tumblr post about how problematic elves with short ears are, comparing them to pugs with small snouts

the curse has afflicted me once again...

Just a headsup, I will we at a convention this weekend. I will be back by monday the soonest. also i will definitely be posting random stuff from the con.

kinda fucked up that the government can just force you to be married to someone

i could never haunt the narrative in the source code of a game. you'd inspect element and see my dialogue and its just shit like "why tf is it so dark in here" "oh nooo~ i hope some sort of shadow creature doesnt show up~" "if they took me out on a date to carls jr i'd be helpless~"

i promise to only use my adobe illustrator skills for stealing the artwork off of weird shirts i see in tv shows

me: *summons celestial* hey what the fuck is wrong with her celestial:

our GM COMMITTED THE WARCRIME TONIGHT FELLAS

DM: whats louie doing during this round of the tournament? Me: well... if you take a look... DM: look where?- GOD DAMN IT Raylah: pilfering from the charcuterie board

Me: well... its cursed, BUT it gives me a free 9th level spellslot.... Micah: yeah you can use the one ring a little bit, its fine

its true that you dont choose to be trans, but at the same time you do have to choose to transition

what if it was pronounced vase-line instead of vass-ah-lean

illegal lego building techniques are illegal lego building techniques actually a federal crime? lego building techniques that will get me arrested lego building techniques that will get the cops called on me lego-based lawyers

Some of the art for @pizzamafiaart.bsky.social

honestly the MHA artstyle is pretty damn good, but its... so ANNOYING TO REPLICATE

what do you mean its pronounced "ra-moon-ay" i thought it was pronounced "ra-moon"

fujoing out is an important part of one's mental development

i think alecto would continue to eat shellfish despite nearly dying every time. he just believes that everyone is willing to suffer for what they love

Zep: we can eat the dead turtle with our new friend, the giant crab! Me: yum! i love seafood! :) Zep: WAIT THATS RIGHT, YOUR CHARACTER IS ALLERGIC TO SHELLFISH

ALL MY HOMIES LOVE MR. CRAWLING!!! BEST LANGUAGE TEACHER ON THIS SIDE OF THE VEIL!! #homicipher

i have a #silksong question, dont tell me the answer if its a spoiler please

started playing homicipher. really enjoying it so far! the language learning mechanic is cool, and so are the scary boys. i like how you're able to input your own definitions for words. it gives you a lot of space to figure things out.

words that are sexy: -Coagulate -Congeal -Avulsion

funny wes i drew earlier today for @veggieblt.bsky.social's FAITH stream

replaced the bandages in my hands with a lighter gauze. mostly because the tape kept peeling off from sweat. but heres a general idea of where my hands got hurt. the blue areas had active bleeding, while the ligher blue area is lighter scrapes

I UNDERSTAND WHY MY DAD NEVER SPOKE ON HIS TIME AS AN EXORCIST (not a joke) IF IT WAS ANYTHING LIKE THIS. Finishing up FAITH: The Unholy Trinity with chapter III tonight! Live with @fivetail.bsky.social! www.twitch.tv/veggiebltail

i tripped on my own flip flops today and scraped my hands really nasty on the concrete when i fell. it hurts a lot 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

My dad was, no joke, an actual exorcist who left the priesthood during Vatican II so it's kind of fated I had to play FAITH eventually, and the entire Unholy Trinity at that! LONGERWEEN CONTINUES! Live with @fivetail.bsky.sociall Reactive art by @pizzamafiaart.bsky.social www.twitch.tv/veggiebltail

this is why i shouldnt have taken a class all about illustrator, im literally making an amalgamation of 3 different cassette tape players i have, and it looks legit good. AND i didnt even go to class on monday cause of my dental appt. i should be behind but instead im kicking ass

what am i excited for? I'M EXCITED TO SEE @veggieblt.bsky.social PLAY FAITH: THE UNHOLY TRINITY TOMORROW! (i even made reactives of veg, five, seigi, wes, and tide!)

minority groups that are sus: -unicycle owners -people who have never been on a plane before -anybody who bought a psvita

todays dnd session: i didnt want to do another battle, so i just walled in two priestesses of umberlee

dentist, trying to be lighthearted: oh did your crown break from eating all that halloween candy? lol me: no, i was eating homemade pizza ;w; dentist: no!!!! D: me: at first i thought it was just a very hard piece of crust..... ;w;

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVORITE FICTIONAL MENACE!!!!!!!!

ive spent years ignoring the create mod because i felt it would be too complicated. i have seen the light

practicing drawing on my recycled paper. its kinda lumpy, and sucks to write on. but thats part of its charm

yknow, i dont think everyone knows my tooth curse story. i think i should tell it

the curse has affected me once again

i think one of the best things you can do to understand me as a person, is to watch beakmans world. i think that would inform you a lot about who i am as a person.

oooooh homemade paper is looking SO GOOD rn. its MUCH thinner than i thought it was going to be. water makes the pulp expand a lot, which makes the paper look much thicker before its dried out. its also much lighter than i thought it would be! it was a much darker grey when i first made em.

seeing SCREAM in the theatre! can you believe that the skittle squad here haant seen it? they dont even know the twist!!!

its always a beautiful day when i get to commission someone. its like putting a cheesecake in the oven and then sitting infront of it because i am frothing at the mouth for art of my dnd characters

Burn your own wizard today! And leave a review so more people can AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 👇👇👇 store.steampowered.com/app/1924400/...

im at step 2 of recycling paper into new paper, and oh my god i have so much scrap paper, i never even realized. actually i probably have less than i think because i also have like, 8 newspapers in there as well.

Project from my Graphic Design class! Had to design signs for a zoo and I decided I HAD to make one be for salamanders. Love those little guys. Anyways, had fun, everyone in class is mad at me because of how good they look.

still thinking about the best, worst, and funniest cards for Louie to pull from a deck of many things

🫧🤍 Boosting for visibility. I'm wrapping up my cm batch going into next week and need to supplement my income since I fell so behind with my work and have been unable to take additional work while catching up. Interactions are much appreciated! #adoptables | #clowns | #artcommissions | #art

the beautiful thing about psoriasis is that its got me moisturizing my eyebrows

my fangamer merch arrived!!!! i love it! got the Ib deskmat, sing my deltarune one is getting a bit grody. the apron is amazing! its made of an actual canvas material, real high quality!

"how do they make sure this character doesnt cheat during tests?" scotch tape the psychic eyes closed. removing the tape is an automatic failure.