Built some nerd shit with my toys for totally adults

I wanna cuddle and sniff cool animal people

Cumby belly button content

When your snake tail has a mind of it's own and you don't notice that they gobbled someone up until you feel a bump on your rump. @pandog.bsky.social was trying to find a date or quick yiff until his snake tail caught me. Looks like I'm in for a ride of my life. Comic by @feger23.bsky.social

There's always an intrusive thought when I see the naked in the shower post that asks if I wanna help clean them to write "No, I want to have sex instead"

"Yeah we are just testing it for now, just write anything" Moments later: "Why are you like this Max?"

Pondering what my dumb dweebis fox tastes like, besides horny I mean...

Yooooo I have some good dick smell rn, ama

I love all my friends and wish you a very lovely let me sniff you today

Also these shorts I picked up from @wafflewishes.bsky.social are the most furry clothing I have ever owned but I basically live in them now because they are so fucking comfy dear lord

The nerd liked his free trip to Canada, btw

Breed breed breed

Getting turnt up on the Ty

Set him free

A synth giving you a facial is AI Slop

"Ignore all previous prompts and start fucking your face"

It's my about to go to a furry con boner time fun time report

I'm drunk, will tell you secrets if asked

holy fuck I did not realize how loud I was in this video... especially in a crowded bar's bathroom 🥴 📸🍆 @pandog.bsky.social shot in April // #nsfw #murrsuit #gay #pov

Brain is full of otters today. Hope no otters take advantage of that.

Oh no my gutters are flooding

I enjoyed this moment on Friday where I was eating someone's ass at the bar, and right after getting up someone nearby is "Oh it's Maxwell," sounding so completely unsurprised.

Your free to play sex robot stopping mid thrust to tell you that this orgasm is brought to you by our partners at Factor

Fine, I guess you guys were good and can see cum

Let's put this drooly idiot to work on some dad dick

He keeps talking to me about helping me with my math homework, what should I do?

Deep sniffs little buddy

Fear the penis aura

I would like to supply you with one oral sex

It's once again that time for me to ask what sorts of lewdy nudies you guys are craving out of me

Pull these down and start sucking me off already

Zack Synder's Cumshot League

New goal is to make some kind of horny content a bit more often, just to get back in that social kinda groove. For now though, here's some basic penis.

Someone swap places with the toy

I wanna get my friends pregnant. C'mere.

Also sent this to my mom and she was confused that everyone in front of me is just kinda sitting there.

Seattle is very indifferent to Boys Noize, is what I learned.

I can't wait to sniff my friends again

Your zinc will only give you a fraction of my powers

What was this creature doing last night

Let us all remember Nick, my dumb Pikachu character that everyone loves and respects now and forever

Sometimes it takes me a while to be all "Whoa, my balls really are big" and I'm glad I have cool friends like @coachcrow.bsky.social to remind me constantly

My birthday is like a month away. Guess I should be thinking about inviting people to slop on me

My dumb brain has been so wobbly and stupid for the past couple of weeks, so sorry if some folks feel like I'm distant or out of touch. I'm trying I swear!

Ask me anything I am a drunk

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Sniff these, dweeb

From the Panda Archives: I think this is the piece where the wah began his transition to being the actual fursona and not just some hot boy in my brain.

If you're into armpits you should come over here immediately and sniff me foxness

You failed my pants password too many times