So does anybody else have dreams interrupted by iceberg videos about the subject matter of the dream or is that just a me thing?

can the sun actually fuck off

bitches love my gay little paws

Happy Father's Dad! www.smbc-comics.com/comic/number...

i drew this a day or so after seeing the finale in theater but i wanna do a proper drawing at some point #tadc

It's wild to me that the most natural integration of difficulty into a match 3 game is the Bejeweled minigames in PvZ, because the scale of the zombie attacks scales up the longer you take. Instead of saying "you have 30 moves and then you're done" it has like. an actual game with mechanics

Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit.

Okay so after going to the cinema to see TADC ep 9, I was going to do a bit about them doing the intro again because I remembered this post and. it turns out i just fucking misremembered it so the idea i had doesnt work. just. just put me down vro im done TwT

THANK YOU FOR WATCHING THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS! 💖

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Something that I've noticed since getting into older music is how nice the 40 minute album is. Like it's big enough to feel substantial, but still small enough to put on and then go about your day after. Maybe that's part of the reason EPs are popular now, considering how long new albums tend to be.

It's wild to me that the reason humans took over the world can be traced back to being the sweatiest buggers in the savannah.

If you want any idea of how my family is, I was delayed getting my dad's ashes from the car because my mum wanted ice cream from the ice cream man

Niche internet microcelebrity status is having followers who don't also follow thousands of other people

I think we all universally need to protest movie theaters advertising going to the movies while you're already at the movie theater. Yes, we know. We're here. We grasp the concept of going to the movies. We're currently doing that.

When people told me The Beatles were a classic band, the bit of information that got lost in translation was the subject matter of their songs. I pictured exclusively sappy love songs, and not songs about how cool drugs are or bludgeoning people to death with a hammer.

Catapult 😺

oops! //self harm cw #art #digitalart #goodatdoomart

At this point they should rename South East Today to "Remember That Thing From The Eighties You Liked?". If I hear about one more band that's on tour, or a TV show that's getting a stage adaptation, from "your childhood" (anytime from the 60s-80s), I am going to bash my head in with a metal bar.

Epic Cat Slide into dinner 😺

The thing they don't tell you when you start making music is that there is no way to express the sheer jubilation of finally making stuff you feel fits your personality and sounds great without looking like a pretentious ass-hat

I was born in the wrong generation because I can't just phone a restaurant and order my food, no, no, no! I have to use one of 10 different buggy services to trudge through the menu and then get my food! But at least I don't have to give them cash at the door, so that makes it all worth it 🫠

I'd like to know whose idea it was to give you shipping details of something you've ordered using only the indistinct internal name used for the product. Is my parcel moving? Yes. Do I know which one is which? No!

Today I encountered what I believe to be the final frontier of "the dog walker who walks right past despite the dog wanting to say hello": a woman rewarding her dog for ignoring mine. Like actually training them to be antisocial. Cartoon villain type behaviour like actually why even do this?

come on now. thats too many.

I'm all for children being loud, because you can generally ignore it, but does my next-door neighbour need a whole adult host and speaker system for their kid's birthday? Like its boiling already, I need the windows open, please be quiet. I am on my hands and knees bro.

Dude my uncle has bigger boobs than me what the fuck

Interesting how a lot of films from the 2010s or before can be unwatchable because of outdated cultural references, and a lot of new films don't tackle those things but are mid based on quality. Like we have the constituent components of a timeless classic you just need to PUT THEM TOGETHER :<

I got whatchu need.

games

It's almost stupid how effective it's been for me to tally how often I do the stuff I actually want to each day. Like I struggle to do my passions until there's a number and percentage I need to maintain, are we real brain

We must imagine Handler in the middle of a summer heatwave, still wearing the coat and the boots and all the rest of the leather in spite of the heat, and looking absolutely fucking miserable because of it

DID YOU KNOW? You specifically are capable are making the worst art on the planet ever! Only you are capable of doing this, and every other person who has ever made anything is better than you in every facet.

would ringo starr fuck a plane?

One of the more potent signs I'm terminally online is that I heard people hated TADC episode 9, went to the cinema and promptly experienced peak

One of the less obvious things that annoys me about AI is when it's blatantly unhelpful. Like, half the time the AI summary on Google will say something amounting to "idk, Google it". Like. I'm using Google; you're Google, I'm already there dude. You gonna help, or?

dude I get it calm down

happy pride u sickos 🏳️‍🌈🔊

#promosky i am funny :)

4 years, Technoblade Never Dies

Happy pride #gay

Oh of course we immediately hear from one of the “cats should stop smoking cigarettes” extremists.

You know you're autistic when you hear somebody's phone ring and instantly recognise that it's from Metal Gear Solid

This may be among the nerdiest things I've ever posted, but it bothers me that the logo for the 20th Soccer Aid has the roman numerals for 11...

we shouldve lived in the Wonderswan timeline....

The Beatles drop acid together: Paul McCartney: I was given a vision of love. George Harrison: And out of that love… darkness. John Lennon: And out of that darkness… love. Ringo Starr: I want to live beneath the sea.

The Beau Brummelstones have announced they will not be performing at Freedom 250. #AT40

I'm convinced they exercised Paul McCartney's spirit and embued it into Sam Campbell