They never warn you about the thin blurry line you toe while having both a choking kink and sleep apnea

Y'all have gotta start being kinder to retail workers y'all. Ive been thanked by multiple grocery store employees for being kind and pleasant twice in the last week, just for being chill over minor inconveniences. Jfc

"do you have protection?" "Yes I always have condoms with me." "No I mean a gun" ".....oh.....that's not really my kink but I'm open to trying new things."

I can't get married, my commitment will always be to the bit

Preemptively calling them the Coen Siblings

I'm pretty sure Wes Anderson has a smoking kink. And ngl it's kinda working

Watching a girl get self conscious about the miniscule amount of cum she produces after blasting fat ropes pre Hrt. So I put on a southern accent and say, "Sometimes, love just cums softly." I hope the 3 people who understand this joke are mad about it.

Rawrin and glompin on it in a god honoring way

While I understand that no piece of media is perfect and that getting a satisfying ending is difficult especially for TV shows. I sure do wish we could get complete stories that aren't cliffhangers on every episode and then a rush to close it out while never giving the audience a breather

Leomon is the Aslan of the digiworld

👩🏾 Black furry creatives? artists? musicians? 👨🏾‍🦱 Black furry writers, lyricists, poets? 🧕🏾 Black fursuit makers? craftmakers? 👵🏾 Black furries who wanna hype up other Black furries? Let's make a thread of some Black work 👇🏾 (Non-Black furries: boost work you like, but enjoy our greatness in silence 🤫)

Rent lowering cumshots

So genuine question cause apparently I'm the weird one among my friends. Do y'all just, leave your computers on all the time? I shut mine off whenever I'm not using it

It was the brat of times It was the wurst of times

Maybe 'tis time for a promo thread. Here's a thread of all my currently available books (on itch, for now). Please signal boost, and give them a QT if you've read them :) 🧵

Mime girl putting you in an invisible chastity cage and throwing the equally invisible key onto the table

Reads a 6k story about girls giving each other head just to stay hard. "Yeah I guess you could say I read a lot of fluff"

They need to invent an economy that allows me to stay up til 2am putting my word crimes and gay yearning into stories and art, instead have to clock in at the capitalism hell machine

Juicing her prostate

but dogtor.. i am paw-gliacci

I know a place

New game make a song funnier/sexier by adding clowns into them "She fucks like a clown, all the way to the big top"

I've got so much piss to give, but tragically none of the kink to do anything with it. And I think that's funny

Everything you weigh for me puts me one step closer to the stove, and I'm about to bake I knead a little dough for bread cause I'm one step closer to the stove, and I'm about to bake

Mech: Mrs Plow Pilot:Maxine Power

I forgot the word for "accident" and instead said, "organic mistake" and I think I'll be using this in everyday conversation now

I wish I could frot with peril

Everyone's taking a moment of silence today for some reason? Did something big happen a while back? Did I forget something?

I'm honestly so upset that I'll never be able to go back to the grille/brewery I gave my first blowjob at. Capitalism takes everything from us

I'm honestly so upset that I'll never be able to go back to the grille/brewery I gave my first blowjob at. Capitalism takes everything from us

Who up massaging they apostate?

I can't help but feel extremely uneasy and suspicious that every major corporation is updating their privacy policies all at the same time.

Y'all ever get like, post nut clarity, but for other things in your life?

I got this bundle and it's absolutely a steal for all the good smut you get

Tom Clancy's My Roommate Turned Me Into a Pogchamp

Hey if you've ever wondered "what if Silco stuck his hand in Warwick!Vander's mouth and called her a good girl" wonder no more, I wrote the book

So I decided to release some new smut!! Horns In The Library 2! It's in a bundle with all of my books that have been delisted. If you want to buy my otherwise unavailable work - including the new one - you'll have to do it through here. Enjoy, ya filthy animals <3 itch.io/s/159258/ela...

A she/it trans fem with a free use kink and a special interest in trains. Call that a public transit

10 games to get to know you MegaMan X MegaMan X5 Super Mario RPG Legend of the Seven Stars Portal 2 Borderlands 2 Darksiders Worms Armageddon Lies of P Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask Star Fox 64

Is it gay to hold your gf's blahaj for ransom and send hostage photos of it with a poorly placed ball gag? The ransom is 1 million kisses. I hope she pays

Wishing I was at the mime strip club. Imagine getting a no contact lap dance and dancing on invisible poles, while sad french music plays the whole time.

I'msick and feel like shit, so I decided to make it worse by watching RIPD (2013). and my girlfriend walks in at this exact moment and goes, "what is JD Vance doing in this?"

The cock pit is located in the mech pilots lounge. (A pit filled with cocks)

I understand the machine kills me, but does it have to hurt the entire time?

Once again I have made the fact that I'm allowed access to recording software everyone else's problem :)

Gimp my ride

Fastest cuck in the west

I need a tramp stamp that says "GLHF" with an arrow pointing towards my asshole