“Chud.”

“Clock it.” 👺

“Sussy… Baka.”

“24k gold… la boo boo.”

Reading over a list of phrases Catharina wanted him to say 😭 “The … rizzler.”

elysia 🩷 😭🙏

He is mediating

May I help you ?

Emmy. *you 👺

[ He calmly stares at him, both hands placed on his walking stick. 👺]

Emmy. LEAVE ME ALONE WHAG THE FCUK WHAT DID I DO

Emmy. Oh hell naw

I can hear you, Shredder. What is it you want ?

Splinter chooses to ignore him 💀

He has several pink bows on him — Catharina wanted to give him a makeover 😭

Catharina is currently giving him a makeover— splinter is allowing her to 😭

He has been meditating for the past eight hours 💀

You are an obstacle standing on your own path, though are too blind to see it.

No.

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Choosing to ignore him 💀

“That would be nice, yes,” he nods. After all, how could he refuse a cup of tea ? ✨ “… But where exactly did you come from?” 💧

Gazing over at him, Splinter blinks. “Hello, Shredder.” 😒

He has a terrible headache. 💧

What .

What rabbit ??

Michelangelo, what are you staring so intensely for? Is something weighing on your mind ?

temporary. pin. master splinter. hamato yoshi. tmnt 2012 based. minors do not interact.

Splinter knows he’s there, yet he makes no movements. At least, not yet.

He is mediating.

aUGH —

. . .

[ FALLS TO THE GROUND IN THE FAMILY DEATH GUY POSE ]

[ He releases her. 👺]

My writer says no. 👺

My writer is feeling silly. So, I can do this. [ GRABBIGN HER ]

[ side eyes her . JUDGEMENTALLY ]

Forgive me for wanting to ensure my children are properly fed. 👺

Cue a side-eye.

“I will not tell you ANYTHING, for the final time SHREDDER.” 👺

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ oh great . i’m doomed to be a decrepit 28 year old hag .ᐟ.ᐟ you’re • • you’re not • • humans .ᐟ.ᐟ

Another side-eye. “Shredder, I will not ask you again. Leave. Now.” 👺

His grip tightens ever so slightly on his cane — oh, that struck a nerve 👺 “No, you will not.”

“No, I will tell you nothing.” He squints — unfazed about the laser blaster. It must be about someone important to him if he refuses to speak 👺

"No. Because as I stated, it's NONE of your business." It must be something PRETTY important, something that could totally be used against him 👺

“I’m never going to tell you about my troubles, Shredder. You have made your point as to where you stand very clear.” 👺

“Please go, you are interrupting my mediation.” Cue a side eye 👺