Dad's POV when you sneak into his room because you can't sleep

Dad's waitin' on that tongue

Oh man, a percentage of Seattle nerds will be hiding in Oregon and miss me returning to dog mode at the furry night, what a loss for them

Dad wants you to tell him if this smells funny

Such beauty

Should only be like, two weeks until I can start the rollout of dogme 2.0, and local people will remember I exist

Hey y'all. It's high time I get out of dodge, and I need your help to do it. Texas has become a hot bed for anti-trans legislation and it is no longer safe for me and my wife to live here. Please spread the word and donate if you can. gofund.me/803610dfa linktr.ee/bageltiger

I should be annoyed that my dumb fingers can't hold the slippery wet phone, but I think it just adds to the fat dad vibes actually.

You can look at your dad's tummy a little, as a treat

I've been told I've come home with such strong fat dad energy, and that's kinda hot

Forced to get off boat and become an adult again. I'm very horny who wants some dick?

It's my last day of not being a productive member of society, life is so mean

Small creature isn't big enough to order anything else from the bar

He just keeps asking me for mai tais

The showers are nice here

He's always acting so extra

Pandcake

Hella early tomorrow morning I got a flight out and then I'm on a cruise for a bit so communication on here and in general will be pretty light.

I still exist, I swear. Just been a bit disconnected from the furryness. I'll be back and better than ever.

My new child is so so perfect

Show hole

Whisper to me if you want me to rub and suck on parts of you, tbh

Last weekend at the con; everyone can vibe with that moment you take a lazy picture of your crotch to show everyone your starus

My backpack somehow did not make it to America despite me and my friend seeing me put it in their car so I'm pretty full of depression on account of likely being out of a lot of furryness and gear

Some of y'all should let me recreate this at the con over the weekend

Your dad dog is up making a mess again

This jock on the yoga mat never fails to amuse me

I take so many dick pics that's always this angle but you don't understand the fat boner never lets me out of bed

Hey, Dad needs your help with something

Thank you so much sleepy time brain for supplying me all those nightmares every time I fell asleep last night. They were really fun and great thanks.

Enslaved to the bird for one year

Who's coming up to VF that's gonna get slobbered on by yours truly

Free furry sex tape title for y'all: Creature Cumfarts

Reviews from those who watched me open my @bearandbeagle.store order include "Dear God," and "That's a bit much"

Sleepy but horny. Slorny?

At least one of us is awake

Forced to go back to work after being a little dork all weekend.

There better have been a furry room party gangbang titled 28 Gays Later

Gonna need you to clean this up

Play with meeeeee

Why yes, I did only get it because of a picture of a fox on the package

The "I say we let him go," gag from Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, but it's vore coded

Free Fursona Idea: Avian that likes to fuck women while their husbands watch, who is named Cuck Cuck Goose

God be like: You're gonna be able to cum so fucking much but you'll have to take pills that make it harder to get off, have fun

Free tumby shot

I'm still alive, drinking that Pikachu drink

We did it, my zero followers who follow Seattle based sportsball

After the holidays I'm gonna lewd on so many of you, thank you for being all patient during foxy stress central

Angry post Vore Con tweets about how they didn't get invited to any parties or hang out with anyone, so now they have to buy a flight home

Hey Bub