“How many senators have showed up drunk to vote at night?” “Don’t tell me you haven’t seen it, because I know you have” -Sen. Markwayne Mullin, R-Okla., Drunk, sober, no difference. These officials seem to be terrible specimens of leadership.

Trump elevated two people who he resents and paired them off to fight for his approval. Elon and Vivek will now compete each other to see who can lay off the most American workers per day. Head count is the only DOGE metric of success. Help identify each personality disorder in that chode bowl.

man looks to neighbors abroad to shore up popularity, wields common enemy intimacy with his little stubby finger

Why trust professionals when there’s plenty of newspapers to find what you’re looking for

There are those exceptional at one thing Mistaking their talent invitation to speak on all things.

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We’re all gonna die of windmill cancer, aren’t we