/ forgot to add i'm active on my stardew valley oc @oilslicked.bsky.social who is also open to multiverse rp <3

/ HI GANG or what's left of it as stardew verse reawakens for the 1000th time ,,, im not likely to return to sam since ive written him for so long. i'll keep the account in case i want to write him again tho 🙏 just pretend he's on tour or at war or something. or just doing sam things

—— @jojarockstar.bsky.social

yo bro what am i doing with my life . how did a roach got a rolls royce and im out here walking 、 and we really grew up together . twin got the bag and switched up man 😔

⠀ ⠀⠀vincent's timing is an unintentional yobasend. sam moves his hand to hold the back of sebastian's neck, beneath the soft new fronds of hair he's grown out. from the smoke clinging to hoodie fibres to the way his eyes crinkle with a secret smile, ⠀

yeah, well, what're you gonna do. life's a bitch and then you die, right? / sometimes. sometimes life's a bitch and you keep living.

there is rain inside of me ; where to escape it?

⠀ ⠀⠀"i'm heading home to see everybody, so i won't be bothering you for long." ⠀⠀starting to walk beside her. he slows his pace a bit to keep time with her comparably smaller gait. "thanks. have i missed a lot?" ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀practicing my surprised face. woah ! something like that . . ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀"it wasn't, but it doesn't matter now. i'm just happy to be home." ⠀⠀adjusting the strap of his bag on his shoulder, sam takes a few steps towards town. "were you heading this way? i'll walk with you if you don't mind." ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀sam returns it right away, squeezing tight. his hair has grown a few inches over the ten weeks basic training took, taking on a more umber tone without length & sun bleach to accentuate the blond colour. no bigger than before, but the uniform ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀"oh—— aria ! it's good to see you." before the bus rattles off, sam waves goodbye to the driver. he lets his arm fall with a slump. "that was a long ride. i'm all stiff." ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀"oh, sorry. you okay, dude?" ⠀⠀"no. now i'm stuck between 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩 of you." vincent wriggles out from between their bodies. he grabs at sam's sleeve. "i want a jacket just like this when i'm older !" ⠀⠀sam's smile wanes just a little. he loses interest ⠀

i only wrote this down to make you press rewind, and send a message: i am young and a menace.

⠀ ⠀⠀sam says nothing, just holds strong as the excitement & energy gradually evaporates, leaving them hugging in the meadow clearing. he'd be happy if it went on forever. ⠀⠀"sammy?" ⠀⠀blonde head lifts from dillion's shoulder. "hey, mom. hey, vincent !" ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀"talia? hey, c'mon." smiling voice becomes tinged with concern even as he laughs, holding her shoulders and gently introducing some distance to glimpse her face. ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀i ran into gus earlier. he was acting really weird and secretive. also, the balloons he was holding behind his back were kinda telling. ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀"big man is fast approaching, over. copy that. ready to launch, captain. and——" big hands catch vincent under his arms. "lift off !" ⠀⠀"you're back ! mom said you'd be back !" hurried words peel off into laughter as sam swoops him through the air ⠀

Sam Seb

⠀ ⠀⠀CATCHES, only JUST managing not to fall over. ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀camo arms wrap dillion in a snug hold, the fabric of his sleeves catching & tough compared to his hand on her arm. "that's gonna be hard to explain to morris," he says with a smile. "how are things? how've you been?" ⠀

i guess all i can do is embrace the pandemonium 、 find happiness in the unique insanity of being here 、 now .

fresh oranges. summer rains. fall sunsets. hibiscus tea. clementines.

⠀ ⠀⠀woah, woah, woah ! the soles of his combat boots kick at air. a high pitched laugh tumbles from his chest. "dillion ! careful !" ⠀

/ sam i know it's you

⠀ ⠀⠀steps off the bus. ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀♡ for a letter from sam. ⠀

/ dorkazoid

/ rip cutesy pfp 2025-2025

⠀ ⠀⠀sam returns it. it's easier than breathing —— as always, sebastian makes all his worries melt away even if it's only for a moment. "yeah. you'd think the army would be a little more punctual, huh?" ⠀⠀tossing the ball to him. "didn't think you ran." ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀the mention of sam's family makes his features twist. he tucks his bottom lip under his teeth, feeling the yarn of the scarf between his fingers. "alright," he whispers. ⠀⠀a bus appears on the horizon. not the usual bus that trucks pelican towners to ⠀

/ deadpool to seb's wolverine iktr

⠀ ⠀⠀sure, sure. just tell me if you've managed to pirate an early version or not, man ! ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀but . . the new wumbus movie hasn't come out yet . . ⠀

Cooking with Abigail, having such fun

⠀ ⠀⠀she said you kinda remind me of ted moseby. i said wow i'm flattered ! she said don't be. ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀+7 community hours. ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀trust me around an open flame. you know you wanna. ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀i've been taking extra shifts at the 'mart wherever i can get them. didja miss me?⠀⠀(^__-) ⠀

in the famous words of maximilian goof from the goofy movie ：' ' GO LEFT ！' '

⠀ ⠀⠀oh, you'll eat his hotpot alright. meanwhile me and ROBIN will be wining and dining all the way to BOOTY TOWN.⠀⠀🧏‍♂️ ⠀

—— @jojarockstar.bsky.social

light is on the way, we'll be having a fun time, it's such a lovely day, we should pocket the sunshine!

/ ethnic multicultural hcs that deviate from canon save me save me

Broken record in the stereo

/ i heart how intimidating kent looks in that drawing

/ MY SHAYLAAAAAS