouns to was/were

This is the best 9/11mas eve ever.

Congrats to Charlie Kirk for dying for what he truly believes in.

He really should have tried to debate the bullet, i'm sure it would've worked.

Evergreen.

I can't wait to see the right wingers try to trannyjacket the kirk shooter.

Charlie kirk proving once again that he's the throat goat

Tango Down.

Okay, so, hear me out...

If you died tomorrow your tenants wouldn't even notice.

When you learn about how many child predators got caught because they couldn't help but brag about it, this letter really starts to make a lot of sense.

*creeps uterusly*

you missed the best part "them is multiple, like two, they is one. they is when it's just one, he's a they."

Can't imagine why they might've imagined murderbot as less masculine. Could you please shut the fuck up?

Am I the only one who wants to cold-cock the person who says "job security" as a response to you talking about how shitty your day was? Is that just me?

Cry, bitch. Louder for the deaf zionist filth in the back; Israel has no right to exist.