Cat things.

Gigabrain idea i just had; Generate a ton of AI videos of yourself doing crimes and spread them as far and wide as possible, to discredit any future videos taken of you actually doing crimes.

My cat is an asshole.

PLA radar tubes are kinda baller, actually.

when i order delivery I don't tip a percentage. It's delivery, it's the same drive no matter how much my food cost. Instead I tip between 10 and 20 bucks.

Die at the regular time.

make a bond movie casual Eye

This goes kinda hard as a PFP ngl.

I don't know how this happened, but thank you.

I know how to chip the names off the slab.

Moot of a Moot told me i should die because i like cars lmfao. @feenavan2099.bsky.social your girl not doing so hot.

Who's the girl holding his wife?

My favorite genre of YouTube video is old white sport fisherman getting tilted at guys snagging for dinner. Yeah dude he’s not being sporting, he’s being hungry and trying to get fish efficiently lmfao.

Mississippi Queen is kind of a dogshit song.

I have non folding glasses. I very deliberately show them to be not folded when I hand them to people. Without fail they’ll try fold them and blow the lenses across the room. I could warn them but if someone handed me their glasses and they were open I wouldn’t go folding them so I assume the same

Binary gender is a disability; noted.

Do better, bitch.

I would posit that gravy on Mac n cheese slaps, actually.

@buffplankchest.bsky.social Costelbro how it goes fam?

People who do not live in a country do not get to dictate the domestic policy of that country. Hope this helps.

Five Hundred Gyoza.

Motherfuckers be out here like hey guys I have to pick one thing to take off my Thanksgiving list. It’s either gonna be rolls, potatoes, stuffing, or the gently braised human face. And then people be like “yo get rid of the rolls I can’t live without braised face.”

Really wish I didn't have to explain basic funding theory just because people insist Finn is somehow getting rich off this.

I'm convinced that half you fuckers genuinely believe that trans healthcare begins and ends with HRT.

When a bill collector calls me with an accent so thick that I can't make out who they're calling from, it becomes a rapidly self solving problem.

I wonder if Trump's been sucking off Saudi Clown Prince Mohammad Bin Semen as well.

be wary of any content hosting site that forbids AI generated content there's a non zero chance they're using anti-AI sentiment to generate clean datasets for AI training They're just abusing your dislike for their real product to make you help them improve it.

I hate elon as much as the next guy but can you explain to me how a gulfstream falcon can turn the 500 gallons of fuel it burns per hour into 5 tons of gas? where's the extra mass coming from?

I'm trying to bait a lawyer into waxing poetic about the economic utility of a blowjob. wish me luck.

I’m in East London, so I can only hear “mate I got bear spray” as “my good man, I’m in possession of a great deal of spray”

"everyone can tell what it used to be" "yeah, sure, but try ordering a pizza--oh wait."

Depends on how good his christopher dorner impression is.

looks like Whiteseid cracked the Anti-Chin Equation.

On reflection, it’s a job I’d do for fucking free

People say "what's your dream job" and like, bitch i don't dream of labor. Like, i'd fucking love to be an astronaut but not because it's a career but because space is fucking awesome.

they keep showing people their guns and eventually people are gonna show them their own guns.

keith urban looks like someone drew billy ray cyrus from memory

rockets georg is an outlier and should not have been counted.

Which transgirl drew the straw to fuck the pumpkin this year?

Here are some presidents who also were artists; George W. Bush

'Promotion to customer' is a really funny euphemism because i would never shop at a store that fired me.

UPDATE!~ It was yet another fucking Kar98. Two high profile shootings in 15 days both used the same fucking esoteric ancient gun. ....can anyone else smell carp?

I like BB61 more than I like BB63 and I'm not afraid to say it.

Am I to believe that this guy shot at the ICE prisoners with a fucking 1903 Springfield?

FBI released this image of the alleged bullets in the shooting at the ICE facility this morning in Dallas.

Nazi was originally a slur. They reclaimed it, apparently.

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

The opposite of Size Queen is Short King.

Touch grass? Shoot grass.

I think I'm gonna be fine, actually.