Because it’s not getting reported on enough: Muslim fruit shop owner Ahmed al Ahmed, father of two, was the hero who bravely tackled one of the Bondi Beach shooters and took away his gun. He saved lives during a major terror attack. Say his name, and honor the lives of the victims of the shooters

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So that dementia Don can find his way.

Smiley: We know there will be misinformation available online. Please, when it comes to official updates, go to the city of Providence's social media channels… so you know you are getting an accurate and official update.

Beware misinformation online.

Help report this account please. bsky.app/profile/isup...

Hegseth Seizes Scottish Tanker Carrying Whiskey open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

i asked chat gpt to fact check an article for me

President van Winkle didn't even wait for someone to put it on him; he just snatched it up and did it himself.

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Absolutely NO LIES TOLD...

Use it and spread it like it’s hot please

CALL. THEM. OUT.

can’t believe Jared Kushner was unable to negotiate a meaningful and just peace with Putin

PRO TIP: If you're going to lash out at reporters for questioning your stamina, don't fall asleep mid-rant.

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Accept people for who they are and mind your own business. If you have an issue it’s on you.

BREAKING: We've got a new Motion to Dismiss the indictment from Jim Comey's team - for violationss of the Fifth Amendment, Rule 6, and Grand Jury violations. www.courtlistener.com/docket/71459...

JUST SAYIN'...

#StandWithUkraine Ukrainians truly need this right now — even if as a sign of solidarity. And constant, stubborn solidarity goes a long way.

How could Lindsey Halligan have known she was supposed to show Comey’s indictment to the whole grand jury? They didn’t show that part on "Suits"

🚨BREAKING: Federal prosecutors admitted Wednesday that the grand jury handling the criminal case against former FBI Director James Comey never reviewed or voted on the final indictment used to charge him — a virtually unprecedented revelation that could topple the entire case.

Here we go. Out of the gates, Chief Judge Boasberg says a factual inquiry is in order on whether to make criminal referral. Witnesses under oath - to find out who gave orders to defy court ruling barring sending people to El Salvador. "Justice requires me to move promptly."

The sight of Mohammed bin Salman sitting in the Oval Office should make all Americans want to vomit. It sure does for me.

Phhhhhhh c’mon guys relax why you actin’ so damn cold

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I want to take a moment to thank the entire Elias Law Group team who worked on the Texas redistricting case as well as our fearless clients. The thirteen Black and Latino voters we represented stood up to challenge Texas's unprecedented mid-decade redistricting. We all ow them a debt of gratitude.

Do not be fooled by Trump’s sudden call for a House vote on the #Epstein/Trump files. They could delay sending to Senate. Thune could refuse to hold a vote. Trump could refuse to sign. Or they’ll claim they can’t release bcz of “the ongoing investigations” for which he called the other day.

Repost this everywhere you’re active on social media. Send to your friends and family who aren’t.

Powerful.

Are TACO shells included?

I think at this point you have to think invading Greenland is back on the table.

Trump Orders ICE to Arrest 67,000 NFL Fans Who Booed Him www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-orde...

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‘We’ll be right back with more Who Gives a Shit after this’

Social studies

Can't top this one I got in a text

White House Dementia Care Unit Helpfully Labels Oval Office With Giant, Comforting Gold Letters www.wonkette.com/p/white-hous...

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