My boss and I spent like 30 minutes the other day trying to figure out why we couldn't get something to work in Excel and he said "Someone must have cursed me" which prompted me to make and send him this

Pigeon is a big fan of fetch

Performed a dramatic reenactment of The Hurt Locker this morning (forgot to burp my fermenting kimchi for 3 days)

@ambrosekincaidva.bsky.social as The Coworker @artonyoursleeve.bsky.social as The Childhood Friend @theycalledhimquiet.bsky.social as The Fake Boyfriend @southlandtale.bsky.social as The Boss

He *is* wonderfully and deliciously pathetic, it's true 😏💖

Never forget

OI! I'm in a new collab!! If you wanna hear me fail miserably at trying to Dom only to become an absolute begging mess of a sub, then you might wanna check it out 😌

💘CUPID'S CHOICE: A CYOA COLLAB IS NOW LIVE💘 🎨 by @nightsongsiren.bsky.social ENJOY! ✨

During dnd last night, our resident lesbian's cleric asked a local guardswoman to the ball we were to attend. She did so by writing a flowery letter, of course, and I heard her mutter "I probably don't have time to get it embossed..." Which is probably the most sapphic thing I've ever heard.

I just learned that the scientific study of how objects rub against things is called Tribology, and yk what? Hell yea

After 2 years of waiting, I'm releasing: FREE NSFW SFX PACK V4.0 • OVER 1669 SOUNDS • New plaps, wet sounds, fabrics, centered sounds and more! Download link in replies! #nsfwtwt #nsfwartist #nsfwart #nsfwvoiceactor #nsfwanimator #nsfweditor

Also a special "fuck you" to @ambrosekincaidva.bsky.social for making me caption that rambling snippet BY HAND!!

✨MEET THE COWORKER✨ You have something of a love/hate relationship with your fellow project leader (You really love to hate him). Written by @nyxgemini.bsky.social and voiced by @ambrosekincaidva.bsky.social Part of the Cupid's Choice Collab coming Feb 14th

"They" don't want you to know this, but you can just grab a pair of your partners dirty panties (or whatever underwear) and sniff them whenever you want 😌

God forbid a man accessorize 😌😏 ft. Pigeon the cat

Just came so hard it felt like I was undergoing high-G training

The most embarrassing part about being a bottom is having to explain that it's not "I want you to fuck my face with the strap🥺", it's "I need you to fuck my face with the strap every so often or they'll have to take me away and put me in a padded room🥴"

Just finished to an audio for the first time in years, nature is healing

Was super invested in an audio then I heard a bed creak sound effect and immediately knew it was "ES_bed_motion_2.mp3" and my immersion shattered.

When you cough on the exhale of a big hit and gotta go lay in bed for a while manually breathing.

It might not be “ALL” men, but it’s enough of them, TOO MANY of them. It might not be “ALL” men, but EVERY woman or fem presenting person I know has a story like mine. It might not be “ALL” men, but it is the responsibility of EVERY man to call out those men.

🎶So this is love🎶

Ayyo chat, drop the lonely island sex cake gif

❗New Audio❗ You're stalking the halls of a warehouse on the hunt for a demon whos been causing trouble when you're greeted by an old friend and fellow hunter, Dean Winchester. Only, he's acting a little...different. www.reddit.com/r/TheRealmOf...

Update: I've posted the first portion of it, if you've any desire to read it. Spoilers for dispatch, obvi ...but it's complicated by Ambrose_Kincaid - Dispatch (Video Game) archiveofourown.org/works/75444896 via @ao3org

NorthernLion is the closest thing we have to a modern Diogenes

And if I said they're t4t?

My obsession with Dispatch is starting to become a problem. I've written over 10k words of Mandy/Courtney/Robert fanfic. Seriously consider having myself put down, seems more humane at this point 😔

This is how I know Dispatch frfr got my ass in a strangle hold

My friends introducing me to anyone

Invisigal > Blazer but Mandy > Courtney

👇👇👇👇👇

❗New Audio❗ If you listen to it, no you didn't...😌 www.reddit.com/r/TheRealmOf...

Gonna print this and hang it in my house like Bush's Mission Accomplished banner

Ladies and gentlemen, ✨her✨

She hold hand 🥹

Went to a Reneé Rapp concert last night and saw levels of Gender™️ hitherto unconceived by mortal minds

We are live... The Nightmare Carnvial has arrived!

🎧NEW AUDIO🎧 “I don’t remember asking if you were busy or not. I said I’m horny. Come over. Now.” it’s here, it’s here!! the long-awaited sequel to Bully’s Bathroom Bitch is up on TREA and FAP! script: @ambrosekincaidva.bsky.social cameo: @neondextrose.bsky.social www.reddit.com/r/TheRealmOf...

Here's a little tease about an audio I'm working on 🤭

❗New Audio❗ You've called Keegan, starting an argument about him being away for longer than he had thought he would be. Though it is really a ploy to get his attention and to be fucked senseless. www.reddit.com/r/TheRealmOf... Script by @maskedmenace.bsky.social

Seems like a good excuse to bring some oldies out of the vault 🙂‍↕️

❗New Audio❗ Your FWB is working another overnight shift. Tonight, you've been an antagonizing him over sext. You've got him so riled up he drops the addy to his work so he can sneak you in the back for some workplace fun. Script by @neondextrose.bsky.social www.reddit.com/r/TheRealmOf...

Accidentally double dosed my Vyvanse today and

me crawling back to have a normal conversation with my husband after crying for no reason at 10 am

Guess who n̶e̶e̶d̶s̶ gets to go car shopping! 🙃

Y'all my Bisexual ass should NOT be doing HEMA, everyone is hot AND they have swords 😮‍💨

This is an Expedition 33 Skeet, not really spoilery but more a IYKYK type jawn: FUCK YOU SIMON

Don’t bite the hand that spread them cheeks