God: "dude you gotta hear the music this David kid is doing, shit is nuts!" You, for some fuck ass reason: "eh, music isn't really my thing."

Wanna hear a glimpse of my Cooper Howard? Take a gander here!

Bounty hunting isn’t always profitable… 💵 Voiced by @ambrosekincaidva.bsky.social and the art and editing are by the always lovely @xenterra-art.bsky.social 🫶 Thank you both for always allowing me to comm you!

To anyone who tried to listen to this and had issues with the HotAudio link, I've fixed the issue and added an extra SG link for backup!

‼️NEW AUDIO‼️ A few weeks into your arranged marriage with the alpha, your heat cycle begins. You do your best to avoid him, hoping to protect him from the effect of your pheromones. Because you know something that he doesn't... Script by @writtenbywhimsy.bsky.social! www.reddit.com/r/TheRealmOf...

End of an era 😌

M4TF Audio: Your Older Brother Beats Up The Guy Who Misgendered You On Purpose Script: u/sadist_succubus Big brother bruises are a badge of honor for beating up bullies cw: incest www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...

❗New Audio❗ Your brother just got back home from a night out with friends. He keeps looking at you weird though, you wonder if that has anything to do with you turning into a hot girl before his very eyes. Maybe you should talk to him abo– is he jerking off in there? www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...

Actual live footage of @writtenbywhimsy.bsky.social after I make ONE (1) joke about Aussies

What if we met God and they were like "wtf?? the ones with the balls are supposed to wear the dresses! The pants are for the ones with the innies!!"

Looking back, kina amazed at myself that this was my first four offerings to the audio porn gods. What a spread. A bitch got ✨ range ✨

This is my impression of a skinny gay guy with a lot of hair from New York: "why I otter"

Does anyone have recommendations for office decor? Like where to look or particular brands? The tapestry I have up is apparently a health concern (something about it being cloth) and now I need to figure out how to decorate my office. Interior decoration is not my strong suit, unfortunately 😅

Let no one say I'm not willing to play against type

business is business

Just nutted so hard I hit myself in the face with it ✌️

@thedexcollective.bsky.social is on a roll. There's more audios, more additions to The RoloDex like writer/voice actor @ambrosekincaidva.bsky.social featured in this sweet, cinematic narrative with Dex, and more stories of all kinds to come! www.instagram.com/reel/DWCRVWp...

REPOST BECAUSE BUFFER HATES ME Collab with @ambrosekincaidva.bsky.social Bringing this one home where it belongs. Come get lost in a little sfw fantasy, a little sweetness, and a little cake. Free to listen to - only on The Dex Collective ✨ thedexcollective-shop.fourthwall.com/supporters/a...

My nonexistent breeding kink awakening every time I do taxes and am reminded of Child Tax Credits

My boss and I spent like 30 minutes the other day trying to figure out why we couldn't get something to work in Excel and he said "Someone must have cursed me" which prompted me to make and send him this

Pigeon is a big fan of fetch

Performed a dramatic reenactment of The Hurt Locker this morning (forgot to burp my fermenting kimchi for 3 days)

@ambrosekincaidva.bsky.social as The Coworker @artonyoursleeve.bsky.social as The Childhood Friend @theycalledhimquiet.bsky.social as The Fake Boyfriend @southlandtale.bsky.social as The Boss

He *is* wonderfully and deliciously pathetic, it's true 😏💖

Never forget

OI! I'm in a new collab!! If you wanna hear me fail miserably at trying to Dom only to become an absolute begging mess of a sub, then you might wanna check it out 😌

💘CUPID'S CHOICE: A CYOA COLLAB IS NOW LIVE💘 🎨 by @nightsongsiren.bsky.social ENJOY! ✨

During dnd last night, our resident lesbian's cleric asked a local guardswoman to the ball we were to attend. She did so by writing a flowery letter, of course, and I heard her mutter "I probably don't have time to get it embossed..." Which is probably the most sapphic thing I've ever heard.

I just learned that the scientific study of how objects rub against things is called Tribology, and yk what? Hell yea

After 2 years of waiting, I'm releasing: FREE NSFW SFX PACK V4.0 • OVER 1669 SOUNDS • New plaps, wet sounds, fabrics, centered sounds and more! Download link in replies! #nsfwtwt #nsfwartist #nsfwart #nsfwvoiceactor #nsfwanimator #nsfweditor

Also a special "fuck you" to @ambrosekincaidva.bsky.social for making me caption that rambling snippet BY HAND!!

✨MEET THE COWORKER✨ You have something of a love/hate relationship with your fellow project leader (You really love to hate him). Written by @nyxgemini.bsky.social and voiced by @ambrosekincaidva.bsky.social Part of the Cupid's Choice Collab coming Feb 14th

"They" don't want you to know this, but you can just grab a pair of your partners dirty panties (or whatever underwear) and sniff them whenever you want 😌

God forbid a man accessorize 😌😏 ft. Pigeon the cat

Just came so hard it felt like I was undergoing high-G training

The most embarrassing part about being a bottom is having to explain that it's not "I want you to fuck my face with the strap🥺", it's "I need you to fuck my face with the strap every so often or they'll have to take me away and put me in a padded room🥴"

Just finished to an audio for the first time in years, nature is healing

Was super invested in an audio then I heard a bed creak sound effect and immediately knew it was "ES_bed_motion_2.mp3" and my immersion shattered.

When you cough on the exhale of a big hit and gotta go lay in bed for a while manually breathing.

don't mind me - still crying over episode 5 of heated rivalry

It might not be “ALL” men, but it’s enough of them, TOO MANY of them. It might not be “ALL” men, but EVERY woman or fem presenting person I know has a story like mine. It might not be “ALL” men, but it is the responsibility of EVERY man to call out those men.

🎶So this is love🎶

Ayyo chat, drop the lonely island sex cake gif

❗New Audio❗ You're stalking the halls of a warehouse on the hunt for a demon whos been causing trouble when you're greeted by an old friend and fellow hunter, Dean Winchester. Only, he's acting a little...different. www.reddit.com/r/TheRealmOf...

Update: I've posted the first portion of it, if you've any desire to read it. Spoilers for dispatch, obvi ...but it's complicated by Ambrose_Kincaid - Dispatch (Video Game) archiveofourown.org/works/75444896 via @ao3org

NorthernLion is the closest thing we have to a modern Diogenes

And if I said they're t4t?

My obsession with Dispatch is starting to become a problem. I've written over 10k words of Mandy/Courtney/Robert fanfic. Seriously consider having myself put down, seems more humane at this point 😔

This is how I know Dispatch frfr got my ass in a strangle hold

My friends introducing me to anyone