WHERE WAS ROSA’S SCREEN TIME

I TIRE OF YOUR FRIENDSLOP, MARIO. GO TO THE MINES!! GO TO THE MARIO WONDER MINES!!! BRING ME WONDER SEEDS!!!!!!

gonna go kidnap the princess I’ll post the pics after

my daughter turned herself into a fucking fish, Mario. I’ll be back.

[ moves and makes a creaking noise ]

what kind of plumkber is this? this is th EPIECE OF FUCK SHIT WORTHLESS FUCK plumber

dear donkey kong: holy SHIT dude what did you do the econony is FUCKED yours, king bowser koopa the first

dude, why has rosalina showed up to this race in deadass the prettiest shit i've seen. chill the shell down bro this is a DIRTY RACE it's not that serious

𝗛𝗲𝘆.

ahh… what a dolorful day…

alright so after i got absolutely SMACKED in that friken... capture tournament, i went back to the drawin' board. no more letting KAMEK tell ME what to do... i gotta do this the RIGHT WAY. THE BOWSER way. don't worry little podoboo i believe in you

Mario is getting OLD! this is the SECOND TIME he’s completely misunderstood a post!

WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR ECONOMY!! WHY ARE RED COINS LIKE THIS

@zokket.bsky.social clanker

[ completely unflinching as the brick shatters into a million pieces against his forehead ] that was a toad you asshole

[ has been staring at this post for 23 days trying to come up with a retort ] Fuck

It was too much of a pain to stop, so, I changed roads... #VOCALOIDRP #MVRP, written by #ᴘᴏɴᴄʜᴏ ...And pretended I was going the wrong way from the start. 🥖

hubba hubba... a WOMAN!* *king bowser koopa does not condone people being creeps or weird about the opposite gender specifically

(( I love people who reply through shadowposting!!!! I love somebody who likes a post and then writes a reply to it on the timeline instead of using the comment function or quote tweeting !!! I LOVE NOT SEEING THINGS OR KNOWINF WHAT’S GOING ON!!!

i just got killed by ness dont hit me up

(( oh yeah i also wanted to write dk so let keee

ARE YOU GOONING…? #MVRP, written by kyo

@spacestandart.bsky.social just in case you forgot. my kids are better than YOUR kids at soccer

Everything stays, but it still changes... #MARIORP #MVRP, written by #ᴘᴏɴᴄʜᴏ Ever so slightly, daily and nightly... in little ways, when everything stays.

TEMP PIN written by kyo, #mvrp slash #mariorp. hi gabby

(( i GOTTA get king boo back

Well well well…. If it isn’t the blowjob brothers…!

(( @octavo.femboy.gg hey how fucking much was this custom domain by the way

Your heart... is leading you, moving you, wanting you... #SONICRP #MVRP, written by #ᴘᴏɴᴄʜᴏ ...Follow it, just fly away! 💫

Come fight petey piranha in ice world, boy. Let's See How Well You Do

[ sitting at a desk, that has a nameplate that says 'CEO of national tragedies' ]

Ninji Boy can lower the block? Damn, I better keep my ass in world 8-🏯… OR I’M FINISHED!

(( (lrts) the family is All Here ..

⠀ ⎡ ⠀ you may have⠀⎤ ⠀ ⠀ heard of me. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀i am known ⎣ ⠀ ⠀as KAMEK! ⠀ ⎦ ⠀

⠀ ⎡⠀⠀the koopa kid rules⠀⠀⎤ ⠀⠀⠀ and mario DROOLS! ⠀and the koopa prince gon’ ⎣⠀⠀ BRING THE PAIN! ⠀ ⎦ ⠀ ⠀

(( just found my least favorite mario character ever dhmu

bounce on it for 8 red coins

True

@legendaryaegis.bsky.social listen. I need you to do your famous aegis move. It’s very important

(( I need bowser jr. to bring back the bully saga

Alright, stop YAPPING about Herobrine already and help me push! What’re you guys, FRIENDLIEST?! We got one minute left on the clock!

back in my lair, once more. you bet I didn’t have one of these, did ya? observe my rig. Six different monitors? Effervescent. I can play Nintendo switch AND PC at the same time. You see the upper left one? THAT’S the iggy cam. Can’t leave that guy unsupervised.

⠀ ⎡⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀WAKE UP!⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⎤ ⠀⠀⠀⠀MISS TOADSTOOL, ⠀it is i your one and only king; ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ BOWSER KOOPA. ⠀⠀i'm a turtle as you've seen, ⠀a little slow and a little green, ⠀ ⠀but I'm the whole, i'd say, ⎣⠀⠀⠀ SUPER DOOPA.⠀⠀⠀ ⎦ ⠀