And yet, folks are shitting the bed because Love hasn't thrown 50 TDs and Parsons doesn't have 20 sacks already (although, that one loss was incredibly frustrating!)

Is that what causes Autism? Or cures it? I can't keep up.

No 'potentially' about it. Looked gruesome. Such a shame, what a player he is

I thought our o-line looked a bit ropey in that first possession, but by Christ, that Bengals line is going to get Joe Flacco killed 😮 #GoPackGo

Red River Rivalry and a couple of beers on the sofa tonight... That'll do for me!

Florian Thauvin scored for France tonight. Tonight, in October 2025.... #NUFC

Well done the board - shame for Darren, but it obviously hasn't worked, in fact, it's been disastrous tbf. Given it a couple of months, no sign of improvement in performance or results and now we have a quiet few weeks to get someone in. Goes without saying that the next appointment is critical!

I know Bruno got MOTM (and he had a very good game), but Christ, Sandro is some player, isn't he? Genuinely think he's the best #NUFC midfielder I've seen in my lifetime

This thread has potential...

Well that couldn't have gone any better! #NUFC

Howay then, into these lot! #NUFC

Are pissed up American golf bros the worst people on Earth? They might well be....

What a shit way to end the weekend #Packers

When I grow up, I want to be Daniel Ståhl. What a man. King of the 6th round dramatics.

Amy Hunt!!! Incredible

Moved into uni digs 20 years ago today. Can remember being happy at hearing Michael Owen scored his first Newcastle goal on the radio while I was unpacking. How times change 😂

Get into them!!

Gutted about Ricky Hatton. Far too many men lost like that these days, such a shame. So many memories of growing up around watching his fights. The whole caper of convincing our local at uni to sell tickets for the Mayweather fight and the ensuing carnage on the night was unforgettable

A well rehearsed fire drill, a kick that would've been good from way further out and Dabo Swinney losing. Superb.

God bless college football

Haynes King and this Georgia Tech team are great fun to watch

FCUM at home earlier this week was approx. 26744663% better. That's the standards set for the rest of the season!

Ah shit 😕

Week one is finally here, Cam Skattebo is in the NFL, I got to watch a good bit of college ball yesterday and the Packers are back later. Decent!

𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗧𝗶𝗺𝗲 We snatch it at the death, goals from Luke Ellis and Ste Swinglehurst see us pick up our first victory of the season. #OurTownOurTeam #RootedInRed

No, that was you that didn't rate Ste Swinglehurst, not me! 😬 About bloody time. We need an experienced midfielder and forward and we can really build on this. Looking forward to Tuesday now!

Absolutely loving all the support for England in the women's RWC hanging from every other lamppost 👍🏻

I now have two kids in school. Where in the hell has time gone?!

Did my 5 yearly(ish) away day with Reds on Monday. 2-0 defeat down at Lancaster and it was absolutely bloody awful. Reminded me why I only usually do home games, I've never seen us win away from BP yet!

Oh, this would be a LOT of fun. Do it, Gutey!

Come and celebrate fantasy football mediocrity with me - fantasy.premierleague.com/leagues/auto...

August looking like October this morning

Although, what the hell is Starz? I barely ever watch live TV other than sport, is that something we get on Sky?

Jupiter's cock, the best character in Spartacus is getting his own prequel series! youtu.be/09l-Vwha48c?...

I have pretty much zero fashion sense and my main considerations are usually limited to 'is this top helping hiding my inflated kite while making it look like I still sometimes go to the gym?', but @dieworkwear.bsky.social has one of the most interesting accounts on all of social media

Out office on for the first proper break since Christmas. Thank fuck for that, been a slog recently!

Never in doubt that... 😬 #Lionesses

The EFL's Fit and Proper Person's Test is a joke. I think being able to sign your own name is enough to pass it. Hope Morecambe can be saved, hope Danny Grainger keeps his job.

Not a bad spot for an early morning run* *Waddle

Not sure I'll ever get bored of being able to walk up here with the kids after school

Happy Diana Ross Failing To Work The Goalkeeper Day to all who celebrate 🥳

32.6 for a 300m even without hurdles is some going 😂

Brilliant, funny and depressing in equal measures, as it is most weeks....

@channel4tv.bsky.social worth you relaunching Big Breakfast to sponsor Reds again.... I wonder what Chris Evans and Gabby Roslin are up to these days?

Is the @workingtonafc.bsky.social re-released Big Breakfast 90s kit the best new kit of the summer? workingtonafc.com/product/work... 100% yes 😍

Trying to be slightly less fat and out of shape. Could be worse places to be wobbling around and sweating my tits off!

I'm no massive tennis fan, but @bbc5live.bsky.social got me right into that final. Pleased for Coco Gauff, seems a proper decent person, as well as one hell of a player

That's incredible 🤯

Oh no, how will we cope with watching football without him looking for the camera to make sure his 100% honest and real reactions can be clipped for social media?

Champions League (after seriously testing my fucking heart this afternoon) and a trophy - a real, actual trophy won at Wembley - certainly the best season of my lifetime 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #NUFC