"Donald Trump’s reputation and political career were built on his dealmaking prowess, yet the president keeps demonstrating that he is a terrible negotiator..." www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...

This New Yorker cartoon is accurate but a gut punch.

So once applications open for the $1.7B slush fund, we're all going to apply and break their portal, right?

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The golden age of corruption.

Patel Hopes to Look Sober by Scheduling Joint Appearance With Hegseth open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

Trump Claims Pope’s Election was Rigged open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

Obama Offers to Help Trump Craft Nuclear Deal with Iran open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

when you next go to get gasoline remember there is no oil shortage. The prices are going up because there's an imminent oil shortage. Just wait.

BREAKING: China Defies The US Announced Blockade On The Strait Of Hormuz “We expect others not to interfere in our affairs. Iran controls the Strait of Hormuz, and has opened it to us”

No doctor dresses like that...

Notice how the most celebrated and successful space mission in *decades* was run by at least 50% “DEI hires”—not all white men? And not even all Americans. Maybe diversity *is* strength . . .

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Rumors are circulating that, tomorrow, Melania will give her speech again. This time...in English.

WHITE HOUSE STATEMENT: "Pam Bondi regrets that she must leave her position as US Attorney General for her new, very urgent duties as a fill-in receptionist at The Shield of the Americas, where she will help very important Kristi Noem complete many complex, urgent jigsaw puzzles."

Class-action suit against FBI and justice department alleges agents were wrongfully terminated for investigating Trump

14th Amendment (1868): “All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside.” Seems pretty clear to me.

Please don't give him the ratings to bother watching. They'll be plenty of information shared afterwards.

Dems need to be on every news channel saying this. Everyday. All day.

So this seems bad and also illegal. Too bad we don't have a justice department willing to prosecute blatant corruption. 1/3

Trump Says Intelligence Played No Role in His Decision to Start War open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

Jonathan Turley is just Mike Lindell with tenure.

Trump Sends Stephen Miller to Strait of Hormuz: ‘No One Clears a Place out Faster Than Him’ open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.- Clarence Darrow

Technically oxymoron, but just moron works too.

Never stop talking about the Epstein Files. Never stop talking about the Epstein Files. Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.

Eric Trump Calls Ayatollah’s Son an Incompetent Moron who Only Got Position Through Nepotism open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

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I guess we now know why Saudi Arabia and Qatar, Iran's two biggest regional rivals, bribed Trump and his family with a 747 jet, golf development deals, and billions of dollars of investments.

Can't He has inherited bone spurs.

If you think BIRTH CONTROL pills are “a disrespect of life,” and can’t just say birth control is safe and effective for the overwhelming majority of women with your whole chest, you should NOT be America’s top doctor. I'm voting NO on Casey Means for Surgeon General.

After Redactions Trump’s State of the Union to be Seventeen Seconds Long open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

Reminder: Guess who was Florida's Attorney General from 2011 to 2019 while Epstein was running his sex ring? Pam Bondi! This is nothing new for Pam Bondi - she's been ignoring Epstein's crimes for 15 years. #TrumpEpsteinCoverUp

I would like to replace our Secretary of Defense please 🇺🇸

Congress will vote to lower the age to prosecute minors as adults from 16 down to 14 in DC. Let me get this straight: Congress wants to prosecute 14 yr. olds as adults, but they don’t want to prosecute adults who sexually abuse 14 year olds? Release the Epstein files.

The interview Brendan Carr prohibited Stephen Colbert from airing last night. It would be a shame if this was shared with the Blue Sky-verse. I'm sure Brendan Carr would hate that. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiTJ...

Good grief. Everyone knows they were just friends.

Can you believe this BS? www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvHh...

Great take by Anne Applebaum on the Witkoff/Kushner negotiations with Russia and would a possible outcome could be. Video: GPS on CNN

Sure, child sex trafficking is bad. But did you know the Dow is doing well?

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Jamie Raskin said he reviewed an email sent from Epstein to co-conspirator Ghislaine Maxwell that was a forwarded conversation between Epstein’s lawyers and lawyers for Donald Trump. The DOJ (illegally) redacted Trump's name in the public files. What else are they hiding?

Virginia did NOT start this, but we are going to finish it. We must to TURN OUT AND VOTE YES for our Redistricting Amendment on Tuesday, April 21. #virginia #vote #redistricting

Tom Homan Demands ICE Agents Return Their Signing Bonuses to Him in Paper Bag open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

If you could handle the truth....this idiot wouldn't be so called leader

White people are putting Mexican flag stickers on their cars to get pulled over and waste ICE's time. They call it "ICE fishing."