Throwing in the towel here, folks. I'll have to revisit this sometime, but tonight is not the night. Have a good time y'all #FrightClub

If anything happens to Tito, we riot. #FrightClub

Going to give it a while longer, but this might be too experimental for a Monday night for me. #FrightClub

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This is super cute but we all know the horse would have eaten that eagle chick, right?

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

Hopefully the vice president gets the chance to do some sightseeing while he is in Italy.

Obviously rooting for Team USA but the Finnish women's hockey jerseys are iconic

Sam is a sheepdog, Ralph is a wolf on the prowl. The flock is in danger, but maybe Ralph's appetite can be redirected... Bleated Rivalry

"as far apart geographically as any two combatants in history"

Today I am grateful that all of Clive Barker's monsters exist outside of any kind of Linnean taxonomy. Every monster is a one-of-one original. For the most part, they are all defined by their traumas which, in turn, are a consequence of their nature. Every beastie is a tragic hero of their own tale

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"Hopelessness is reasonable. But nothing of worth in my life came of reason. Not my love, not my art, not my heaven. So I am hopeful" -Clive Barker

I need someone in my life to watch The Testament of Ann Lee. Not being able to discuss it is killing me

Autist who joined a cult for the esoteric cosmogony but stayed because the robes are sensory-friendly

shit adds up at the bottom

This op-ed will presumably run right next to the article about the journalists being arrested last night

"We'll not be subsumed at our deaths. We'll be increased: to the size of creation. Magic's our means to that Revelation while we're still in our flesh."

About 2/3 of the way through Imajica and Maestro Sartrori is giving off William Nix vibes. I hope I'm wrong

Did I accidentally find a way to turn napkin-folding into edge play? Signs point to 'yes'

it is probably because they are responding to their earlier errors by taking positive action now, which helps defend their neighbors, rather than by retroactive reputation management in the Atlantic, which does not

is it too late to call Bryan Fuller's Hannibal "Eated Rivalry"

Spirit Halloween is the best gag so far #FrightClub

Occam's razor: agent is beating a man with his service weapon, it goes off, other agents open fire at the sound, gun is planted on the victim.

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

Inshallah, we will burn him soon

Kash Patel going to a big meeting of the intelligence chiefs in England and asking if they can go jet skiing instead of having a normal meeting is really doing a number on my ability to focus

At least William Cimillo had an empty bus!

"Have you tried opening an 'investigation' into the committee chair?"

Jack O'Connell really said "You thought Remmick was creepy? Watch this"

Sage doesn't know that the ring belonged to Diego's grandma. She just thinks he is a lunatic #FrightClub

Get engaged at breakfast, take molly with a stranger, and spend the night with her in a lake. Totally normal human things. #FrightClub

I just realized, we have Cinnamon, Sage and Diego is Vanilla #FrightClub

If we are mark’d to die, we are enow To do our country loss; and if to live, The fewer men, the greater share of honour. God’s will! I pray thee, wish not one man more.

The Académie Française today announced that French kinksters must use the term "maîtrise de la pisse" instead of the more widely-used Japanese loan word "omorashi".

Scott Adams won't see your jokes, but your friends who make the same "hurr, hurr, my boss is dumb" joke over and over for 34 years will.

On days like today I feel like a sin eater. Except instead of absolution, it's in the name of certainty. If I can just take in enough data, I can figure out how it will all go and then my loved ones will be safe. I'm fairly sure this is how it works and won't have negative consequences for me.

they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.

"That's fine. I'm not mad at you." Jesus fucking Christ

"Well, I — the way I look at it … ” is the closest Trump has come to admitting he is wrong in his entire life

Frey: So, they are already trying to spin this as an action of self-defense. Having seen the video of myself, I want to tell everybody directly: That is bullshit.

2026 Fuckery is hitting the ground running. My gut says this is an attempt to take out Maduro and some generals, but we will see

My sister is watching The Worst Witch and Clare Higgins is absolutely unrecognizable. From Julia Cotton to Miss Cackle

"I hope everyone pooped, we don't want to bring that crap into 2026" My mom, everybody

I suppose we can at least be glad he didn't say 'coronation'

Today is the Feast of the Holy Innocents, a good day to buy Feast of the Innocents if you haven't already.