Who's pics caused this leakage? And why was there no one here to give it to?

Another hump day has come upon us. Hope you celebrate!

Happy Sunday. Yesterday was my birthday. I'm now 49 years old. The last year of my forties. It sucks getting older. Lol

I bet it forgot to post this tomorrow. So happy hump day in advance.

This morning....I had to beat it into submission. Happy FCF.

Happy FCF.

A rare backside view of me. Happy Hump Day!

I know it's Sunday, but let's call this late FCF.

Post a song from the year you turned 12. So, 1988? What better song is there? youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?...

A little FCF morning wood from California. I'm about an hour from Sacramento for the next few days.

A rare view of me. I rarely like how i look from behind. But, Happy Hump Day.

Happy tuesday! I took this picture a couple of weeks ago. Don't you just love hotel lighting sometimes?

Hotel lighting - I love it. Happy Thursday, y'all!

A story in 3 parts. This was yesterday.

Thanks Bluesky. Lol

This is proof I do go to the gym.

Hung out with a friend of mine yesterday at a place. Was fun. #iykyk

I did a thing today. Just a little touch-up. It's kind of subtle.

Unpopular opinion: "I'm into size contrasts" is just another way for bears to say that they have bought into gay attraction stereotypes. It's fat phobia.

I bought a new sweater yesterday at GAP. Came home and my dog climbed on my lap, and his claw snagged it, and it's already ruined. I got to wear it for about an hour and a half.

Happy hump day, everyone. Here is my saggy skined ass! This is the real result of weight loss after forty. lol.

Have some hotel hump day! One with my glasses and one without.

You know what they say about hotel bathroom lighting...

Instagram saw this first. But happy Hump Day!

Just my regularly scheduled rant: Stop using the term "A nice dick" to mean a big dick. The end.

Happy hump day everyone.

This morning was juicy.

Thanks, Instagram! You got me! I see dick on there all the time. I post a pic covered by an animated gif, and I can't send DMs for 3 days or go live for a year.

It's cold here, so a nice hot bath sounded nice.

Begging for people to like and comment on your pics and posts is not the Bluesky energy I'm here for. Blocked. 😂

Happy New Year's Eve from me and my little friend!

I swore off posting nudes a while back. But what the hey. I'll probably delete this soon. Happy New Year's Eve Eve.

Merry Christmas everybody!!! 🎅

Home alone bath on Christmas Eve. Love you all.

Hmm. So what y'all think? Lol.

Does anyone else follow Chilli the pug on Tiktok? I had to have a Derek t-shirt. He's my favorite internet animal! I'm so glad I got this as an early Christmas presents.

I know this is the wrong place to ask this, but how do you remove sex from being a part of every aspect of your life? Like I don't need to know every time my friends hook up. I don't want to constantly be around people looking for sex. I don't want to talk all the time about what I do.

It my butt or my arm? Whatever it is, it's my flesh. Lol

Went to a christmas party the other night. I dressed down but felt my colors were still on point.

Hello Friday.

This is the mentality that we don't need here. How about engaging, sharing, and making a community? We should be friends here, not just customers and potential money-making opportunities.

So Bluesky has turned into X. Between the female porn bots following and all of the onlyfans bros...

So, there really is no way to make this account private? Ugh

Shout out to all the average sized dick guys. You feel great. :3

This was last Friday. Thank God it's almost over!! 💙💙💙

Happy Saturday, y'all. My tits and I just wanted to say hi.

If you look like you have a 17 year old daughter, that rolls her eyes every time you speak, or if you look like you have been married for 27 years and your wife hasn't willingly touched your dick in at least half of that, you're my type, and I want to know what your cum tastes like.

I'm not calling anyone out, but if you're going to ask for DM nudes and you get them, be kind to the sender. Thank them, maybe comment something you like about it. Don't just thumbs up react to the pictures and not engage. Maybe they don't send nudes out regularly, and it was a big deal to send them

TFW your body dysmorphia won't let you by Large shirt, just because it says Large, and not Medium. Even though it fits and measures the same as a Medium in other brands.