the powers that be dont want you to know how easy it is to bite off your pinky finger. they dont want you to know how easy it is to twist a mans head around backwards

what are you doing designing a website where i cant right click to copy/paste. who the fuck do you think you are

Dude, what the FUCK is going on in this Netflix OJ Simpson docuseries?

this platform will never amount to anything if you people don't stop calling the posts skeets

my girlfriend calls my penis "the wrecking ball" because only the tip gets hard and it hurts really bad when it hits her

sucking in air luntil my lung pops on purpose to use up my canadian health care before the facists take it away

i have a serious question about my ass. please dm me if you are qlaified to look at a picture of my ass. thank you

when i was a kid i was always offering to kill my dad for favors from the rich. not because i wanted to but because i knew they liked that sort of thing

its fucked up the way we treat bugs in this country

i hate seeing a guys face on a youtube thumbnail. especially if hes got an expression

personally i like it when my platforms at least try to do everything