I feel like the Supreme Court is a place to be pedantic: The Division is asking to call Dan Sullivan a nonpartisan? Was he ever registered nonpartisan? We have both U and N, I believe he was AKIP, then U and never an N? alaskapublic.org/news/politic...

"You gunna lose your shorts?"

Kaufman asking whether this is a change summary or a sectional. There is no sectional, because they didn't have time(?!) Really horrible pitching from Ecklund here. Very little cohesion, lots of bopping around. Painter has cleaned up more in his opening minute than Pete knocked down in 15.

This is what HR says when mgmt forgets the dude in pajamas skipping meetings is a contractor and they still schedule the big group. Pajama Pete aint going to the meeting. I promise.

One of my cartoons for Monday's Metro

My Grandmother emigrated from Loch Lomond, Scotland to Port Chester, New York. In the week since her passing, The Knicks are world champs, and the Scots are marching on Fenway by the thousands after winning a World Cup game.

Name the number 1 occupation of political donors over the previous ten years.

Reading the anthropic update...

Eastman in 33rd. Knicks in Five. #akleg

Being fair to Dan², 2nd week of March is when voter roll maintenance is conducted and the AKIP was disbanded. Those people become undeclareds if they didn't proactive change party. But then deadline for PFD (and auto voter reg stuff) is 2wks later.

Instead of allowing a joint effort of scientists to monitor and eradicate screwworm systematically... We're apparently modifying MQ9s or something else (?!) 'rapidly' to run custom YOLOs? and then what? Are we air-dropping freedom to infected cattle? what's the plan?

Good.

I like the shot clock in basketball, they should have that for work zoom meetings

The Press Release reads like they wrote the bill (they did). Shouts to Elexie for drinking on the job tho, we're all so proud.

Built an application that watches CBJ Assembly hearings and logs every time someone on the dais uses a cellphone. I can also highlight specific individuals via RegionOfInterest mapping.

My ideas are worthy of upending the status quo, as long as we do so before 11pm.

Vetoed the sweep in response. 🗽🚮

Got my tilling and seeding in before the rains.

A lot of y'all owe this man your whole sense of humour; go drop a dollar: www.gofundme.com/f/back-our-s...

Haida was a jeopardy answer tonight!

The candidate for U.S. Senate against Dan Sullivan, Dan Sullivan, is now a registered Republican per the AK Division of Elections. #akleg

Ayy!

Fun fact: If you look at my screenshot of 2024 voter rolls of Dan Sullivans, you will see a HD02 registration under "A" party. That one has the same addy as the candidate. New candidate is an AKIP'er. 🤠

We have five levels deeper to achieve peak Dan Sullivan this race. (look from 2024 rolls cause I'm lazy). #akleg

This Op-ed for the Alaska Bar Rag written by former AG Havelock during the opening of the Zobel cases and consideration of Alaska's revenue and tax base are an interesting look into the time capsule. #akleg alaskabar.org/wp-content/u...

A 2nd Dan Sullivan entering the Senate race while Walker enters the Gov race w/ Hoffbeck. We should welcome the gadflies.

you can install syntheizers/sequencers/drum machines in your starship in No Man's Sky and just make beats in outer space in VR.

In Trump's America, no one has legs?

W-NOMINATE isn't working well for the 34th. The lack of crossover voting on nonbudget bills is collapsing it (I think). I'm now trying to bin and weight votes by Category and try Delaunay triangles on that weighted PCA ideal space. #akleg

Some of that analysis I do that no one understands (Weighted Three Step Nominal Estimation) wasn't working as expected on the 34th legislature last year. After running some Single Value Decomp against all votes last night, I think I figured it out. Got some fun work this weekend. #akleg

My lineal ascendant agreed when he wrote extensively on it in his Große Kirchenordnung in 1559... If we're just rehashing the reformation before Sine Die, I really enjoy the early discourse on the ubiquity of Christ and Brenz's retorts feel very Will Muldoon-esque.

From ~4 years ago. #akleg

You can drive a Chevy 350 to a CNA at a gas station to get Kratom and spice and pay in Bitcoin without fear. #akleg

Sisyphean ass government. #akleg

I was with this until he said PFD and not CBR.

Since it's not on the call of the session...what if we got a little silly for exactly thirty hours, for science?

Mike Prax says he knows people don't update their registration because he's been going door-to-door, figuring it out. I updated my info before I went to bed the first night. But unfortunately have not had Mike Prax scurrying in my yard this spring yet. #akleg

RIP SB174. lmao.

The legislature is extolling the benefits of the unfunded mandate on civics education in public schools, 12 hours after unsuccessfully using a Defined Benefit plan for teachers as leverage to build the pipeline. There's been multiple jokes about this week's proceedings. These people are disgusting.

Transactions require 2 parties... Maybe next time don't enter into an agreement contingent on a must pass on the penultimate? I thought she was good at this shit?

Hell yeah.

They're saying the majority leader has to check with the lobbyists during at-ease and relay back, and then the minority leader immediately states support/opposition. Then they had a pinky promise hand-written amendment pass unanimously while awaiting to see if pensions are still in play. #akleg

Me watching the amendment-palooza on the House floor for the gas line bill in #akleg:

Sara Hannan? The former teacher and WWII Historian?

Never mind what you normally would do. Just cough up your buck like everybody else.