"For the first time in 80 years, we have [AI generated concept art of] a new battleship"

Banger from the past. theonion.com/cat-clinging...

"You take that deal? I'd take that deal. Damn good deal."

Keep my wife's name out your mouth

What a beautiful movie. Thanks #FrightClub, and good night!

For being an ancient demon the Mazzik is pretty good with technology. Also, Yakov had better get moving if it's 4:30 already. #FrightClub

I'm seriously impressed by how much this movie is able to do with simple sets, good acting, and great use of lighting. #FrightClub

I only made it to a few watch parties with @manwithpez.bsky.social, but it didn't take long to realize he was a great guy. I wish I'd made time more often.

"Your agony will slake my hunger. Drinking deeply, I take what I need, yet leaving you alive. Your heart will beat on, a hollow drum, calling for our future feast."

GLHM is spot-on as usual. I'd add that the pretendependents are lying to themselves and most who cry 'mea culpa' are lying to you

Wald's Bomber strikes again. Most high-profile adult content producers are high-income, most producers overall are very low-income and care more about worker protections (for sex work and more generally)

this is one of the most psychotic things Trump has ever posted

Restaurant has the Bari Weiss/Erika Kirk interview on at least 7 tvs

When I saw Hereditary the mother of the family behind me looked just like Toni Colette. She must have realized this because she rushed to the lobby and hid and scared the crap out of her teenage kids as they exited

It's not going to win any awards, but maybe I don't suck at this quite as much as I thought.

Gothic III, painted in CSP using the brushes of Wes Gardner and Lane Brown. This is my tribute to and master study of the great George Ziel, pioneer of the gothic romance genre of book covers. Prints available here: www.inprnt.com/gallery/flin...

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That was a lot of fun, thanks #FrightClub! Merry Christmas to all and to all a 22% VAT

Question, were the elves frozen too or was there a wild population waiting for Santa's return? #FrightClub

Big hole, where is the rubble? #FrightClub

The dramatic "Plus 22% VAT" 🤣 #FrightClub

Chekov's Crates of High Explosives #FrightClub

Person, woman, man, camera, tv was more than 5 years ago

“Hardly anyone does this well on cognitive tests” yeah bro they only give them to people with dementia

Bottled my first batch of beer in about 9 years, feels good to get back to old hobbies

Incredible. 45% of Republicans support the government covering medical expenses but it jumps to 70% if you say it will exclude undocumented people

Of all the Christmas movies I've watched, that was definitely one of them. #FrightClub

The subtitles literally said [bells jingle] after that kick. #FrightClub

Not entirely sure I should have staked my mental health on this little asshole, but too late now

"In this country, it is good to kill an admiral from time to time, to encourage the others" Voltaire

I'm starting to suspect my "squirrel-proof bird feeder" is in fact a "squirrel feeder"

From the Barnard college newspaper in 1935:

A guy at the hockey game is flirting with his date using Shoresy quotes. It appears to be working

Movie pitch: a booktok-style Mafia romance, but there is a scene 2/3 of the way through where Joe Pesci is whacked in a corn field

Well the airlines are taking it seriously, even if the media isn't.

"But I am very poorly today & very stupid & I hate everybody & everything" Charles Darwin

Introduce yourself with five bands/artists you've seen multiple times: Flogging Molly Decemberists Ghost Taylor Swift (for free both times) Sarah Jarosz

As someone who is old for the Internet, but not yet in real life: It is going to take a long time to get as good as you want to be, but that time is going to pass either way. Do you want to be older and fulfilled or just older?

Surreal to watch ChatGPT fry a coworker's brain in real time

The animatronics in the Hall of Presidents are getting really realistic! Almost lifelike!

Until and unless I see proof otherwise, I'm convinced the father reported her to obtain custody

I'd go full meta and do the story of Kim Jong Il abducting Shin Sang-ok and Choi Eun-hee and forcing them to make movies

My contribution to book piracy discourse is that this is a very good book on piracy and that the general public underestimates how much people lied in the 17-19th centuries (presumably other times too)

I never tried this, but when I was in the dorms and the fire alarms would go off in the middle of the night, I'd run to a local donut shop and grab a few dozen donut holes to pass out and some crullers for breakfast just for me

Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love... Demented and hilarious, Kathleen Turner can do no wrong and Sam Watterson plays exasperated and bewildered to perfection.

"solution-shaped objects" is immediately going in my vocabulary

It's not quite Allied Mastercomputer, but I encountered a neural network named SADST this morning

when people are like "x media is good but the dialogue is overwrought" i'm like dude my favorite show is Hannibal where in the first episode one guy asks another guy "what do you see me as" and he responds "i think you are the mongoose i want under the house when the snakes slither by"